Thread: Rebel Wilson comes out as gay
The things I've seen her in, it's like people said "Just improv, say whatever comes to mind." She did, it was horribly unfunny but the humorless tards behind the camera were laughing hysterically. That's the only reason I can think of why this wildebeest has a career.
 
Never understood her appeal. She's awkward, I get it. But I've never actually thought she could act.
You always need the fat one. Makes the other chicks look hotter/skinner, and fat chicks usually take the role of the "funny" one, while skinny chicks can be judged based on their boobs or butt.

Look throughout history, you usually get 1 or 2 fatties per gen in entertainment. Roseanne, Rosie O'Donnell, and Rebel was the fat one for the 2010s. Now she is just the skinny gay one which no one cares about.
 
I'll build out the timeline for everyone:
-Actress is a likable fat woman
-Actress gets roles whenever a likable fat woman is needed
-Actress loses weight (good for her)
-Actress no longer gets the fatty roles
-Actress needs to find some new "other" to cling to to hopefully get roles
-Actress realizes she is white
-Actress joins the alphabet soup to try to rekindle relevance

Fight me if you disagree with my reasoning as to why we are hearing about this.
 
I'll build out the timeline for everyone:
-Actress is a likable fat woman
-Actress gets roles whenever a likable fat woman is needed
-Actress loses weight (good for her)
-Actress no longer gets the fatty roles
-Actress needs to find some new "other" to cling to to hopefully get roles
-Actress realizes she is white
-Actress joins the alphabet soup to try to rekindle relevance

Fight me if you disagree with my reasoning as to why we are hearing about this.
you forgot to add

-Actress does German schizer and Bukkake video's to make money because no one cares about an old unfunny lesbo
 
I'll build out the timeline for everyone:
-Actress is a likable fat woman
-Actress gets roles whenever a likable fat woman is needed
-Actress loses weight (good for her)
-Actress no longer gets the fatty roles
-Actress needs to find some new "other" to cling to to hopefully get roles
-Actress realizes she is white
-Actress joins the alphabet soup to try to rekindle relevance

Fight me if you disagree with my reasoning as to why we are hearing about this.
I'd argue she was just too fat to fit through the closet door frame. Once she lost the weight, she was able to get out
 
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Her face looks totally fucked up.
I thought all New Zealand women looked like that. PM Arden has a lesbian clone now.