Oldest daughter sleeps in our bed with my wife, I sleep with the twins. 02:10 at night, I hear my wife calling for me. Oldest daughter had to vomit, the bed full of vomit, daughter full of vomit. Had to shower her.
Fun times.
Fun times.
So, is there anything in the world worse than a baby shitting in the bath?
You think that's bad? My 7 year old shit in the bath last week lolol. And it was NOT a solid turd, to say the least.
Not to be outdone, today my boy shat in the swimming pool and in the bath. Fun times.
What do you even use to clear a bath of that? Empty it and then use some disinfectant?
What 7 year old shits in the bath?
What 7 year old shits in the bath?
Several years ago I once shit my pants in the car on the way to work. Had to turn around and go home to shower and change. Not my best moment. Not great. Careful gambling on those farts, boys.
Got dragged to a first birthday party. Honestly I’d have had more fun plucking out my own nose hairs (young people look it up - it’ll happen to you).
Add in some bonus wife drama (she loves to mutter stuff under her breath) and yeah great time. Don’t get married whatever you do. Adopt, get a surrogate maybe but don’t get married.
Wasn't the food good at least? If there wasn't any cake, you should have started a riot.
Summertime, taking away one hour screwed up the sleeping times for the kids. That's the stuff you have to deal with as parents lol
Summertime, taking away one hour screwed up the sleeping times for the kids. That's the stuff you have to deal with as parents lol
My son is 10 months old now and I am constantly thinking: how am I going to protect him from the woke agenda of today? When he’s at home I can control what TV and movies he watches, what he views on the internet etc. but when he is out of my supervision (ie at school) what can I do? Have any of you guys got some tips or strategies to help my son avoid woke bullshit.
I’ve been doing tours of daycares lately and almost all of them have woke shit everywhere. One of the daycares told me they do Welcome to Country (it’s some stupid Australian aboriginal thing) every morning. Other daycares have posters claiming white people commited genocide against the aboriginal people of Australia and books talking about having two mums and analysing skin colour. They don’t even try to hide it. I don’t want my son exposed to this bullshit.
Sorry I don’t have time to go through the whole thread so if this question has been answered I apologise.
My son is 10 months old now and I am constantly thinking: how am I going to protect him from the woke agenda of today? When he’s at home I can control what TV and movies he watches, what he views on the internet etc. but when he is out of my supervision (ie at school) what can I do? Have any of you guys got some tips or strategies to help my son avoid woke bullshit.
I’ve been doing tours of daycares lately and almost all of them have woke shit everywhere. One of the daycares told me they do Welcome to Country (it’s some stupid Australian aboriginal thing) every morning. Other daycares have posters claiming white people commited genocide against the aboriginal people of Australia and books talking about having two mums and analysing skin colour. They don’t even try to hide it. I don’t want my son exposed to this bullshit.
Sorry I don’t have time to go through the whole thread so if this question has been answered I apologise.
Where I live the woke nonsense isn't that prevalent yet, but it's starting to take a foothold... But we decided to do something I never thought I'd do:
Private Christian school.
I'm not religious, and even anti-religion. But I figured... To reverse the brainwashing of religion is easier than woke brainwashing. I escaped the brainwashing despite being raised Catholic, so my children will probably be able to as well if I manage to keep them engaged in critical thinking. And except for the fanaticism, Christianity has some good values, at least. You just have to make sure that it's true Christianity and not one that is starting to appease the woke nonsense into their religion.
How far can one go into disciplining another person's child when the parents are not around?
Lol, for me it depends on the child. My best friend has four kids and she and I have an understanding that we can give eachother's kids the business when necessary. A lot of sleepovers take place (the kids sleep over, not my friend, @Stouffers, you fuck, stop it with this shit, though she did sleep over one time because she passed out on the bathroom floor).
As for other kids, yeah, it's always an iffy situation. It actually might be easier when the other kids' parents AREN'T around, because if they are I feel like you almost have to entirely defer to them if they witnessed whatever the issue is.
... why, you been beating the shit out of other peoples' kids lately?
Separate topic, my 11 year old is in the talented and gifted program, reads basicaly at a 12th grade level, and is 99th percentile on all the standardized tests. But he is a complete retard and lacks any modicum of commense sense or critical thinking skills. Like seriously what the fuck. He also has the emotional maturity (hell overall maturity) of perhaps a 7 or 8 year old. What am I doing wrong lolol.
... why, you been beating the shit out of other peoples' kids lately?
Dispute between me and the inlaws regarding how to treat the children of my wife's brother, while his children were bullying mine
I tried talking and have someone else take the helm to discipline them. Nobody did shit, when I did shit, everybody lost their shit.
My little boy (1) has now shat in the bath 3 of the last 4 days. I swear he’s doing it on purpose.
That is a strange habit for a baby to make. Maybe no more baths until after he takes a dump? The most troublesome by nephew gets (also 1) is when my sister and her husband try to change him, he wriggles and squirms like crazy. Babies are a lot of work trying to keep clean it seems, I think I'll just stick to cleaning my code for now.
My youngest will be 3 in August and the potty training process has been... challenging. The pissing half of the equation is going mostly well. However. She keeps insisting on wearing underpants (rather than pullups or diapers) then shits in the underpants without telling anybody, then often continues to not tell anybody until we start to smell it or notice it bleeding through her pants. Driving us crazy. We'll get there.
So did you start around 2 then? Do you think you will have enough time to get things right before kindy/pre-primary?(whenever that is in your country). I am unsure just how long it takes to set new routines with kids.
My nephew is 16 months now, so it will be a little while before my sister starts letting us know all about the stresses and trials of potty training.