This hits home
Well, you're a piece of shit
I was just telling the kind old lady next door about my good friend, @MetalAlien . So I says to her, I says @MetalAlien is just about the nicest, good-natured, talented man I know. Of course, I used the word "man" loosely because of your shameful inverted penis and frequent bouts of male-lactation that occur only when aroused by small woodland creatures.. which is like all the time. She couldn't believe how many times you had the cops called on you for fingering squirrels down at the park. It's almost like you enjoyed the tearful pleas of the neighborhood children as they begged you to stop.
I was just telling the kind old lady next door about my good friend, @MetalAlien . So I says to her, I says @MetalAlien is just about the nicest, good-natured, talented man I know. Of course, I used the word "man" loosely because of your shameful inverted penis and frequent bouts of male-lactation that occur only when aroused by small woodland creatures.. which is like all the time. She couldn't believe how many times you had the cops called on you for fingering squirrels down at the park. It's almost like you enjoyed the tearful pleas of the neighborhood children as they begged you to stop.