Shaving Your Asshole

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lol imagine being a "straight" guy and making an argument that would require you to know first hand that the penis sizes of various men didn't match what they told you on Grindr
 
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Fushitsusha said:
whats a grindr
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These things, you put salt crystals and pepper corns in them for fresher tasting seasoning.
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In context, I assume he's referencing the old joke of people using a big grinder to imply they have a big penis.
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Nymphae said:
lol imagine being a "straight" guy and making an argument that would require you to know first hand that the penis sizes of various men didn't match what they told you on Grindr
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Well it's fucking annoying driving all the way out there with today's gas prices and finding out you aren't going to gag all over some massive hog.


...wait did I say that out loud or just think it? Fuck, I can't tell. I'll just put on my sunglasses and back out of the room. No one noticed, Grinchy. No one heard.
 
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If you get a the grow-back itch, get a trimmer of some description and you'll get all the benefits without the bullshit. Philips OneBlade does the trick just fine. Or you could listen to just about any podcast on the planet and get 20% off Manscaped.

Why shave your balls? The comfort of not having hairy balls, and the sensation. Feels better when touched. Try it, you'll like it. If not, then don't do it again. Be a man, don't pussy out.

You only live once, why spend it walking around with hairy balls and arse?
 
Pubes I understand, I do that myself when I'm also cutting my hair - once or twice a month. Looks neater and looks bigger.

I didn't realize straight guys shaved their ass though, I'd have thought it was more a gay thing and for the same reason you get a women to shave her pussy - because a face and mouthful of pubes isn't pleasant, or you want to feel smooth skin rather than sweaty hairs against your cock during intercourse.

You guys sure you're not gay?
 
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Still can't decide said:
Pubes I understand, I do that myself when I'm also cutting my hair - once or twice a month. Looks neater and looks bigger.

I didn't realize straight guys shaved their ass though, I'd have thought it was more a gay thing and for the same reason you get a women to shave her pussy - because a face and mouthful of pubes isn't pleasant, or you want to feel smooth skin rather than sweaty hairs against your cock during intercourse.

You guys sure you're not gay?
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The ass hairs bother me especially when I try to sleep. It itches and feels uncomfortable so I have to go in there with a disposable every now and then and take care of the situation.

As for being gay, nah I like girls. I've just given up on them and don't bother trying. No interest in romance or any relationship anymore.
 
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Cryptek said:
The ass hairs bother me especially when I try to sleep. It itches and feels uncomfortable so I have to go in there with a disposable every now and then and take care of the situation.
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This. It's a comfort thing. I find the hair uncomfortable. I find most body hair uncomfortable, so it all gets trimmed or shaved. Particularly with the contents of underwear, I find it much cooler with less hair.
 
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What if I told you hair is only uncomfortable if you shave it? You are creating the problem and the maintenance.
 
At the risk of having jokes poked at me is the idea seriously being put forward that people who don't shave don't get itchy?
 
I've never shaved my ass and neither has it been a problem. At the same time, I don't get itchy from shaving my pubes either. 🤷‍♂️

I thought I was quite hairy down there too. Maybe it's not the hair that's the problem but the underwear some of you are using?

What a wonderful discussion.
 
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What if I told you hair is only uncomfortable if you shave it? You are creating the problem and the maintenance.
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Other way round. People start maintaining it because it's uncomfortable. The specific way you maintain it might be uncomfortable in its own way, but if they didn't think it was better people wouldn't do it. If you're a hairy gorilla I'm happy for you, but that ain't the life for me
 
The only reason you'd shave your arsehole because it's itchy is because you've already shaved your arsehole for some other reason.

What was the original reason OP?
 
Vow said:
The only reason you'd shave your arsehole because it's itchy is because you've already shaved your arsehole for some other reason.

What was the original reason OP?
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He was curious about gaping.
 
If you take a massive shit and your log has hella circumference, you a gaper.
 
Vow said:
The only reason you'd shave your arsehole because it's itchy is because you've already shaved your arsehole for some other reason.

What was the original reason OP?
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It gets itchy at night so I feel obligated.

Besides, pfft women don't even want anything to have to do with me why would a gay man either?
 
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