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I just lifted weights for the first time yesterday in probably 6 months. Fucking depression hit me hard. But I always forget to ease myself back into it, instead I do exactly what I did when I stopped, and now today, I can't even bend my arms at the elbows. Why do I always go HAM?
That's been the past few years for me. It's like time flies and I don't realize how long it's been. My brain is like, "So, what, it's only been a couple weeks, right? No problem!" The next day my body is screaming, "Fucking stop! You trying to kill us, you dumb cunt??"
 
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I've had a horrible regression since the baby was born.
Haven't been to the gym in 7 weeks and I've gained back 15 of the 30lbs I'd lost.

I'm very anxious to get back to routine but only getting 3 hours of sleep per night has flatlined my energy levels. I'm eating like a slob to make up for lack of sleep.

Blehhhhhhhhh
 
I've had a horrible regression since the baby was born.
Haven't been to the gym in 7 weeks and I've gained back 15 of the 30lbs I'd lost.

I'm very anxious to get back to routine but only getting 3 hours of sleep per night has flatlined my energy levels. I'm eating like a slob to make up for lack of sleep.

Blehhhhhhhhh

I truly truly understand my man. I'll pray for your success. 💪

Do your best to maintain weight and fit in some exercise here and there when you can. You'll get a chance to get back into shape after these early months, especially once the baby sleeps through the night without needing a feeding.
 
I've had a horrible regression since the baby was born.
Haven't been to the gym in 7 weeks and I've gained back 15 of the 30lbs I'd lost.

I'm very anxious to get back to routine but only getting 3 hours of sleep per night has flatlined my energy levels. I'm eating like a slob to make up for lack of sleep.

Blehhhhhhhhh
You'll get there. Just remember, it's only a small point in time. Unless you and the wife continue to crap out kids. Lol
 
PULL UPS BRO!!!!

Fuck why no one told me about these bad boys before

You know you're really hitting the weights hard when you need to wear a diaper.

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I don't know whats going on up here but I can't find fat free cheese, or no sugar syrup or honey. Its like these options don't exists. Gonna have to try and hit up a Walmart to see if they have them.
 
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I don't know whats going on up here but I can't find fat free cheese, or no sugar syrup or honey. Its like these options don't exists. Gonna have to try and hit up a Walmart to see if they have them.
just eat the normal stuff. eat less of it, if necessary. the real shit shit will be much more satisfying, preventing you from just eating more stuff due to not feeling satisfied.

also, having had both fat free cheese and sugar free syrup/honey, I can safely say they both taste like crap.
 
Just now started getting hamstring pain while doing deads/squats. Is this just age, poor warm up, feet too wide?

Can you touch your toes? Not sure how much you stretch but it makes a big difference for compound lifts w the legs. Tight hamstrings lead to a tight lower back. The worst way to stretch is to treat it like a "warm up". Instead, set aside a few minutes a day, a few times per day, to specifically stretch that painful area with the goal of extending your flexibility (reaching or bending further) and strengthening those tendons.

You'd be surprised how stretching your hamstrings can loosen up the lower back, too.

Another option is to do more isometrics during the week. Isometric holds will drastically improve your compound lifts. Same idea as above: do a few minutes of isometrics a few times per day. Specific isometrics to help with deads/squats:

- bus stop squat
- horse stance
- 1-foot stand / yoga tree pose
- reverse planks

These will build your ankles, knees, back, and hip stability like crazy, which directly translates to better squats and deadlifts
 
Oh and bodyweight squats, performed at moderate tempo with even speed. Work your way up to the point where you can do 50 at a time without getting too tired, three times a day. Then work up to 100 per set, three times per day. This method emphasizes joints + tendons, though you'll still get some muscle growth.

The improvements to your form and to your connective tissue from doing a lot of bodyweight stuff translates into better PRs for weightlifting; it is a known method of reaching higher PRs.
 
Yup, can touch toes, and bw squats. I've always stretched for 5 min before hand, and progressively added weight up to a working weight before my actual workout. Never had hammy issues before. Guess I'll add some more.
 
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I try not to recommend tools if I can help it, but this is great once you've established the daily habit of stretching your legs:

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"slant board" is the common name. Well worth the small $$ investment.

Knees Over Toes guy has some interesting success stories regarding leg (especially knee) health and he's a big proponent of using slant boards for leg conditioning

 
Another good video on squats (including bodyweight squats). I only added them into my daily routine a few months ago and I've seen plenty of gains to become a true believer. Keep in mind I despise traditional weighted squats / shouldering a weight. I always have, I always will. I hate the aspect of loading a bar on my upper shoulders... Sumo squats with a kettlebell or medicine ball are pretty good.

Anyway, the point is that bodyweight squats and low-weight squats are legit even though 90% of the attention in a traditionally-prescribed fitness regimen is on pushing the heaviest barbell squat you can handle. Doing several sets of bodyweight squats each day is enough to get noticeable results in a few weeks (based on personal experience)

 
Oh and bodyweight squats, performed at moderate tempo with even speed. Work your way up to the point where you can do 50 at a time without getting too tired, three times a day. Then work up to 100 per set, three times per day. This method emphasizes joints + tendons, though you'll still get some muscle growth.

The improvements to your form and to your connective tissue from doing a lot of bodyweight stuff translates into better PRs for weightlifting; it is a known method of reaching higher PRs.
I used to just do 10 minutes non stop body squats. Slight pauses when i was dying or slowed a lil but non stop for 10 minutes. Then id do same with lunges. It was pure hell. I miss that i think ill start doing that again.

Just started doing alot more cardio and functional things. Getting back into softball. Im pretty stoked about that. Way too long of a break
 
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Anyone eat NuPasta?

Just bought some and its not to bad, though it was buried under tons of meat and my own "sauce"... Which is just ground beef, tomatoes, onions, garlic, and some paste and a TINY bit of sauce.

But its expensive AF. nearly 4 bucks for one serving. While I can get like 900G of regular pasta for like 99 cents.

Anyone know of some good cheap low calorie pasta that tastes decent? Or is my choice fuck pasta in the ass or pay an arm and leg for it?
 
Anyone eat NuPasta?

Just bought some and its not to bad, though it was buried under tons of meat and my own "sauce"... Which is just ground beef, tomatoes, onions, garlic, and some paste and a TINY bit of sauce.

But its expensive AF. nearly 4 bucks for one serving. While I can get like 900G of regular pasta for like 99 cents.

Anyone know of some good cheap low calorie pasta that tastes decent? Or is my choice fuck pasta in the ass or pay an arm and leg for it?

Depends on what you mean by "decent" but the cheapest way is to make the pasta yourself. No need for fancy attachments or whatever, either, just roll it thin, slice, and then boil the noodles.

Flour and egg.


Egg itself is obviously great for protein and you can get flours like buckwheat if you want for higher nutrient / protein
 
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Anyone take any T boosters they can recommend? I'm always looking for more testosterone without roids.
 
Weather has been hot and I've been outdoors / in the garage a lot, soaking up the heat, sweating a bit too hard when I push it. Need to get in better shape. More jumprope, more boxing drills on the heavy bag, more time on the gym rings, more kettlebell. The weight is dropping and I am getting stronger / more athletic, but it feels like the summer heat brings a new challenge of extra exhaustion and mental blurriness.

Some exercises / isometrics I've been rotating through for the last 10 days:

- horse stance
- knee raises while hanging, or while on top hold on rings
- 1-handed kettlebell clean-and-press
- bodyweight squats and decline board squats
- chin ups
- hi knee jumps
- hollow body
- reverse nordics
 
Thursdays practice was wild.

there were 6 of us this time. First, we arm-wrestled for around 2 hours. Then, I was all like, hey Eddie, I thought we were doing the chains today? He looked at me and said, oh, don't worry, we still are... Last time we did that we started with the chains first and then spent the rest of our energy on the table lol. That bugger.

So we went outside and first he had us doing carries. We had to carry two 25lbs hex head dumbbells by setting them on their ends vertically and sort of pinch gripping the other side with our hands so that our fingers went over the smooth sides. Gripping the number with any of our fingers was cheating. We had to carry them as far as we could down and back up his long gravel drive. Surprisingly I fell just short of Alex and Eddie on their left hands this time. Anyway...

The chains... Good LORD. I decided to go last because I'd done this before and none of the guys with us had but for Eddie. So that meant 3 miles of nonstop walking before my turn.

If you don't know what "the chains" are, Eddie takes two 20ft 3/8" chains which weigh 30 pounds each and attaches a 5 pound kettlebell to the ends of each of them. So that's 70lbs altogether. Then, we take them and drag curl them for a half mile down the country road where he lives only stopping at the halfway point to quickly switch from walking forwards to walking backwards. It's brutal. Especially if you hold the chains so that they are going over your knuckles from the top of your pointer finger instead of coming out toward the bottom of your hand. This way targets your wrists and top two fingers immensely as you try to keep your knuckle up. And especially since we aren't allowed to let them drag while we're just walking, we have to be curling or it's cheating. So you walk till there's tension and curl right then. For the first half we curl with both arms at the same time, fully, all the way up above our shoulders at the end of the curl, as we are walking forward with the chains dragging behind us. Then, we switch and start walking backwards, pulling the chains and the weights toward us as we go, curling them one at a time this time to our nose or ear, keeping our elbows in. If you wanna know if you're decently conditioned, that's the thing to try lol. But Eddie says he used to do it all the way up and down the road... with 15s on the ends!

Anyway, Eddie, Alex and I were the only ones to make it all the way without stopping. That last stretch was sheer willpower for me. But I was the only one to hold the chains like Eddie did, chain over knuckle, all the way. (only because Alex didn't notice that that's how Eddie was holding it till I told him halfway through his turn lol and I have no doubt he'd have done it since he wasn't nearly as shot as me due to his literal Olympic level conditioning from his wrestling days) My hands were all torn up and a little bloody but man it felt amazing at the end with everyone cheering (and drilling) me on.

And even though the others didn't make it all the way without stopping and no one else held the chains without cheating, and some not at all, they gave it their all and we were so proud of them. They left with a fire in their eyes, knowing that they have some work to do in terms of diet and total body conditioning. And knowing that they have so much room to grow, even with how strong they already are, must have been a great feeling.

Eddie says we're going to start working it in more often and also, "Oh, this is just the beginning. Wait till you see what's next!"

Anyway, next day I felt like I got hit by a car, in a good way, nothing injured.

Never give up, never surrender to monotony.

 
So last week's practice was brutal. We normally go hard two weeks out from a tourney.

Eddie had us gather in the driveway again and he had a bunch of equipment ready.

-A 50lb, 4 1\2' long, 3" thick bar that he got off of one of the machines at work. Looked like a large but smooth screw. (He's the head of maintenance at a company that makes replacement joints for the medical industry)
-2 more bars that looked the same but each @ ~9lb, ~13" long, 2 1\2" thick.
-A barbell @55lbs
-2 dumbbells @25lbs with 3" thick grips
-pro gripper with springs set @ ~120lbs

He had us take the 50lb bar and hold it in the middle of the bar with our arms down at our sides like a carry, inside elbow joints pointing in front of us. Then wrist curl it. Starting with the bar as far onto our fingers as we can and curling them in first before curling the wrist as far as it can go.

With the barbell he had us reverse grip and do 15 curls to our noses.

With the dumbbells he had us do supinating curls where you start off in a hammer and are supinated as MUCH as you can at the top of the curl.

He had us do 2 sets of everything @25 reps each (the barbell @ 15 reps), if we can. I powered through and got it done, but no one but me and Alex did all the reps. (Eddie had done it before we all came.) If you're wondering about the smaller bars...

He THEN tells us to do some squats for warmup and shows us what we're doing with them...

He takes us out to the road and has us hold the bars like batons. Gripping them all the way at the end. Starting with arms to our sides we hammer curl them (without cupping if you can) wrist dumped at first but knuckles rising as we come up during the curl. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!! We curl about 75% of the way and at the top of the curl we take the bars all the way up and behind our back, trying to touch somewhere in-between our shoulder blades. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!! We have to do it all while walking half a mile in the blazing sun, without stopping.

Eddie was instructing how he holds and curls them. Said this is about hitting your weakness so choose to either cup in a bit or keep your wrist straight (which is generally harder) while rising with your knuckles. Everyone went at their own pace, most cupping a bit and taking several steps in-between alternating curls and slowing down but getting there in the end. I think they learned from the chains to pace themselves. But stupid me letting things get to my head since this was a grip related workout everyone expected me to impress so I was determined.

I took off pretty fast and found a rhythm I liked. Curling one arm up while the other was coming down. When the weights met in the middle the momentum kind of helped propel me forward. Which is one of the reasons I went so fast. However, I had also decided to try to not stop curling, taking at most 2 steps before moving my arms again while one was up and the other down... This destroyed me. I stopped counting after 320 and I was just a little over halfway there. I must have done several times more curls than everyone else but for Eddie. I didn't even get to see his because he went last and he sent us all in to arm wrestle with the little time we had left. But my wife was driving by and saw him double curling them swinging his arms like crazy lol. Anyway, my hands in particular where utterly drained. I just couldn't grip and literally everyone could take me unless I blasted them right off the bat, couldn't slow pull worth crap. Eddie laughed when he pulled with me and my wrist and fingers felt like a noodle. Said I must have done it right because that's how you're supposed to feel. While we were walking doing the curls he was telling everyone that this is where even the beginners get to beat the pros because we'll be so drained. The more you give the more you get...

And boy did I get. That next day I felt sore but not too bad, shoulders drained. Had a hair appointment at a barber in my old romping ground one city over and decided that since I'll be recovering and dieting to make weight, that I'd splurge (I'm gluten and dairy intolerant) and get some BK as I traditionally did as a kid while riding my bike around town on the way to fish the hospital pond or the lake... HUGE mistake. After 2 Coney dogs and half of my Chile Cheese fries it hit me hard and I almost threw up. Next day I wake up early because we have to make a trip to Michigan for a wedding and I literally can't move my arms above my shoulders. I had to have my flipping wife dress me. SO sore, all the way to my neck. Thank goodness it was just general inflammation and that so drained your muscles won't listen feeling and not the sharp pain that means an injury. I have to imagine eating my no-no foods didn't help anything.

It was rough for a bit but I'm feeling great now. Hoping that breaking the diet won't stop me from recovering for the tourney on time. Also hope I can control myself and stay away from the weights like I should till then lol. Trying to lose around 6 pounds so I can be in the top of my weight class. I've cut out nearly all sugar and am just eating one meal a day. Lost 4 pounds already but my weight fluctuates so much I'll be lucky if I hit it. Crossing fingers I won't be at the bottom of the next weight class up lol.

Hope you all are still trucking along!

 
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2nd place right AND left arm this time at the fireman festival tourney. Only guy that beat me is a legend that has 17 state titles and a room full of various other trophies, (He came up to me afterward and told me this haha) and is also who my teacher use to train and who he had said in the past was the strongest ~150lb guy he's ever pulled. Who also JUST got out of prison and decides to hit up a tourney!?!. But I ALMOST beat him right. Took his hand and he decided to try to slip, I bit down and fought, almost pinned him but he used his bicep to slip out... barely. Someone behind us yelled, "Holy crap I guess he really is human, he isn't invincible!" Strapped up and he hooked me and beat my bicep. His bicep is like twice my size haha. I really need to practice in the strap more.

Anyway, last Monday I had a stomach bug and was on the toilet with anal geyser syndrome for 2 and a half days. Puked up my stomach at the end of it as well. Lost the weight I wanted to for the tourney though and was at the top of my weight class... Just not how I wanted to lose it lol. Called a friend and told him I might not pull because I still didn't feel 100% and he called me a pussy and bullied me into doing it. Thank God for good friends. I do think I could have placed first if I was fully recovered.

Anyway, wife just drove herself to the hospital for a really bad looking tick bite that made her knee swell up like crazy with a huge, painful, bullseye rash, all dark in the center, we think it's lyme disease and are trying to treat it before it sets in. So pray for her.

I'm gonna go splurge on some food!

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I used to run 5 km 5-6 times per week when I was in my early 20s. I was close to cracking the 20 min mark which would've put me in the elite level at the local running events. Then I started getting knee pain and reduced it to 3-4 times per week. Could still put up respectable times but was a good 10-20 seconds per km slower. Then I got a desk job and was very sedentary throughout the day. I put on about 10 kg over the next 2-3 years and the knee pain kept getting worse, so I cut the running down to 1-2 times per week. Been like this for several years now and it feels like I'm just treading water. Then the baby came along a couple years ago and I'm struggling to do 1-2 runs per fortnight. I'm slow as hell now and can barely make it 3 km without stopping due to the knee pain.

I always assumed it was my weight that was the main cause of the knee pain but recently I was reading that tight hip flexors can be an even bigger factor. That would make sense in my case because: a) I wasn't actually that heavy when the pain started (85-90 kg, 189 cm or 187-198 lbs, 6'2" in freedom units); and b) it coincided with the time I became more sedentary in my job. Anyway, along with eating better to cut weight so I can run more, I'm also focusing a lot more on hip flexor exercises. Namely, glute bridges, knee hugs, and mountain climbers. I read that Romanian deadlifts are good too but I need to research how to do them properly. My hope is that freeing up my hip flexors will allow me to get back into more regular running which, in tandem with good diet, will accelerate my return to a healthier weight and better cardiovascular fitness.

Anyone have any experience with hip flexor issues?
 
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