Who is PAD's biggest shit poster?

[and 3 others]

Using any criteria you deem necessary; idiocy, drama, derailment, spamming, flat out absurdness.
Let's our King.

 

[brap]

You for capitalizing my name.

 

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You for capitalizing my name.

I was in a hurry, I initially capitalized my name too.

 

[regawdless]

Close one between King of Foxes and Stouffer's. Can't decide yet. Both are great.

 

[BFNoise]

Voting for @King of Foxes because:

1. We, Latvians, usually vote for Latvians
2. His shit posting is very unpredictable

 

[regawdless]

Another great thread by @King of Foxes

 

[King of Foxes]

I voted for @Dr. Farnsgoth

Ironically because he is a giant bitch.

Eat it Matthew

Edit psych I voted advice dog

 

[and 3 others]

I voted for @Dr. Farnsgoth

Ironically because he is a giant bitch.

Eat it Matthew

Edit psych I voted advice dog

I put him in there just for you homie!

 

[regawdless]

Voted for @King of Foxes because he hates Matt the most.

 

[slugbahr]

Voted for @King of Foxes because he hates Matt the most.

Brisket hates Matt the most.

 

[Relativ9]

Stiflers Mom, cause he's the only the only one that fooled me on multiple occations thinking he was being genuine (though this goes back to GAF days more than anything. Tempted to vote @and 3 others just for the name.

 

[ExpandKong]

Clearly i need to step up my shitposting game

 

[Nada]

The dog one cos I didn't want to hurt anyone else's feelings, you're like family now

 

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The dog one cos I didn't want to hurt anyone else's feelings, you're like family now

Don't worry, a shit poster wears that label with honor.

 

[Nicktendo]

I voted @King of Foxes because it's always a wild ride. Top drawer shitposting.

Honourable mention for @cryptoadam because of the spelling mistakes, hyperbole and excellent naming system for all things clown related. The site's biggest white pizza supreme.

 

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Honourable mention for @cryptoadam

Yeah, dudes a real machine *cough

 

[Stouffers]

What about @Nymphae with all of his flat Earth nonsense? No way that dude actually believes that shit.

 

[Kadayi]

I'm not sure this is even a contest at this point looking at those votes.

 

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I'm not sure this is even a contest at this point looking at those votes.

Yup, looks like IneptRobot takes it!

 

[Calcium]

It was definitely between @brap and @King of Foxes for quality shit posting that makes me laugh. The latter won because I'm under the impression that @Advice Dog is an alt of his, so he's on the list twice. Automatic win.

 

[Stoop Kid]

Damn looks like I have my work cut out for me. Ill do my best

 

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Damn looks like I have my work cut out for me. Ill do my best

Yup, put in work, get big. Come back next year, we'll try you out.

 

[Kadayi]

Yup, put in work, get big. Come back next year, we'll try you out.

Having an Avatar helps as well. Which is why @Ornlu will never make the cut

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

I honestly can't decide. Y'all are kings of shit(post) mountain in my book.

Edit: My vote can be bought with 'favors', btw.

 

[Stoop Kid]

Having an Avatar helps as well. Which is why @Ornlu will never make the cut

I have the powerrrrrrrrr

 

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I have the powerrrrrrrrr

Rrrr right this way sir!

 

[Nymphae]

No way that dude actually believes that shit.

100% buddy

 

[TaySan]

AdviceDog

 

[El Rey]

Clearly AdviceDog, no contest.

 

[ManofTwo]

Excuse ?

 

[regawdless]

If I post anus nudes.




Do I make the cut?

 

[Stouffers]

If I post anus nudes.




Do I make the cut?

How about anus lingerie shots? Like something lacy where you can just barely make out a hint of your succulent anus?

 

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How about anus lingerie shots? Like something lacy where you can just barely make out a hint of your succulent anus?

Please never use the word, succulent.

 

[Stouffers]

Please never use the word, succulent.

Do you have a better/more-fitting adjective to describe his hungry, dilating anus?

 

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Do you have a better/more-fitting adjective to describe his hungry, dilating anus?

It was winking at me like a cyclops in a rain storm.

 

[farmerboy]

Please never use the word, succulent.

Well, not on it's own at least. Succulent should always be used with the word moist.

Moist and succulent.

Succulent and moist.

See?

 

[Stouffers]

It was winking at me like a cyclops in a rain storm.

And just as sopping wet.

 

[and 3 others]

Well, not on it's own at least. Succulent should always be used with the word moist.

Moist and succulent.

Succulent and moist.

See?

 

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Congratulations to @King of Foxes for the win. If you question the integrity of the voting system, you will be banned!

 

[Stouffers]