Thread: The Joker Gets Pregnant

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Welcome to the absolute state of contemporary comic books and graphic novels.

The short tale pairs Joker with the magician Zatanna, and instead of being a graphic, violent encounter, Zatanna casts a spell that leaves Joker pregnant and the two on the verge of starting a complicated new family.

I can only speak for myself when I say comic books nowadays are absolute trash. It's bad enough we have woke garbage in video games and movies but this is just stupid as fuck.

The Joker has become a clown in the clown world.
 
I'm glad my short-lived comic collecting/reading days were done when I was like 10 years old. I can't even imagine going back into the early 90s and handing 10 year old me one of these current day woke infestations when I was reading Death of Superman and some bomb ass X-men comics.
 
Eh, article makes the plotline sound like it's more Junior than it is some ultra-woke nonsense

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Comic books are stupid, this sounds extra stupid

It's a fun silly plotline, me thinks, a victim of the characters having been around too long and there not being much room for originality these days

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I'd wager plenty of conservatives are jumping on headlines before gathering all the details. Much like many left leaning sites do

2023 remains stupid
 
Eh, article makes the plotline sound like it's more Junior than it is some ultra-woke nonsense

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Comic books are stupid, this sounds extra stupid

It's a fun silly plotline, me thinks, a victim of the characters having been around too long and there not being much room for originality these days

joker-man-who-stopped-laughing-pregnant-backup-story.webp


I'd wager plenty of conservatives are jumping on headlines before gathering all the details. Much like many left leaning sites do

2023 remains stupid

lmao first thing I thought of
 
Comic books are stupid, this sounds extra stupid

It's a fun silly plotline, me thinks, a victim of the characters having been around too long and there not being much room for originality these days

joker-man-who-stopped-laughing-pregnant-backup-story.webp


I'd wager plenty of conservatives are jumping on headlines before gathering all the details. Much like many left leaning sites do

2023 remains stupid

No. I read the book. The entire thing is the Joker treating it like he's legitimately pregnant, going to a hospital and even getting on a table to examine his genitalia before he spits up a mud monster and it turned into his mini me.

It's all more retarded "men can get pregnant too" shit. It falls in line with all of the other woke trash DC has printed. It's not rare. I mean a few months ago we had a fucking Superman book where he and his boyfriend were fucking protesting climate change. Fucking SUPERMAN, someone who could actually do something about it.

We also had Batgirl protesting with Antifa, and lecturing Bruce for not doing enough as a rich white man. In a different time period you might be right, but this is par the course for modern dc.
 


Longtime DC readers have the same exact look Batman does in the lower corner. It wouldnt surprise me if DC shuts down in a few years , the comic book divusions sales have been circling the toilet for a long time
Wheres SolBad to defend this dumpster fire
 
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Eh, article makes the plotline sound like it's more Junior than it is some ultra-woke nonsense

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Comic books are stupid, this sounds extra stupid

It's a fun silly plotline, me thinks, a victim of the characters having been around too long and there not being much room for originality these days

joker-man-who-stopped-laughing-pregnant-backup-story.webp


I'd wager plenty of conservatives are jumping on headlines before gathering all the details. Much like many left leaning sites do

2023 remains stupid
Is that the art from the comic? What a hideous style.
 
Marvel has produced some great stuff in the past few years. DC must be desperate at this point what with not even being able to profit from movies. Talk about assfucking a scared cow.....
 
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Marvel has produced some great stuff in the past few years. DC must be desperate at this point what with not even being able to profit from movies. Talk about assfucking a scared cow.....

Eh? Marvel comics are full of the same kind of weird cringe shit too. I can't think of anything notable theyve done in the last few years either.
 
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Eh? Marvel comics are full of the same kind of weird cringe shit too. I can't think of anything notable theyve done in the last few years either.
House of X/Powers of X/Dawn of X and now the Sinister stuff is all pretty awesome. I just blew through Dawn of X last week and am waiting for the Sinister stuff to wrap up before binging. There's plenty more but those are their big flagship storylines and they've been excellent.

Aside from a couple Canadian dudes kissing and marrying they got nothing as absurd as a pregnant Joker
 
House of X/Powers of X/Dawn of X and now the Sinister stuff is all pretty awesome. I just blew through Dawn of X last week and am waiting for the Sinister stuff to wrap up before binging. There's plenty more but those are their big flagship storylines and they've been excellent.

Aside from a couple Canadian dudes kissing and marrying they got nothing as absurd as a pregnant Joker

Dude there's plenty of cringe in all of the nuX-men crap. X-men has been awful since this stupid Krakoa plot started.
 
I'm insulted by that artwork. We've come a long way from the golden age of Jim Lee, Silvestri, Kubert, Campbell etc. Was this drawn by a 10-year-old?
It's DC.....have you actually seen any of their movies lately? The writing in Black Adam will make this comic seem like a Rembrandt
 
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I mean on one hand it's magic causing him to get pregos

On the other hand….Joker's sole purpose is to fuck with Batman. So how does this exactly fuck with him?

I mean the writers are losing the plot on Joker and turning him into an actual Joker.
 
I think the big takeaway is how shitty the art is. Theres no consistency either. He looks like a different person in both panels posted in this thread.

The current comic industry is a sess pool of untalented, woke, degenerates. So the plot doesn't surprise me at all.
 
Eh, article makes the plotline sound like it's more Junior than it is some ultra-woke nonsense

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Comic books are stupid, this sounds extra stupid

It's a fun silly plotline, me thinks, a victim of the characters having been around too long and there not being much room for originality these days

joker-man-who-stopped-laughing-pregnant-backup-story.webp


I'd wager plenty of conservatives are jumping on headlines before gathering all the details. Much like many left leaning sites do

2023 remains stupid
Look at this art. I mean, look at this motherfucking piece of shit art. I'm glad AI is taking over. Current day HQ artists deserved to get fucked.
 
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