Thread: Wheres the thanksgiving thread ?
I got a thanksgiving joke for ya'll

4 black roosters are sitting on a fence.

How many wings, feet and beaks they got?

(This is a multi post joke)
 
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This is the first Thanksgiving in my life I technically spent all day alone. I ate some deviled eggs which I learned to make for the first time, I walked 7 miles and then ate a Tuna sandwich. I played Diablo 4 while watching football.

And tonight a woman is coming over to get stuffed liked the Thanksgiving Turkey I didn't have.

Overall.....one of the better Thanksgivings in my life

Can I teach you how to toast bread? And least good for the stuffing. The only holiday I'm not alone is NYE where I'm with friends. You get used to it.
 
Happy Thanksgiving D-Pad, belated because I was manning the Weber grill:

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Compound Butter makes everything better.
 
You're not wrong. I love turkey because it's tradition but it's very rare to not have a dry Turkey. The amount of work needed to make the bird up to par is ridiculous and even then it's still just okay.

Brine the turkey overnight in salt water. Season it how you please. Bake until internal temp is 150F. Juicy bird every single time.

My family and I eat turkey year round so I've gotten it down to a science.
 
My turkey 4 ways.

Butcher the turkey first removing the leg quarters, then wings. Separate the drumsticks from the thighs (debone the thighs), and separate the wing into the wingete, flat, and wingtip (stock bag). Cut the breast off both sides of the keelbone with a sharp knife, cutting around the wishbone to get all the meat you can. Remove the tenderloin from the breast.

Brine all the meat for 24 hours.

The breast and wings get nicely seasoned, and go in vacuum bags for a sous vide at 149 degrees for 4 hours.

The drumsticks and thighs get seasoned with BBQ rub, and go in the smoker at around 250 for 2 hours.

The tenderloins get wrapped in bacone, seasoned in BBQ rub, and smoke for about an hour.

The wings come out 30 minutes before serving, sit on a bed of onions and bell peppers in a pan, get hit with the bag juices + some stock, and go back in the 350 degree oven for about 20-25 minutes. When the pan comes out hit it with some roux to thicken up the liquid into a nice gravy to be draped over the wings and breast.

Take the breast, and throw it either skin side down on a hot grill, or skin side up under a broiler. Slice, and hit it with the onion and bell pepper gravy you just made for the wing.

Slice the smoked thighs, and serve the drumstick whole.

Slice the bacon-wrapped tenderloin into medallions.



Become the Turkey Man that your family fights over for who they can Shanghai into cooking the holiday turkey for them.
 
Ok nigels dont tell me yall gonna make a Jew make the christmas thread.

Countdown is on bitches.