I'm not completely inhuman you know? I feel bad for Chloe. Not so much for being a shaved chimp, but for trying to make a living in Hollywood as a "female" while being a shaved chimp... That can not be easy on her chimp ego.
I Have No Idea If Chloe Moretz Is Attractive
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I still think this is result of being an up and coming star at too early an age in Hollywood.
This to me looks like what happens to a growing body that's been forced into unnatural diets and exercise routines to give a specific look for the camera, that changes regularly and isn't stuck to consistently, while being constantly stressed and deprived of rest, and almost certainly up to her eyeballs in cocktail of drugs.
I mean she looks too much like fellow washed out child star Edward Furlong for me to think it's not just a repeating pattern.
I still think this is result of being an up and coming star at too early an age in Hollywood.
This to me looks like what happens to a growing body that's been forced into unnatural diets and exercise routines to give a specific look for the camera, that changes regularly and isn't stuck to consistently, while being constantly stressed and deprived of rest, and almost certainly up to her eyeballs in cocktail of drugs.
I mean she looks too much like fellow washed out child star Edward Furlong for me to think it's not just a repeating pattern.
I think people who are cast for being cute kids are unlikely to remain attractive as adults. Lil Haley Joel and Macaulay were cute kids, but ended up looking like man-children.
Cute kids are probably raped by Hollywood execs and in cases like Macauly drained of blood on occasion, hence why they look as they do, they're too big of stars to be sacrificed to their demon cults and this is what children who survive Hollywood's evil grow up to look like. Wait... this isn't conspiracy corner, is it?
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What happened to Edward Furlong is hard to believe though.
Dude must have taken every wrong corner imaginable to go from this:
to this:
Dude must have taken every wrong corner imaginable to go from this:
to this:
What happened to Edward Furlong is hard to believe though.
Dude must have taken every wrong corner imaginable to go from this:
to this:
I dunno, dude looks like a lesbian in both pictures, TBH. Different stages of the same lifecycle.
Haley Joel's sister Emily was hot until I realized she was Haley Joel's sister, and from then on I couldn't unsee it.
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Fucking LOL
Btw. don't google for the previously hot Olsen-twins. Really sad what happened to them :/
Given how nice Elizabeth Olsen looks, who is famously rather more sheltered and wholesome as a person, I'd say they're the best warning possible for why partying like hedonistic slags will come to bite women far sooner than they realise.
They look like cadavers. They look like the funeral home did a nice job with the make up. They look like that have been mounted for display at the medical college.
God damn man!They look like cadavers. They look like the funeral home did a nice job with the make up. They look like that have been mounted for display at the medical college.
While I was never a fan....... i've seen decades long crack addicts look better.
They look like the have there souls sucked out of their bodies.
I was gonna say crack whores. You are kinder than I am.They look like cadavers. They look like the funeral home did a nice job with the make up. They look like that have been mounted for display at the medical college.
She looks like her and Edward Furlong drank the same poison.
i rejected two calls at work to finish this
Daymn... if that's what they look like now, how long ago was it since they were they hot?
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Jesus christ.They look like cadavers. They look like the funeral home did a nice job with the make up. They look like that have been mounted for display at the medical college.
They seriously do not look healthy or happy.
How old are they now? I guess from here on to the funeral home it will be them and the cats.
At least they will not be completely alone.
They have eachother and can roleplay being ancient and barren elven sisters living together.
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From now on, "the Olsen twins" will just be what I call Elizabeth Olsens tits.
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What a great fucking thread
Not my type, but I'd still hit it. She really has gotten weirder looking as she's gotten older
Not my type, but I'd still hit it. She really has gotten weirder looking as she's gotten older
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Well she doesn't look like a bad animatronic of a Yeti like Chloe or a wax museum version of a real person like the O twins so I give her a pass!
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I'd slowly suck on one of her big toes, looking her into the eye, then turning my head and look her into the other eye.
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To me this picture is the most damning... no shop just her with everything out to bare. Absolutely straight hips. No chest to speak of, and I don't even know what the hell is going on with those feet. Plus those fucking grabbers just look so dangerous.
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It's kind of each of her appendages look okay each on their own, they were just assembled into a body where one doesn't fit with the others in any way.
Proportions are completely off.
The olsen twins are even more horrifying when you see them next to their sister.
It's like putting an elf next to two goblins.
It's like putting an elf next to two goblins.
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Elizabeth Olsen is like one of the most beautiful actresses though, imo.
Lots of people look like goblins next to her...
Lots of people look like goblins next to her...
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That is a mans body. If this turns you on you on the LGBT spectrum.
Them bitches look BOGGEDThe olsen twins are even more horrifying when you see them next to their sister.
It's like putting an elf next to two goblins.
This fucking thread has me rolling from start to finish.
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MetalAlien's description made me remember who she reminds me of:
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Aaand saved ... for ... "later".The olsen twins are even more horrifying when you see them next to their sister.
It's like putting an elf next to two goblins.
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How is this thread so popular?
This is some unhealthy obsession going on here.
This is some unhealthy obsession going on here.
How dare you! This is a scientific study.How is this thread so popular?
This is some unhealthy obsession going on here.
Another example... this is Aileen Quinn. This is the woman who played Annie in the 1982 movie. At the time everyone including her thought she was going to take over Hollywood, but the same shit happen to her as Chloe. She didn't grow up she just got bigger.
Today she looks like the prize steer at a livestock auction. Maybe Stilton Disco is right... some people have a bad reaction to that Hollywood lifestyle you get forced on you.
