Well. Time to share my latest thoughts on the new media that I've enjoyed.
John Wick : Winston... tell them... Tell them all... Whoever comes, whoever it is... I'll kill them. I'll kill them all.
Winston : 'Course you will.
John Wick (film series 2014-2023) - Whoa. In the words of Keanu Reeves' character from The Matrix films, that was world's collective reaction when he came roaring back to stardom with the first John Wick film in 2014. Who would have thunk that a simple revenge flick of a retired assassin coming back to the life would spawn multiple sequels and a spinoff both for film (Ballerina) and tv (The Continental)?
Nestled between scenes of secret underworld societies and exotic locales are some of the most well directed action sequences in recent movie history. Rather than rely on big explosions and cgi fakery, the films opt for practical stuntwork and effects that make damn sure you know it's Keanu Reeves onscreen. And this is what the series is to it's core, a showcase of whatever crazy action setpiece the filmmakers can dream up with each new installment. The 4th film in particular is guilty of having some of the most over the top and ridiculous action set pieces that even by the series' standards is pushing it. But this is why I love this series. It may not be winning awards for screenplays or acting (Keanu as always is hilariously one note throughout the series) but it doesn't need to.
Doric: What is it exactly that you bring to this?
Edgin: Me? I'm, I'm a planner. I make plans.
Doric: You've already made the plan. So, what value do you have now?
Edgin: If, uh, the plan fails, the existing plan, I make a new plan
Doric: So, you make plans that fail?
Edgin: No.
Holga: He also plays the lute.
Edgin: Holga, not relevant.
[to Doric:]
Edgin: Trust me, I'm indispensable.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (film 2023) - Wow. Probably the biggest surprise for me of 2023. I remember seeing the first trailer and thinking it looked like hot garbage and even started a thread about it. A subsequent trailer was similarly terrible and failed to get me hyped. It certainly didn't help when the directors of the film said in an interview how fun it was to emasculate the male leads, and I and everyone thought it was going to be a woke fantasy shitshow. Sure enough, while it did have a strong opening weekend the movie's box office fell in the wake of juggernaut that is the Super Mario Bros. movie.
Which is a shame, because Honor Among Thieves is one of the most delightfully entertaining pieces of fantasy media I've watched in quite awhile. In the wake wholesale butchering of fantasy properties like The Witcher on Netflix, Tolkien's Middle Earth (Rings of Power) and Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time on Amazon, it's nice to have something that respects the source material it was based on and building upon it to make something audiences will enjoy. While directors Johnathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley's adaptation of the classic board game may not reach the heights of Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings trilogy, it's a highly entertaining and surprisingly moving film that features a strong cast, clever writing and some surprisingly solid visual effects. It may not spawn sequels as Wizards of the Coast may hope but I think this one may become a cult hit in the years to come. I've never been so glad to eat crow on something I thought was going to be a crapshow.

John Wick : Winston... tell them... Tell them all... Whoever comes, whoever it is... I'll kill them. I'll kill them all.
Winston : 'Course you will.
John Wick (film series 2014-2023) - Whoa. In the words of Keanu Reeves' character from The Matrix films, that was world's collective reaction when he came roaring back to stardom with the first John Wick film in 2014. Who would have thunk that a simple revenge flick of a retired assassin coming back to the life would spawn multiple sequels and a spinoff both for film (Ballerina) and tv (The Continental)?
Nestled between scenes of secret underworld societies and exotic locales are some of the most well directed action sequences in recent movie history. Rather than rely on big explosions and cgi fakery, the films opt for practical stuntwork and effects that make damn sure you know it's Keanu Reeves onscreen. And this is what the series is to it's core, a showcase of whatever crazy action setpiece the filmmakers can dream up with each new installment. The 4th film in particular is guilty of having some of the most over the top and ridiculous action set pieces that even by the series' standards is pushing it. But this is why I love this series. It may not be winning awards for screenplays or acting (Keanu as always is hilariously one note throughout the series) but it doesn't need to.

Doric: What is it exactly that you bring to this?
Edgin: Me? I'm, I'm a planner. I make plans.
Doric: You've already made the plan. So, what value do you have now?
Edgin: If, uh, the plan fails, the existing plan, I make a new plan
Doric: So, you make plans that fail?
Edgin: No.
Holga: He also plays the lute.
Edgin: Holga, not relevant.
[to Doric:]
Edgin: Trust me, I'm indispensable.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (film 2023) - Wow. Probably the biggest surprise for me of 2023. I remember seeing the first trailer and thinking it looked like hot garbage and even started a thread about it. A subsequent trailer was similarly terrible and failed to get me hyped. It certainly didn't help when the directors of the film said in an interview how fun it was to emasculate the male leads, and I and everyone thought it was going to be a woke fantasy shitshow. Sure enough, while it did have a strong opening weekend the movie's box office fell in the wake of juggernaut that is the Super Mario Bros. movie.
Which is a shame, because Honor Among Thieves is one of the most delightfully entertaining pieces of fantasy media I've watched in quite awhile. In the wake wholesale butchering of fantasy properties like The Witcher on Netflix, Tolkien's Middle Earth (Rings of Power) and Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time on Amazon, it's nice to have something that respects the source material it was based on and building upon it to make something audiences will enjoy. While directors Johnathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley's adaptation of the classic board game may not reach the heights of Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings trilogy, it's a highly entertaining and surprisingly moving film that features a strong cast, clever writing and some surprisingly solid visual effects. It may not spawn sequels as Wizards of the Coast may hope but I think this one may become a cult hit in the years to come. I've never been so glad to eat crow on something I thought was going to be a crapshow.