Shaving Your Asshole

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I hope I'm not alone here but every couple weeks or so I get uncomfortable when trying to sleep if the hairs near my asshole grow out a bit.

What I usually do is take a new, clean disposable razor and shave from near my asshole on outward.

I try to be careful when doing this.

I'll rinse in hot water and repeat and when finished, dispose of the razor.

This ensures I don't mistakenly use it on my face.

Nowadays though, I just use an electric razor for my face.

Anyone else have an issue with ass hair and do you do anything different? Any recommendations?
 
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This was my nightmare. I used to be scared of shaving it so I won't cut open my ballsack by mistake

Then I discovered this magic and everything been great since then

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I used to shave my sack and my ass crack when I was dating. I dunno, it just seemed more sanitary seeing as having a bunch of hairs with poo passing through them seemed like a recipe for bad things, and having a smooth, Picard-like sack may encourage the occasional ball gargle, which it did. Thing is: it fucking itched like mad coming back in and I found scratching my balls and asshole all the time were equally unattractive, so when I got married I just said deal with it woman.

Seriously though, my dogs' asses turn into a jungle and get all kinds of debris stuck to theirs and every time I take them to the groomer they come back with little Brazilians, so yeah, why not people lol?
 
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If I could wax my own asshole, I would. But no way am I going somewhere to get that done on a regular basis and I'm not shaving the area because of obvious reasons.

I guess a pair of gentle clippers could almost get the job done.
 
Yeah, I wash thoroughly, then use a cheap electric beard trimmer (not the same one I use on my face, though I still santize with alcohol nonetheless). Process takes like 5ish minutes and I do it every few weeks. Have to be careful not to nick the actual anus hole itself but it's not a huge issue.

It's not for sleeping, it's for shitting/sweating. Not a fan of having an absolute shit infested swamp down under.
 
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Nymphae said:
What is the benefit to doing this? I can understand a little trimming to keep things comfortable, but this seems like a gay/porn thing to be concerned with how smooth your balls are.
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Imagine not wanting smooth balls. What I get from dpad is you guys are all fat and hairy and smelly. Muh dad bod. Muh dingleberries.
 
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brap said:
Imagine not wanting smooth balls. What I get from dpad is you guys are all fat and hairy and smelly. Muh dad bod. Muh dingleberries.
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I'm actually underweight but I never shave my nuts.

It's my ass hairs that give me issue.
 
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Imagine not wanting smooth balls. What I get from dpad is you guys are all fat and hairy and smelly. Muh dad bod. Muh dingleberries.
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I've done it before and stopped because there is no benefit worth the effort. I feel quite comfortable with trimmed hedges vs bare skin that gets sweaty and itchy as the hair grown back.
 
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brap said:
You guys are all such pussies ngl. It stops itching after like the second time. Women shave their shit and don't complain but guys whine about it.
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It always itches as it grows back in and you have small hairs. Most women I've had the opportunity to ask this of have said they don't really enjoy going bare either and prefer to just do short trimming. It's just as comfortable, I would argue it's more comfortable than having bare skin on skin in a warm region all day. I rarely need to adjust anything ever when I have hair down there, but when I had a bare sweaty sack I found it uncomfortable occasionally. The only reason people shave is because coomers are monkey see monkey do, and ewww hair.
 
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Nymphae said:
It always itches as it grows back in and you have small hairs. Most women I've had the opportunity to ask this of have said they don't really enjoy going bare either and prefer to just do short trimming. It's just as comfortable, I would argue it's more comfortable than having bare skin on skin in a warm region all day. I rarely need to adjust anything ever when I have hair down there, but when I had a bare sweaty sack I found it uncomfortable occasionally. The only reason people shave is because coomers are monkey see monkey do, and ewww hair.
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Doesn't bother me anymore. Maybe because I have manly skin...
Enjoy letting other guys floss their teeth with your pubes I guess.
 
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Never shaved my asshole, have no intention of starting. The irritation as it grows in must be intense. I just keep the jungle back there and make sure it's clean.

There is no need to care beyond the cleftal horizon.
 
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brap said:
Doesn't bother me anymore. Maybe because I have manly skin...
Enjoy letting other guys floss their teeth with your pubes I guess.
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Way more Chad to not care about burying a chicks face in your bush than it is to preen for your queen.

The only reason I've ever heard of that makes any sense is that it makes your dick look a bit longer, but when you're packing a Louisville slugger an extra half inch hardly matters.
 
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brap said:
No one with a large penis ever says they have a large penis. And nobody from Canada has a large penis either.
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Yeah you two do seem like the type to have been burned by some bogus penis size promises, sorry to hear that fellas
 
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