[HariSeldon]

I half expect to log in and find out he killed himself. Honestly seems to be having some kind of crisis.

 

[GreyHorace]

And I bet you he'll jump at the chance if some company decides to make a new gaming show with him as the host. He knows it's only thing people will hire him for. So he'll try and deny he ever said any of this shit.

Of course, the seething outrage he's sure to let out once he's out of a job again will be hilarious to see.

 

[lock2k]

That beard he has looks like the beard Jackass made from nut sack hair in one episode. lmao

 

[HellforLeather]

And I bet you he'll jump at the chance if some company decides to make a new gaming show with him as the host. He knows it's only thing people will hire him for.

Why would anyone touch him with a 20ft pole after this stupid Twitter tear?

If he had any kind of self reflection, he could have looked at what didnt work and this could have been his "Buy the Quickstop!" moment and taken G4 to just a small youtube channel with minimal overhead and probably would have created a profitable and moderately successful channel.

But since Sessler is a jerkoff we get this instead

 

[Grisham]

 

[GreyHorace]

Why would anyone touch him with a 20ft pole after this stupid Twitter tear?

It's just a hypothetical scenario that I think has no chance of happening. But it'd be fucking hilarious if some company was stupid enough to hire him and you can be sure he'll be a good little boy begging for the chance.

If he had any kind of self reflection, he could have looked at what didnt work and this could have been his "Buy the Quickstop!" moment and taken G4 to just a small youtube channel with minimal overhead and probably would have created a profitable and moderately successful channel.

But since Sessler is a jerkoff we get this instead

He'll see working on a Youtube channel as something beneath him and refuse to go down the same route as those loser gamers he so despises.

Like I said before, Sessler is a failed stand up comedian whose dream job is probably a political comedy hour like The Daily Show or Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. He's no different than the useless gamez jurnalitz who wish they were retarded enough to write for Buzzfeed or The New York Times.

 

[Mirabilis]

Honestly, he's absolutely fucked himself. He's basically doubled down on insulting gamers wholesale and at the same time making it clear he doesn't give a shit about the industry. Who's going to employ him? He is poison as far as the front of the house goes, and I can't see many consult gigs coming his way given his apparent apathy for gaming.

 

[Grisham]

 

[GreyHorace]

AI I imagine is developed by actual computer scientists, not a has been videogame host.

Also, lol Reddit? I'd be impressed if Facebook or Elon Musk bought the company, but fucking Reddit?

 

[Grumpy Karen]

Finally caught and tied up, the gang approach Sessler and surround him. Velma reaches to his head and pulls off the mask.

<UNANIMOUS GASPS FROM ALL>

Velma: I knew it!!

Shaggy: Frosk? It was Frosk all along??!!

Frosk sneers at the gang.

Frosk: And I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you GAMERS!

Scooby: Ruh-roh!

 

[Epic Nemesis]

Sessler saying he is semi retired by choice is like those people who win a million dollars and quit their jobs thinking they are set for life. Shit goes quickly.

 

[Kadayi]

Sessler saying he is semi retired by choice is like those people who win a million dollars and quit their jobs thinking they are set for life. Shit goes quickly.

Indeed. Minor Succession spoilers. Just on point.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

I half expect to log in and find out he killed himself. Honestly seems to be having some kind of crisis.

One can hope.

 

[Out On You]

This dude is totally gonna suck start a shotgun Lowtax style.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

This dude is totally gonna suck start a shotgun Lowtax style.

One can hope.

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

Ngl I loved X-Play back in the day. Was a great way to unwind after school. Some of their skits still make me laugh (the fear and loathing episode).

The 00's were a simpler time. Almost makes me miss Jack Thompson... almost.

 

[ExpandKong]

This dude is totally gonna suck start a shotgun Lowtax style.

Lowtax was also buddy buddy with Zoe Quinn the black widow about to claim another one

 

[GreyHorace]

So the Sess just appeared on The Biggest Problem podcast:



If you don't want to listen to 2 hours of retardation, here's some of the highlights:

 

[bork]

So the Sess just appeared on The Biggest Problem podcast:



If you don't want to listen to 2 hours of retardation, here's some of the highlights:

My dude is absolutely unhinged

 

[HellforLeather]

So the Sess just appeared on The Biggest Problem podcast:



If you don't want to listen to 2 hours of retardation, here's some of the highlights:

Is his neck disappearing?

 

[The Bloody Nine]

Not great at the whole self awareness thing there, dummy.

 

[WesternBlood]

So the Sess just appeared on The Biggest Problem podcast:



If you don't want to listen to 2 hours of retardation, here's some of the highlights:

Ah yes, the "Gamers are Dead" view of what Gamers are. ie. not the existing enthusiasts of the hobby, but the new intersectional, soft as ice cream, keep the bantz from getting spicy and eat a whole helping of shit we forced in for diversity's sake stakeholders.

Adam Sessler admits to playing games and reviewing games, but he isn't a gamer. He then brings up "explain to me what an RPG is if you are a 'gamer'" elitism which puts him back into the former group he is so desperately trying to redefine and remove that moniker from himself. You are a fucking nerd Sessler, deal with it.

He, and his cadre during gamergate, decided that the hobby they wanted to be a part of needed to bow down and do what they determine or they need to be canceled. How dare anyone point out the hypocrisy that no one wanted this shit in the first place and didn't agree to these new rules? Too bad, the mentally ill are now in charge. Feelings over facts.

To put it another way, what do you call someone who Hunts animals, reviews hunting equipment and geographical areas of said game to be hunt? A Hunter.

What do you call someone who races cars, is involved in the racing industry and has reviewed race cars handling/speed/braking/overall performance? A Racer or Racecar driver or Driver.

Now for semantic purposes, let's attempt to avoid the gotcha bullshit that people who watch movies and review movies are not Moviers, FilmGoers, TalkiePicture enjoyers. English hasn't necessarily worked in that way of naming an enthusiast after their hobby. And that is OK.

TLDR; Adam Sessler is all in on being woke and is attempting to rewrite history since gamer is a doubleplusungood word in his eyes.

 

[DESTROYA]

So people that buy video games ( gamers If I had to guess ) are not important but spend billions of dollars a year to buy said games ?
Clowns gotta clown

 

[WesternBlood]

Adam Sessler is trying as hard as he can to write, but he isn't a "Writer" of any import, unless he is ghost writing for self-important, TDS-addled, thesaurus-using fart sniffers.

Which is essentially San Franciscans et. al.

 

[rofif]

What a dogshit guy.
He wants to disassociate himself from gaming since he is "serious business" now. Screw this guy

 

[WesternBlood]

Remember Adam Sessler supports Doxxing:



Now, his home address has been doxxed as of yesterday, I am not going to share it, but I am curious if he changes his tune now that he has engaged in farting out so much anger at everyone and anyone he despises now that he will be held to account by the rules he lives by.

Just get the popcorn and see what happens.

 

[GreyHorace]

Ah yes, the "Gamers are Dead" view of what Gamers are. ie. not the existing enthusiasts of the hobby, but the new intersectional, soft as ice cream, keep the bantz from getting spicy and eat a whole helping of shit we forced in for diversity's sake stakeholders.

Adam Sessler admits to playing games and reviewing games, but he isn't a gamer. He then brings up "explain to me what an RPG is if you are a 'gamer'" elitism which puts him back into the former group he is so desperately trying to redefine and remove that moniker from himself. You are a fucking nerd Sessler, deal with it.

He, and his cadre during gamergate, decided that the hobby they wanted to be a part of needed to bow down and do what they determine or they need to be canceled. How dare anyone point out the hypocrisy that no one wanted this shit in the first place and didn't agree to these new rules? Too bad, the mentally ill are now in charge. Feelings over facts.

To put it another way, what do you call someone who Hunts animals, reviews hunting equipment and geographical areas of said game to be hunt? A Hunter.

What do you call someone who races cars, is involved in the racing industry and has reviewed race cars handling/speed/braking/overall performance? A Racer or Racecar driver or Driver.

Now for semantic purposes, let's attempt to avoid the gotcha bullshit that people who watch movies and review movies are not Moviers, FilmGoers, TalkiePicture enjoyers. English hasn't necessarily worked in that way of naming an enthusiast after their hobby. And that is OK.

TLDR; Adam Sessler is all in on being woke and is attempting to rewrite history since gamer is a doubleplusungood word in his eyes.

He's just desperate to get in with the Hollywood crowd much like his contemporary Olivia Munn did. So he's shitting on gamers just to show the Pedowood guys how much he's not one of those Alt-Right MAGA chuds.

The problem with that scenario is... well, Olivia Munn is Olivia Munn.

Sessler is a middle aged junkie who looks like one of those hillbilly NPCs in Red Dead Redemption.

 

[Cryptek]

The guy is an absolute slime bag and he legit probably has a cocaine problem.

 

[Saruhashi]

Ah yes, the "Gamers are Dead" view of what Gamers are. ie. not the existing enthusiasts of the hobby, but the new intersectional, soft as ice cream, keep the bantz from getting spicy and eat a whole helping of shit we forced in for diversity's sake stakeholders.

Adam Sessler admits to playing games and reviewing games, but he isn't a gamer. He then brings up "explain to me what an RPG is if you are a 'gamer'" elitism which puts him back into the former group he is so desperately trying to redefine and remove that moniker from himself. You are a fucking nerd Sessler, deal with it.

He, and his cadre during gamergate, decided that the hobby they wanted to be a part of needed to bow down and do what they determine or they need to be canceled. How dare anyone point out the hypocrisy that no one wanted this shit in the first place and didn't agree to these new rules? Too bad, the mentally ill are now in charge. Feelings over facts.

To put it another way, what do you call someone who Hunts animals, reviews hunting equipment and geographical areas of said game to be hunt? A Hunter.

What do you call someone who races cars, is involved in the racing industry and has reviewed race cars handling/speed/braking/overall performance? A Racer or Racecar driver or Driver.

Now for semantic purposes, let's attempt to avoid the gotcha bullshit that people who watch movies and review movies are not Moviers, FilmGoers, TalkiePicture enjoyers. English hasn't necessarily worked in that way of naming an enthusiast after their hobby. And that is OK.

TLDR; Adam Sessler is all in on being woke and is attempting to rewrite history since gamer is a doubleplusungood word in his eyes.

I've said before that I think there's an element of insecurity about the whole thing. People who are ashamed of their hobby and, for whatever reason, try to act like they are above it all.

Maybe family or friends make them feel like gaming is not a valid pastime or some shit, I dunno.

It's just so fucking retarded to define a gamer as something other than just someone who plays games.

Like defining a cyclist as "someone who rides a bicycle AND is inconsiderate to motorists and pedestrians". Then saying "oh I am not a cyclist because I am considerate".

People will naturally think you are moron if you start coming out with shit like "I am a person who rides a bicycle but I am not a cyclist because actually cyclists are all racist misogynist manbabies".

To think all this dumb shit came about because an fucking TINY section of the gaming community was in uproar when an almost unknown shitty indie developer sucked a few journalist cocks to get a bit it positive coverage. The journalists were so butthurt and being caught and called out they decided to take the absolutely retarded action of trying to redefine what "gamer" means.

The main thing I'd love to know here is if you can never play videogames and still be considered a "gamer" by these idiots. Let's say someone never plays games but hates ZQs guts and listens to "right wing" YouTubers and posts spicy memes on Twitter and has a basic knowledge of gaming culture and news to be full anti-woke etc BUT they haven't played a videogame in over 20 years. Would they be considered a gamer by this lot?

 

[Saruhashi]

If you don't want to listen to 2 hours of retardation, here's some of the highlights:

He's a fucking idiot.

OK. I will give him this. People constantly commenting on their channel comments that the new presenter was an ugly cunt and they miss the former hot presenters is shitty. It is. Fine. So ban those responsible and move on.

If your local restaurant loses the hot 20 something waitress and replaces her with some unattractive woman then it is 100% not acceptable if a customer comes in and loudly says "oh my god we replaced the hottie with this ugly fucking gross bitch".

I would expect management to refuse to serve and to remove that customer from the premises and to ban them forever. Fine.

What I would not expect is to have to sit through a fucking lecture about the situation while I am trying to eat or to be asked to shut the fuck up while the waitress loudly and indiscriminately vents her spleen. Fuck that. What the fuck did I do?

For the manager to then go on a fucking rant about how all the diners at the restaurant fucking suck is beyond simple stupidity.

This is where I think these cunts just seem to completely disconnect from reality. They genuinely want to be able to rant and rave at paying customers and then have a hissy fit when the customer says "fuck that I'm not going to sit here and take this shit". That's just not reasonable or realistic.

Imagine the next time you go to get gas and when you go in to pay the lady behind the counter starts going off on one because the last customer said she's ugly. Ranting and raving about sexism and society and blah blah fuckin blah. So you make a complaint about what is objectively terrible customer service and the manger of the place acts like YOU are the asshole. "Drivers fucking suck."

Gas stations, drivers don't need to be your customer base anymore. Drivers are dead.

All they had to do was ban the people being mean to their host and keep on doing video-game content. Really that simple.

 

[Showdown]

He's just desperate to get in with the Hollywood crowd much like his contemporary Olivia Munn did. So he's shitting on gamers just to show the Pedowood guys how much he's not one of those Alt-Right MAGA chuds.

The problem with that scenario is... well, Olivia Munn is Olivia Munn.

Sessler is a middle aged junkie who looks like one of those hillbilly NPCs in Red Dead Redemption.

Guy doesn't deserve to be in the same photo as Olivia Munn, let alone breathing the same oxygen as her.

 

[Nobody]

One word that proves that gamers fucking suck: microtransactions. This fucking garbage ruined most games because said gamers couldn't help but fall for it, like a bunch of stupid lab rats.

It was obvious that it wasn't good for anyone, it was even mocked when it first showed up in the mainstream in the form of horse armor, yet now little more than 15 years later it's the main way for games to make money and it's the main thing guiding game design.

I now appreciate the irony that horse armor was just cosmetic microtransaction, the same thing "educated" gamers today champion as the proper way to do it. The same idiot pointing at NFTs an laughing, values and spends money on skins then wonders why games suck.

 

[Dacon]

One word that proves that gamers fucking suck: microtransactions. This fucking garbage ruined most games because said gamers couldn't help but fall for it, like a bunch of stupid lab rats.

It was obvious that it wasn't good for anyone, it was even mocked when it first showed up in the mainstream in the form of horse armor, yet now little more than 15 years later it's the main way for games to make money and it's the main thing guiding game design.

I now appreciate the irony that horse armor was just cosmetic microtransaction, the same thing "educated" gamers today champion as the proper way to do it. The same idiot pointing at NFTs an laughing values and spends money on skins, then wonders why games suck.

Go to bed Adam.

 

[The Bloody Nine]

One word that proves that gamers fucking suck: microtransactions. This fucking garbage ruined most games because said gamers couldn't help but fall for it, like a bunch of stupid lab rats.

It was obvious that it wasn't good for anyone, it was even mocked when it first showed up in the mainstream in the form of horse armor, yet now little more than 15 years later it's the main way for games to make money and it's the main thing guiding game design.

I now appreciate the irony that horse armor was just cosmetic microtransaction, the same thing "educated" enlightened gamers today champion as the proper way to do it. The same idiot pointing at NFTs an laughing, values and spends money on skins then wonders why games suck.

Again, you mean "people". Not gamers. I am a "gamer". I don't buy microtransactions.

Smarten up.

 

[Nobody]

Again, you mean "people". Not gamers. I am a "gamer". I don't buy microtransactions.

Smarten up.

So you are ok with blaming all people but not ok with blaming gamers? Fuck gamers, they are not special.

 

[The Bloody Nine]

So you are ok with blaming all people but not ok with blaming gamers? Fuck gamers, they are not special.

You are a retard.

 

[Nobody]

You are a retard.

Great argument.

 

[The Bloody Nine]

Great argument.

It's not an argument, dummy.

 

[Nobody]

It's not an argument, dummy.

Damn, you are really smart. I shouldn't have underestimated a real gamer.

 

[The Bloody Nine]

Damn, you are really smart. I shouldn't have underestimated a real gamer.

Compared to you, a run over dog is a genius.