Planned
Sleepaway Camp
Sleepaway Camp III
She Came From the Woods X
Don't Let Her In
The Doll
Blackwater
Tales from Halloween
The Descent Part 2
Teeth
Fever Lake
Hell Night
X-Ray
Nothing Underneath
The Centerfold Girls
Killer Nun
Honeymoon of Horror
A Bay of Blood
The Blood on Satan's Claw
Vampire Ecstasy
Season of the Witch (1972)
Isle of the Snake People
Crypt of Dark Secrets
The Ladies of the House
Double Exposure
Embrace of the Vampire
Arabella Black Angel
The French Sex Murders
Tulpa
Tamara
Creepshow III
Nightmare on Elm Street 2--5 + Freddy's Dead & New Nightmare (some of these are a re-watch but I don't think I ever saw Freddy's Dead or New Nightmare)
Friday the 13th 1--10 (as above, some a rewatch, but many for the first time)
Freddy vs. Jason (rewatch)
And probably more. Will see how the marathon goes.
She Came From the Woods disappeared off Tubi before I got a chance to watch it, so that's a no.
Have now seen the following:
Crypt of Dark Secrets
Shark Exorcist
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Inseminoid
Leprechaun
(Yes, I'm quite clearly way behind; I have to have a marathon on my next day off if I wanna make 31. Too many distractions/busy-ness in my life right now.)
Crypt of Dark Secrets was a 70s "horror" film about an ancient Aztec (??) guardian who can turn into a snake, guarding over an island in the bayou and waiting for a prophesied one to join her in eternity/the afterlife. Production values were higher than Psyched by the 4D Witch, but the acting and script were only marginally better. There were some really nice tits for a bit, so that was nice, and I like snakes so seeing a bunch made me happy. No crypt though, so that was misleading. 3/5 sneks
Shark Exorcist is about a demonic nun who summons Satan in the form of a Great White Shark in the middle of an inland lake. Absolutely hilarious and quite terrible. Highly recommended if you like bad horror films. 10 crosses out of 13 shark portals.
Nightmare 2 + 3 were re-watches for me. I'd forgotten how incredibly gay #2 is (I mean that not as bad, as in homoerotic. INTENSE GAYNESS). #3 is the on that always sticks in my head when I think of Nightmare so it was nice to refresh my memory of it. I really like Dream Warriors actually. 3/5 and 4/5 caffeine pills.
Leprechaun. What do I say about it? I'm pretty sure it actually lowered my IQ by 10 points. If I keep watching the series I'll probably become (more) retarded. (I'm going to keep watching the series. How can I pass up "Leprechaun in Space"???? Or BACK 2 DA HOOD???? I can feel the retardation happen already.)
Big problems include 1. there are no tarantulas in North Dakota so WTF was one doing in the basement???? also fuck you for making me look up tarantula range; 2. low body count and none of the core team get killed. I mean I figured Jennifer Aniston would Final Girl it but NONE of the dudes she was with got murdered! Just peripheral townsfolk, like a coin dealer and a cop. WTF.
Also I feel like the true story is the Leprechaun didn't actually follow the dude who stole his gold to America, but instead was
kicked out of Ireland for being an annoying stereotype that the other leprechauns couldn't fucking stand. 2/5 potatoes.
Inseminoid was surprisingly good, because I forgot what year it came out when I went into it and it's a decent 1960s sci fi horror film. Of course, it's from the 80s, so that's probably why it gets panned so much. It has that distinct patina of "BBC Production Values" over it. Kinda reminded me of
Lair of the White Worm though they're quite different (though both still only 1 degree of separation from Dr. Who). But a very enjoyable infection/possession sci-fi horror with the most tasteful alien rape scene I've ever seen. Also shows the dangers of allowing people to fail upwards, like Commander Holly. 4/5 ovipositors.