I hate the song in this trailer. But here is the new one.
Hoo boy. What exactly is the point of this series? Is the realm of Elves and Men in danger of being overrun by the Darkness and now boss queen Galadriel has to take up the sword to fight it?
If these cunts making this show had actually read the Silmarillion (which they don't have the rights to fortunately), they'd know that the Second Age of Middle Earth is one long list of Ls the good guys from our boy Sauron. To list the stuff he did:
- Tricks the elves into forging the Three Great Rings, then himself gives the Seven Rings to the Dwarves and the NIne Rings to the Kings of Men. And of course, forges the One Ring to dominate all the others. He then turns the Nine into the Nazgul, drives the Dwarves greed further which ruins them. Only the Elves are spared because they are wise to his plans and take their Rings off.
- Successfully seduces the King of Numenor to launch an invasion fleet on the Undying Lands, the home of the Valar. The Valar then destroy the fleet and Numenor itself for their betrayal. The survivors of the cataclysm then make landfall on Middle Earth to found the kingdoms of Arnor and Gondor.
- Sauron raises a great army to finally crush the Numenoreans, who are now allied with the Elves in a Last Alliance to stand against him. The battle ends when Sauron is defeated, at the cost of Elendil, the High KIng of the Dunedain, and Gil-Galad, the last High Elven King. But the One Ring he forged is not destroyed and is lost with time.
So what's the point of watching this series when we all know the good guys will lose? It's only until the Third Age in
The Lord of Rings when the forces of good are finally able to end the threat of Sauron with the destruction of the One Ring. I don't want to watch 5 seasons of the good guys getting their asses kicked!