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Watcher is a new one that is great, Host is a bit older but to me is one of the scariest movies in recent years. Everything Joe Bob is worth watching. Freeway is an underrated 90's classic that recently got added. There's a new Gwar documentary. The In search of Darkness doc's are great. Holliston S1 and 2 is the greatest horror sitcom ever. Intruder is the greatest supermarket slasher ever. V/H/S 94 is another good originalJust subbed back to Shudder for the first time in a while. Hope to find some good ones on there that I've not seen yet. Any decent Shudder originals that have come out in the past year or so?
Watched V/H/S/ Viral which is the third V/H/S movie in the franchise. I knew going in that it was going to be mediocre at its absolute best moments, based on the low scores but decided to check it out anyway
Overall = 2.6/10
Terror lvls = 4/100
This entry is almost totally skippable. I still wanted to see what the film had to offer though. And tbh, it had the base going for it, like the ideas for each segment weren't bad at all. In fact, most of them could have been great but the directors, writers, and especially the actors—they all sort of dropped the ball
Vicious Circles: There was some intrigue to it in the beginning, but it fades. The ending to this short wasn't tied together well, and it was the recurring as well as the longest part of the movie so it should have been way more entertaining or at least shocking. Nothing was explained well in the end. Pretty dumb and thoughtless of them to butcher the main segment of their film
Dante the Great: I liked the specific item involved in this story. But the execution here was not strong imo. It was okay, I just didn't like the main character. The writing within the movie is strongest with this segment, but that's not saying much, the entire movie is very poor
Parallel Monsters: The best story of the bunch. Attention is held strongly during these moments and what's given is pretty good
Bonestorm: I like the concept, but again the execution was poor. The acting here is also very flat. It's not very difficult to imitate skaters, so I'm kind of at a loss for words here as to why the dialogue was so poor and boring with these two skaters. There was a lot of action and gore once the skaters reached TJ, but I feel like if the characters and their acting was better then the director could have gotten more out of the action scenes just from that alone
Gorgeous Vortex: Wasn't included in the standard version I watched so I didn't watch. Maybe later I'll check it out
All things considered, it's probably a film you'd skip even if you love these kinds of anthology horror movies. Or maybe play it in the background while you're doing something else and see what catches your attention. Mainly because this film isn't well executed. Nothing really sticks, nothing is cohesive. It's essentially a complete failure if we're to compare it to the previous two V/H/S films
The first and second are great. Viral is the third and it's not very good, but there are more to watchHave to rewatch vhs 1 and 2 again. They are both awesome. Everything after is absolut dogshit and not worth watching. Isn't there another one svhs or something like that. Wasn't viral the last one?
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All Hallows' Eve
Decent work, especially for such a limited budget and Damien Leone's directorial debut. There were times when the actresses had poor acting, just moments at a time, that was my only gripe. The second skit had a woman who put just a little bit "too much" energy into her initial phone call with a friend (while unpacking) but it makes sense in a way I guess... she was starting a new life away from the city and everything was to her liking almost in the new place. Second skit could have been stronger
It's kind of an unpleasant feeling, an uneasy feeling; the movie begins as Halloween night is winding down. Two kids enjoying their candy after going Trick Or Treating for a time, them and their babysitter. All Hallows' Eve does what most major motion picture horror film directors are afraid to do and that's create traumatizing mayhem throughout and show gruesome, twisted murders as they take place. That's mostly what horror is about but so many are afraid to get their hands dirty and cross a certain line. Art the Clown is actually somewhat terrifying as a villain. Viewers who pay attention can see that this is no ordinary clown. It's almost like he can time travel or some shit, or that he exists in a different dimension and can enter ours. Maybe. But Art the Clown has tricks, and is one of the cruelest villains I've seen in while
Not sure if All Hallows' Eve 2 is better, but I hear the Terrifier films are
Score = 7/10
Terror Levels = 10/100
Watched Barbarian several days ago because someone had recommended it irl, ended up being very disappointed. I wrote a review of it but honestly looking it over... nothing but criticism the entire way through. Beginning of the film was good, but then it's mediocrity the entire way through. Seen a lot of bad horror films, a handful of mediocre ones, and plenty of great watches when it comes the this genre but Barbarian is probably the only film I've seen where there was zero risk taken; from any angle. It's like they dared not to even think of taking a risk... nothing original about this movie (rating = 4/10)
Barbarian is the movie equivalent of taking raw hamburger out from the fridge, putting it on a plate, and microwaving it. No seasoning, no methods, no anything - it's just off-putting and it's there and what's been done has been done. Nobody should touch it unless they wish to waster their time or their appetite for something ridiculously bland and underdeveloped. It's like some idiot got a piece of paper and made an "idea tree" to brainstorm the story and plot, made the base of the tree a few branches and someone snatched the paper and said this is perfect this is all we need let's do exactly this
I don't expect good stories in horror films, but this is easily the least developed story and plot I've ever come across, it's laughable how bad it is. Zack Creggar is both the director and writer of Barbarian, so if I see his name in any other works I'll be sure to lower expectations down to zero just to be sure. Fucking ridiculously low bar set here and another reason to NOT trust modern and mainstream reviewing sites to accurately rate a movie
Is anyone watching FROM? I quite enjoy the show. Im in the middle of the second season and it still feels mysterious and interesting.
think i might see this this weekend here
never even heard of it before today
Eh, the black chick in Insidious was perfectly fine. She was a student at an American University, so made sense to be there, acted as a standard slightly awkward love interest, was portrayed as an unpopular nerd and wasn't particularly competent, acting more as a damsel in distress than anything.
All in all a decent movie IMO. Solid 7 out of 10.