Thread: Amazon's LOTR Series Name - "Rings of Power"
Calcium
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I can't wait to see how badly they fuck this up.
CAB_Life
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That title doesn't inspire confidence in the production. Cheap, reductive, corny. I can't decide which (or all).
The voice over when she said "Merdooor," with that tongue roll ......I rolled my eyes.....pretty sure they fucked it up already.
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GreyHorace
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Woke of the Rings?
The SJWarillion?
See? I can come up with shittier titles. At least they'll be honest of the intent of this series to completely piss on Professor Tolkien's work.
The SJWarillion?
See? I can come up with shittier titles. At least they'll be honest of the intent of this series to completely piss on Professor Tolkien's work.
Like honestly Catey B does a fantastic job monologu-ing here.
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Almost limitless budget, no creativity.
Power Rings became a racist term, so they had to name it Rings of Power. There's a huge difference.
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Cryptek
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Can't wait for negroid elves and trans hobbits.
sheeeeit i'm finna fuck this fine ass honkey elf woman
We all knows these white elve bitches crave the BHC
We all knows these white elve bitches crave the BHC
A Look At Amazon Studios' New Diversity Guidelines
Amazon Studios is pledging that by 2024 half of all top-line roles – directors, writers, producers – in their movies and shows will be composed of women and underrepresented groups
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Given Amazons Draconian inclusion and equity policies, it's an absolute given this will suck ass completely. Want diversity? Greenlight productions where it makes sense. Don't try and shove square pegs in round holes.
A Look At Amazon Studios' New Diversity Guidelines
Amazon Studios is pledging that by 2024 half of all top-line roles – directors, writers, producers – in their movies and shows will be composed of women and underrepresented groups
Given Amazons Draconian inclusion and equity policies, it's an absolute given this will suck ass completely. Want diversity? Greenlight productions where it makes sense. Don't try and shove square pegs in round holes.
Hiring people because of the colour of their skin is the very definition of racist.
Dacon
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Well I hope it helps keep them off the streets
Dacon
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Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power TV series cast revealed
Who has been cast in The Rings of Power, who do they play and what have they said about their roles?
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Do these writers know that developing certain hair type and complexion is linked to the conditions people live in and that this takes thousands of years? Do they realize that these unlikely mixed tribes (in a medieval world without fast traveling via airplanes and such) would look all the same in a couple of generations due to intermixing?
lmao god DAMN they really went out of their way to find the ugliest mfs they could.
Well I hope it helps keep them off the streets
GreyHorace
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WE WUZ NUMENOREANS!!!
Well I hope it helps keep them off the streets
Eneru
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Well I hope it helps keep them off the streets
GreyHorace
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I long for the days when Tolkien purists complained the Hobbits weren't chubby enough in the films (with the exception of Sean Astin).
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lol i had no idea the dwarf was the tallestI long for the days when Tolkien purists complained the Hobbits weren't chubby enough in the films (with the exception of Sean Astin).
GreyHorace
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John Rhys Davies is a big guy at 6ft 1inch (185 cm). We don't often see how big he is in movies or on tv.
Also the only one who didn't get the matching tattoo the rest of the cast got.
"These people are really, really good looking."
Well I hope it helps keep them off the streets
um WHAT. At least 80% of them are fucking ugly. Not even average. We have entered some kind of weird Emperor Has No Clothes realm where if someone isn't white, everyone has to pretend to find the fucker attractive so show how racist they aren't.
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Don't forget about how much sex the audience is apparently going to watch these mutants having
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Cryptek
Japan? I'll pass thanks
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You see a sign outside my house that says "Dead Hobbit Storage?" You know why you don't see that sign? Because storing dead Hobbits ain't none of my fucking business, that's why!sheeeeit i'm finna fuck this fine ass honkey elf woman
We all knows these white elve bitches crave the BHC
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Amazon’s ‘Lord of the Rings’ Series Rises: Inside ‘The Rings of Power’
One show to rule them all—the first look at a billion-dollar saga set thousands of years before J.R.R. Tolkien’s legendary trilogy.
GreyHorace
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Good God. It's bad enough that the POC casting ruins the idea of the world Tolkien created, but are they actually going to make Elrond and Galadriel fuck each other as one of those photos suggest?
Fuck this show if they go that route.
Fuck this show if they go that route.
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Eneru
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Good God. It's bad enough that the POC casting ruins the idea of world Tolkien created, but are they actually going to make Elrond and Galadriel fuck each other as one of those photos suggest?
Fuck this show if they go that route.
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Fuck racists and all, but when they're not even being subtle about it and even write under the black elf's photo "character created for the show", then that's bs.
Look, I'm all for black actors getting work in big shows, too. But the LotR is an institution, it's a fixed entity, and if you find the original "problematic", then fucking don't make a tv show of it to begin with.
I'm glad that this is only another re-telling of the LotR anyway, which means I can just stick to the movies that perfectly adapted the books.
Look, I'm all for black actors getting work in big shows, too. But the LotR is an institution, it's a fixed entity, and if you find the original "problematic", then fucking don't make a tv show of it to begin with.
I'm glad that this is only another re-telling of the LotR anyway, which means I can just stick to the movies that perfectly adapted the books.
Cryptek
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What the bloody fuck is this?
It's beyond parody at this point.
It's beyond parody at this point.
GreyHorace
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WE WUZ DURIN'S FOLK BITCH!What the bloody fuck is this?
It's beyond parody at this point.