put brap in a wig and from certain angles he would probably pass for a girl.She is cute in some pics
I Have No Idea If Chloe Moretz Is Attractive
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GymWolf
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I can't even tell if she is a womand or a man...this is like the main singer of tokyo hotel all over again...
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After being with the same person for 20 years, the performance anxiety of having to make the sex with someone new scares the hell out of me. In theory, I should be able to get it "up" for Chloe, but reality would probably be very different.
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Well, chances are low it's ever going to be an issue. If I do find myself in the unlikely position of making sweet love to the erotically malformed Chloe Moretz, I'll Skype you in to shout words of encouragement.
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...and it will be glorious...
I can already imagine you shouting insults about her body shape at her with your low rough whiskey voice.
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I've completely forgotten what a condom feels like.
It feels like fucking a bag of sand.
She's still hot. Just a little older and a little thicker. Hasn't become a crack whore or anything. Saw her on some meh sitcom with Ashton Kutcher somewhat recently.
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This giraffe monkey makes my skin crawl as well... get the shivers every time she tries to play sexy in the Dark Knight Rises.... I damn sure didn't rise.
I wouldn't go that far, but she puts me in mind of Julia Roberts, in that I can understand that there are people that would want to fuck her, but that she's just slightly too far into the uncanny valley of slightly off features, for me to not find the idea of accidentally bumping into her in a dark alley horrifying.This giraffe monkey makes my skin crawl as well... get the shivers every time she tries to play sexy in the Dark Knight Rises.... I damn sure didn't rise.
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HotPocket69
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Roberts and Hathaway have pretty good feet though so 
Another reason to feel contempt for foot fetishists then: providing opportunities for uglies and weirdo's to breed.Roberts and Hathaway have pretty good feet though so
oh god that one is even worse!!I wouldn't go that far, but she puts me in mind of Julia Roberts, in that I can understand that there are people that would want to fuck her, but that she's just slightly too far into the uncanny valley of slightly off features, for me to not find the idea of accidentally bumping into her in a dark alley horrifying.
GymWolf
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I never understood if the guy's face is cg or real...oh god that one is even worse!!
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Ok we are now in the territory where we insult good looking women for personal biase so here you go:
Who the hell want to fuck this egg head with the mongoloid expression?!
Who the hell want to fuck this egg head with the mongoloid expression?!
Ok we are now in the territory where we insult good looking women for personal biase so here you go:
Who the hell want to fuck this egg head with the mongoloid expression?!
Not me; not into kids.
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So? I'm not attracted to someone who looks like they are 14. I don't wanna bang those weird Eldar lookin Olsen twins either.
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I honestly prefer women with a slightly off-norm hook.. be it big eyes, prominent nose, penis, or long torso.
If she's built like a linebacker with no neck, broad shoulders and hairy nipples, I'll probably pass.
If she's built like a linebacker with no neck, broad shoulders and hairy nipples, I'll probably pass.
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I don't think I have the will power for this one.This giraffe monkey makes my skin crawl as well... get the shivers every time she tries to play sexy in the Dark Knight Rises.... I damn sure didn't rise.
How many fucking foot fetishists do we have here
All I can figure is one got in and invited the rest. We're going to make Brie's feet the logo soon to repulse them.
HotPocket69
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Always liked a good foot. Says a lot about their hygiene and how they take care of themselves in general and they can be super sexy. I can't be with some chick with busted ass toes. No fucking way.
I fucking dare you to put your dick in that succubus.. .Ok we are now in the territory where we insult good looking women for personal biase so here you go:
Who the hell want to fuck this egg head with the mongoloid expression?!
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LOL@Bernkastel on GAF posting those asian girls that looked like 10 or 12 years old in the pantyhose thread, but it seems everybody was okay with this because they are 1000 years old dragons or something.
Go away with that pedo shit, really.