What's the most painless form of Suicide?

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Been wondering, if you had to kill yourself, what method would you choose? I often hear shooting yourself in the head, but I honestly wouldn't trust that this goes as perfectly and quickly as is claimed. It's not like those who tried can report back lol.

I always though the best method would be to get anesthesia or take sleeping pills and then while you're asleep, you're decapitated. No chance of noticing that you're dying. Problem: Not really practicable.
 
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An old friend I'd not seen for years committed suicide a few months ago. Another friend said he'd told him he'd been researching methods for the least painful way to go and found it was nitrous oxide, or noz or hippie crack as it's known. That's how he did it.

If you are thinking about this, please don't. Reach out and talk to people. It's so devastating to people you love.
 
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Been wondering, if you had to kill yourself, what method would you choose? I often hear shooting yourself in the head, but I honestly wouldn't trust that this goes as perfectly and quickly as is claimed. It's not like those who tried can report back lol.

I always though the best method would be to get anesthesia or take sleeping pills and then while you're asleep, you're decapitated. No chance of noticing that you're dying. Problem: Not really practicable.
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I like the guillotine just lopping the head right off as an idea. Real nice and clean (except for whoever has to clean up).

Then there's also the old inert gas technique. You get a tank of Nitrogen or Helium, let it trickle out in a mask and just breathe it in comfortably in bed until you fall asleep permanently. That could be peaceful.
 
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I like the guillotine just lopping the head right off as an idea. Real nice and clean (except for whoever has to clean up).
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No.

In 1905, a French physician sought to find out. He attended an execution and stood close to the guillotine. He approached as soon as the severed head tumbled into the basket below and called out the man's name. He claimed the eyelids lifted and the man looked briefly at him before lowering his gaze. The physician called his name again and received a similar response. The man did not respond to a third prompt. The physician concluded based on his observations that a severed head could retain consciousness for 25 to 30 seconds.
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FactsAreDead said:
Been wondering, if you had to kill yourself, what method would you choose? I often hear shooting yourself in the head, but I honestly wouldn't trust that this goes as perfectly and quickly as is claimed. It's not like those who tried can report back lol.

I always though the best method would be to get anesthesia or take sleeping pills and then while you're asleep, you're decapitated. No chance of noticing that you're dying. Problem: Not really practicable.
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I don't know you, but anybody who posts here is part of the solution and thus precious. If you're thinking dark thoughts, please call a help line.
 
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I remember also hearing the story of a married couple who decided to perform an experiment. I think the husband was going to be beheaded. So they decided he'd blink his eyes as many times as he could after the blade fell. And she stood and counted the blinks.

Not sure how true it is, but even with the little bit of consciousness that remains after the chop has occured, it's pretty guaranteed and pain-free. And if you blindfold yourself, you probably won't even notice those last seconds of not moving on yet.
 
thx for the replies so far.

I just encountered so many injustices in the world today that my mind went there. :/

Like, in Germany some left-extreme bitch was sentenced to a couple years prison for bashing in a "neonazi"'s head (it literally doesn't matter if he was or wasn't a neonazi, you cannot just break the skull of people you dislike. He survived, but will have a metal plate in his head for the rest of his life) and what's the reaction? Left and Green politicians siding with the criminal bitch, literal demonstrations on the stress by disguised left-radicals, attacking the police.

And then I read on some German forum where I read-only some basically relativate the crime and quickly go "buuuut nazis!!1". Another user there called him out, rightfully so. Now you'd think that's okay, right? Except now a mod joins the thread and attacks the guy who called out the relativating of bashing in someone's head. A little later and the mod bans the guy and now him, the first guy and their clique are making fun of the banned user. Because bashing in someone's head is okay if you call him a nazi. Fuck this world.

And then some other stuff, but, ugh. Why can't people just be decent.
 
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FactsAreDead said:
thx for the replies so far.

I just encountered so many injustices in the world today that my mind went there. :/

Like, in Germany some left-extreme bitch was sentenced to a couple years prison for bashing in a "neonazi"'s head (it literally doesn't matter if he was or wasn't a neonazi, you cannot just break the skull of people you dislike. He survived, but will have a metal plate in his head for the rest of his life) and what's the reaction? Left and Green politicians siding with the criminal bitch, literal demonstrations on the stress by disguised left-radicals, attacking the police.

And then I read on some German forum where I read-only some basically relativate the crime and quickly go "buuuut nazis!!1". Another user there called him out, rightfully so. Now you'd think that's okay, right? Except now a mod joins the thread and attacks the guy who called out the relativating of bashing in someone's head. A little later and the mod bans the guy and now him, the first guy and their clique are making fun of the banned user. Because bashing in someone's head is okay if you call him a nazi. Fuck this world.

And then some other stuff, but, ugh. Why can't people just be decent.
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Offing yourself lets the dickheads win my guy. Standing your ground and fighting back against the insanity is the only way, anything else contributes to the problem whether directly or indirectly
 
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FactsAreDead said:
Been wondering, if you had to kill yourself, what method would you choose? I often hear shooting yourself in the head, but I honestly wouldn't trust that this goes as perfectly and quickly as is claimed. It's not like those who tried can report back lol.

I always though the best method would be to get anesthesia or take sleeping pills and then while you're asleep, you're decapitated. No chance of noticing that you're dying. Problem: Not really practicable.
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Who are we going to bully? Nomine is gone, brap is gone, we'll be left with SayTan. Lose weight and git gud.
 
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Just overdosing on the best drugs you can get must be the best death I can imagine.
When I was younger I had some very heavy doses of MDMA, and I remember that I thought I would not really care if I died now. I just felt so fine with everything.

FactsAreDead said:
thx for the replies so far.

I just encountered so many injustices in the world today that my mind went there. :/

Like, in Germany some left-extreme bitch was sentenced to a couple years prison for bashing in a "neonazi"'s head (it literally doesn't matter if he was or wasn't a neonazi, you cannot just break the skull of people you dislike. He survived, but will have a metal plate in his head for the rest of his life) and what's the reaction? Left and Green politicians siding with the criminal bitch, literal demonstrations on the stress by disguised left-radicals, attacking the police.

And then I read on some German forum where I read-only some basically relativate the crime and quickly go "buuuut nazis!!1". Another user there called him out, rightfully so. Now you'd think that's okay, right? Except now a mod joins the thread and attacks the guy who called out the relativating of bashing in someone's head. A little later and the mod bans the guy and now him, the first guy and their clique are making fun of the banned user. Because bashing in someone's head is okay if you call him a nazi. Fuck this world.

And then some other stuff, but, ugh. Why can't people just be decent.
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LOL.
I am not sure I would kill myself, just because of some stupid people writing and talking lame shit.
 
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Stifler's Mom said:
Just overdosing on the best drugs you can get must be the best death I can imagine.
When I was younger I had some very heavy doses of MDMA, and I remember that I thought I would not really care if I died now. I just felt so fine with everything.



LOL.
I am not sure I would kill myself, just because of some stupid people writing and talking lame shit.
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It's just that these injustices keep piling up. And it's extra frustrating because in most of these cases, the evil guys present themselves as "the good guys", supported by media and social media moderation. Just take the whole trans-woman shit topic. You cannot say facts anymore without getting ruined. Or maybe you've heard about the famous metal band "Rammstein"'s lead singer being accused of rape by several women who now, years after having sex with him because they were dumb groupies, accuse him and the media sides with the cunts. But also fucking Erdogan winning, because Turks living in Germany voting for him. How dumb and evil can you be, enjyoing the benefits of a free democracy while condemning the people of your actual country to islamic hell? so fucking dumb.
 
FactsAreDead said:
thx for the replies so far.

I just encountered so many injustices in the world today that my mind went there. :/

Like, in Germany some left-extreme bitch was sentenced to a couple years prison for bashing in a "neonazi"'s head (it literally doesn't matter if he was or wasn't a neonazi, you cannot just break the skull of people you dislike. He survived, but will have a metal plate in his head for the rest of his life) and what's the reaction? Left and Green politicians siding with the criminal bitch, literal demonstrations on the stress by disguised left-radicals, attacking the police.

And then I read on some German forum where I read-only some basically relativate the crime and quickly go "buuuut nazis!!1". Another user there called him out, rightfully so. Now you'd think that's okay, right? Except now a mod joins the thread and attacks the guy who called out the relativating of bashing in someone's head. A little later and the mod bans the guy and now him, the first guy and their clique are making fun of the banned user. Because bashing in someone's head is okay if you call him a nazi. Fuck this world.

And then some other stuff, but, ugh. Why can't people just be decent.
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Quit living through the internet

Thats a huge source of your woes
 
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teezzy said:
Quit living through the internet

Thats a huge source of your woes
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Not knowing won't make injustices go away, it will only make me ignorant to them, until they reach my own life. I don't want to wake up one day and find out that it is now illegal to say "a man cannot bear children".
 
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Not knowing won't make injustices go away, it will only make me ignorant to them, until they reach my own life. I don't want to wake up one day and find out that it is now illegal to say "a man cannot bear children".
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Look, be a fighter. I've been fighting the "woke" since I was 8. Just I didn't know what was the social stupidity at the time. I actually have a MAID thread here so not helping but find something to fight for. Everyday I work out, focus on my goal and prepare for it trying to be a better world.
 
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Not knowing won't make injustices go away, it will only make me ignorant to them, until they reach my own life. I don't want to wake up one day and find out that it is now illegal to say "a man cannot bear children".
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There will always be injustice, but you can be a force of good in the world if you choose to do so.

Don't give up, man. There are people that care about you.
 
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I read something online once ages ago about best suicide idea.

The idea was string some razor wire or whatever up along the edge of a skyscraper's roof, tie enough rope around your ankles to suspend you just above the pavement, and put some superglue on your hands. Reach around the razor wire and grab the sides of your head, wait for glue to set up, then lean forward onto razor wire and decapitate yourself while falling over the edge. If it goes right you'll be suspended over the sidewalk upside down holding your own severed head spewing blood over passersby.

Can't say whether it'd be painless though. Anyway don't do it bro etc
 
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FactsAreDead said:
Been wondering, if you had to kill yourself, what method would you choose? I often hear shooting yourself in the head, but I honestly wouldn't trust that this goes as perfectly and quickly as is claimed. It's not like those who tried can report back lol.

I always though the best method would be to get anesthesia or take sleeping pills and then while you're asleep, you're decapitated. No chance of noticing that you're dying. Problem: Not really practicable.
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Why the fuck would you decapitate yourself if you could just OD on anesthesia or sleeping pills?

Someone put this n** on a list
 
Wait until the weather is warm, then drink enough alcohol to get blackout drunk, then go for a nice swim before the full effects kick in.
 
Jesus you're getting dark. Kill before you kill yourself.

And why is this in Chill.
 
Whatever you are considering, don't do it. Life is too precious to waste, especially given what you listed as an example as to what is driving you to think of such things.

As someone who has attempted before, don't.

Lay off the internet and social media and just breathe.

Don't take your own life. Call for professional help if you need. There is always a solution better than suicide.
 
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John 15:5 "You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit—fruit that will last. Then the Father will give you whatever you ask in my name."
 
Try watching less news and getting worked up about stuff that is outside of your sphere of control.
 
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It's just that these injustices keep piling up. And it's extra frustrating because in most of these cases, the evil guys present themselves as "the good guys", supported by media and social media moderation. Just take the whole trans-woman shit topic. You cannot say facts anymore without getting ruined. Or maybe you've heard about the famous metal band "Rammstein"'s lead singer being accused of rape by several women who now, years after having sex with him because they were dumb groupies, accuse him and the media sides with the cunts. But also fucking Erdogan winning, because Turks living in Germany voting for him. How dumb and evil can you be, enjyoing the benefits of a free democracy while condemning the people of your actual country to islamic hell? so fucking dumb.
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But how does this affect your personal life in any meaningful way?
Your grand grand parents wouldn't even have known about these kind of things happening back in their day.
 
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