[Miyazaki Loves Kojima]

Someone commented on one of my secret reddit posts & said "Mhk"

I was shocked & proceeded to lurk through his reddit account which exposed him as a "D-Pad Lad" from Australia

They even have a subreddit dedicated to Melbourne

SHOW YOURSELF, YOU SPY

 

[Dreamlord]

You're a weird dude...

 

[Miyazaki Loves Kojima]

You're a weird dude...

 

[Bullet Club]

I'm a D-Pad lad from Melbourne...but I don't post at Reddit.

 

[Bullet Club]

There are at least 3 or 4 other D-Pad lads from Melbourne BTW.

 

[Miyazaki Loves Kojima]

I'm a D-Pad lad from Melbourne...but I don't post at Reddit.

 

[Mickmrly]

There are at least 3 or 4 other D-Pad lads from Melbourne BTW.

I can't find any gifs for kinems at the moment, so…

It must be falcs.

 

[regawdless]

I was shocked to learn that Reddit has a ton of porn.

 

[DonDonDonPata]

Eww Reddit lol

 

[Miyazaki Loves Kojima]

Eww Reddit lol

Believe me, I despise that website, but my thirst for attention has no limits

Y'all Nigels wouldn't understand my KojimaVerse Theory

 

[Bullet Club]

I've seen the Reddit thread.

 

[Miyazaki Loves Kojima]

I've seen the Reddit thread.

 

[Bullet Club]

When you go to the user's reddit page, it has his actual D-Pad username there.

 

[Miyazaki Loves Kojima]

When you go to the user's reddit page, it has his actual D-Pad username there.

@kiNeMs GET ITT

 

[Rock And Roll]

Believe me, I despise that website, but my thirst for attention has no limits

Y'all Nigels wouldn't understand my KojimaVerse Theory

It's true. If you want to be understood by fellow schizophrenics, reddit is a much better alternative to D-Pad.

 

[Franky Family]

there's a rumor going around, Kojima-san has a third [bionic] testicle that acts as a neo-modulator for undisclosed cinematic purposes, as well as data analysis

 

[QuantumZebra]

there's a rumor going around, Kojima-san has a third [bionic] testicle that acts as a neo-modulator for undisclosed cinematic purposes, as well as data analysis

It also has a special feature where it makes people ashamed of their words and deeds

 

[Franky Family]

It also has a special feature where it makes people ashamed of their words and deeds

Greta Thunberg DNA spliced into the nanotechnology confirmed

 

[kiNeMs]

Homer gif