[Stouffers]

• Anime consumers (casual and hardcore)
• Male gingers with full lips
• Middle-aged fast food workers
• If you've ever used the term "fur baby"
• @quickwhips
• If you've ever bought a vanilla Wendys Frosty
• Old bathroom attendants
• Brush-your-teeth-at-work-guy
• Educators fascinated with anuses

 

[miona's shoulder monkey]

• enthusiasts of pregnant strangers

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Was thinking this was a joke thread, but that list is legit.

 

[ManofTwo]

Fuck y'all. Brush your nasty ass teeth at work. Nobody want to smell ur tuna breath.

 

[Stouffers]

Fuck y'all. Brush your nasty ass teeth at work. Nobody want to smell ur tuna breath.

Then tell your mom to shave her fucking bush.

 

[ManofTwo]

Then tell your mom to shave her fucking bush.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but your fat ass will kill me.

 

[Stouffers]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but your fat ass will kill me.

But what a way to go!

 

[CloudNull]

Full stop

 

[Neil Young]

Great list. Never knew they had vanilla frosty. You HAVE to be a lizard person if you get that.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

I'm on that list. I'll let you guess which line item is me. Or is it more than one?

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

Male gingers with full lips

yo this description is Sus AF

 

[Stifler's Mom]

What's "SUS"? Is that your internet language, Anon?

 

[El Rey]

• Anime consumers (casual and hardcore)
• Male gingers with full lips
• Middle-aged fast food workers
• If you've ever used the term "fur baby"
• @quickwhips
• If you've ever bought a vanilla Wendys Frosty
• Old bathroom attendants
• Brush-your-teeth-at-work-guy
• Educators fascinated with anuses

So any one of those things or you need multiple ones?

 

[Falcs]

I can't find my grocery list notepad.

You guys mind if I make a thread to note down my groceries?

 

[Aarbron]

• Educators fascinated with anuses

 

[Kadayi]

What's "SUS"? Is that your internet language, Anon?

This

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[TaySan]

Anime avatars

 

[and 3 others]

I know better then to like a post containing a list. I've seen what happens.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

This

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Thanks for clearing this up, Senpai!

 

[Weilthain]

+ people who walk but don't move their arms.​

 

[The Bloody Nine]

What's "SUS"? Is that your internet language, Anon?

SUSpect.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

+ people who walk but don't move their arms.​

How about people that are armed but cannot walk (due to a tragic accident perhaps)?

 

[Weilthain]

How about people that are armed but cannot walk (due to a tragic accident perhaps)?

Oh I'm on to them aswell , don't you worry

 

[quickwhips]

@Stouffers You are the hero this forum needs. The fact that I made your list of simple jack items when I've never completed or tried any of those things is very SUS.

 

[CAB_Life]

People with dry mouths who don't drink enough water or have some oral disorder and their lips get a thin, white line—top and bottom—of mouth smegma.

 

[ManofTwo]

People with dry mouths who don't drink enough water or have some oral disorder and their lips get a thin, white line—top and bottom—of mouth smegma.

This is oddly specific.

 

[Stouffers]

What happens when mouth-smegma merges with penis-smegma?

 

[Kadayi]

• If you've ever used the term "fur baby"

I figured that was some sort of deviant thing you'd had said to you in the Stouffers patented Hatch Dungeon as in 'Do you want to die by the leather or the fur?' but apparently, it's some dumb name for puppies or kittens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Calcium]

What flavor of Frosty am I supposed to eat? Chocolate? Fuck you.

 

[CAB_Life]

What happens when mouth-smegma merges with penis-smegma?

Deux-fromage, as the French would say (and know), colloquially.

 

[Stouffers]

What flavor of Frosty am I supposed to eat? Chocolate? Fuck you.

THERES ONLY ONE FUCKING FROSTY FLAVOR: FROSTY. FUCK THIS POST-DAVE FROSTY FLAVOR SHIT

 

[Weilthain]

Who even eats a frosty.

 

[and 3 others]

Who even eats a frosty.

You fucking know Stouffers bites ice cream.

 

[Calcium]

Who even eats a frosty.

Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's. What now?

 

[Weilthain]

You fucking know Stouffers bites ice cream.

I'll be honest, I bite ice cream. Stouffers is still an asshole though

 

[and 3 others]

I'll be honest, I bite pillows. Stouffers is still an asshole though

Interesting...

 

[Stouffers]

You fucking know Stouffers bites ice cream.

I'll bite drumsticks but only because you kinda have to. You'll be licking those chocolate nuts for days otherwise.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

This thread is oddly american.

Europeans don't have these problems.

 

[JORMBO]

People that clip their nails at work are worse then people that brush their teeth at work.

 

[HotPocket69]

They make vanilla Frosty's?