Thread: Dragon Age: The Veilguard |OT| Sweet Dragon Inc.
It would be nice to make a new site called player scores or something.

A review site for the players.

Link your gaming IDs and you can score games and weight it based on amount played or achievements. Make games media critic sites irrelevant.

Well, metacritic has separate user reviews/score for every game.
 
We will make the gayest version of our game ever.

We don't want any bigots buying our game screw you you MAGA transphobe racist our games are diverse and gay for everyone

Why won't anyone buy our games its all because of right wing Joe Rogan conspiracy theorists saying our game is gay.
 
We will make the gayest version of our game ever.

We don't want any bigots buying our game screw you you MAGA transphobe racist our games are diverse and gay for everyone

Why won't anyone buy our games its all because of right wing Joe Rogan conspiracy theorists saying our game is gay.
They just don't seem to get that people play a Dragon Age game for being a fun interactive rpg experience much like Baldur's Gate. No one gives a shit on how GAY it is. Yet in their deluded minds, they think being GAY is the main selling point.
 
They just don't seem to get that people play a Dragon Age game for being a fun interactive rpg experience much like Baldur's Gate. No one gives a shit on how GAY it is. Yet in their deluded minds, they think being GAY is the main selling point.
Romance was a big thing, but Kotor, Mass Effect, Jade Empire Dragon Age Origins all were solid games even setting romance aside with good enough world building to potentially support entire settings. In hindsight of course, Bioware absolutely fucked up every followthrough to those games, or never even bothered in Jade Empires case.
 
They just don't seem to get that people play a Dragon Age game for being a fun interactive rpg experience much like Baldur's Gate. No one gives a shit on how GAY it is. Yet in their deluded minds, they think being GAY is the main selling point.

Romance was a big thing, but Kotor, Mass Effect, Jade Empire Dragon Age Origins all were solid games even setting romance aside with good enough world building to potentially support entire settings. In hindsight of course, Bioware absolutely fucked up every followthrough to those games, or never even bothered in Jade Empires case.

Simple fact of the matter is, 97 percent of everyone is straight, no one is interested in gay/trans shit and therefore have no interest in it in their media.

Everyone I know who watched game of thrones fast forwarded through all the gay shit.
 
BioWare died a long time ago.

The only thing left to do as a fan is to enjoy watching the thing wearing it's skin burn.
To think Bioware was once of the most hype developers in all of gaming, Baldurs Gate 1/2, Kotor, Jade Empire, Mass Effect 1/2, then Dragon Age Origins to immediately with EA Buyout Dragon Age 2, Mass Effect 3, Anthem, Mass Effect Andromeda and this shit called Dragon Age Veilguard.
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JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST. If I didn't know the current devs at Bioware were ideological cunts I'd swear they were trying to intentionally tank this title. BUT NO, these freaks genuinely believe in the shite they are creating counts as 'entertainment'. When Veilguard bombs, I expect them to be shocked and flabbergasted in much the same way the devs of Dustborn and Concord were. These people have no conception of how terrible their creations are.

This is going to be so good


Really? Seriously, fuck you Gaider. I'd rather have my porn and anime titties than whatever freakish abomination you and your cult are peddling.

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BioWare died a long time ago.

The only thing left to do as a fan is to enjoy watching the thing wearing it's skin burn.
Twas a time I would have cried over the death of Bioware. Now though?

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To think Bioware was once of the most hype developers in all of gaming, Baldurs Gate 1/2, Kotor, Jade Empire, Mass Effect 1/2, then Dragon Age Origins to immediately with EA Buyout Dragon Age 2, Mass Effect 3, Anthem, Mass Effect Andromeda and this shit called Dragon Age Veilguard.
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Well we now know the name of the developer means jack shit, the people are what made the game and make the legacy, and it looks like those people are not there anymore.
 
Well we now know the name of the developer means jack shit, the people are what made the game and make the legacy, and it looks like those people are not there anymore.

Those people that left are the ones that hired the current cunts in charge, are cheering their decisions and insulting the fans, while gaslighting that 'it was always this way, but if it changed, it's just better'.
 
Those people that left are the ones that hired the current cunts in charge, are cheering their decisions and insulting the fans, while gaslighting that 'it was always this way, but if it changed, it's just better'.
I've always suspected that the old Bioware guard were plenty pissed at their fanbase over the backlash with Mass Effect 3's original ending. Especially with how the Doctor's doubled down on their decisions and just upped and left the company in the aftermath. David Gaider acting like a retard of late seems to confirm this theory of mine.

Bunch of fucking thin skinned babies, if your work fails to meet the high standards that your fanbase expects from you then you fucking deserve whatever backlash you get.
 
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Game is already being given away for free if you subscribe to GeForce Now Ultimate

Get the game for free at launch with a limited time GeForce NOW Ultimate bundle — plus, check out the list of 10 games joining the cloud this week.


Yep, it's joeover before it even started.
 
This is going to be so good



I am OK with developers making the game they want to make but i don't see any issue with potential buyers complaining about aspects they don't like. Videogames are art, sure, but there needs to be some kind of "carrot" for the consumer.

Other art forms are a different case. I can go to the movie theatre and watch the newest woke Hollywood shit at 7.30pm and be tucked up in bed by midnight. My wallet a little lighter but I'll forget about it quickly. Oh the new woke Netflix abomination is out now? I can watch it in the background and browse on my phone if I get bored. Meaning a director can purposefully make something that's "not for you" and my time investment is still minimal so it's not actually a huge problem if I get duped. Annoying, yes, and I wouldnt trust them next time but not a disaster to waste 2 to 3 hours only.

2 to 3 hours in most games these days is the opening cutscenes and a basic tutorial. Might be a good idea to load that up with content to hook the player.

A videogame of Dragon Age scope is many hours of investment and I just feel like alienating the audience can't really work for a product like that. These devs talk like they are deliberately tricking the consumer into buy a product they won't like.

They act like gamers are going to buy the game anyway so it doesn't matter what the content is instead of understanding what the consumer wants and doesn't want and then using that to get people to invest proper time into your game.

Do these clowns not realise that they are asking for 40+ hours of time investment in content that they want to advertise as "not for straight white male gamers"?

Nah, I'll keep my money in my pocket. Thanks.
 
To think Bioware was once of the most hype developers in all of gaming, Baldurs Gate 1/2, Kotor, Jade Empire, Mass Effect 1/2, then Dragon Age Origins to immediately with EA Buyout Dragon Age 2, Mass Effect 3, Anthem, Mass Effect Andromeda and this shit called Dragon Age Veilguard.
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I was going to say that you had missed that shit game from a few years back. But it was so bad I couldn't even remember the name. You did list it. Anthem.
 
It's sad to see how low Bioware has fallen. They were once my favorite developer and I will forever love and cherish the Mass Effect trilogy and Dragon Age: Origins. But now it's time for Papa EA to put them out of their misery.
 
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I am OK with developers making the game they want to make but i don't see any issue with potential buyers complaining about aspects they don't like. Videogames are art, sure, but there needs to be some kind of "carrot" for the consumer.

Other art forms are a different case. I can go to the movie theatre and watch the newest woke Hollywood shit at 7.30pm and be tucked up in bed by midnight. My wallet a little lighter but I'll forget about it quickly. Oh the new woke Netflix abomination is out now? I can watch it in the background and browse on my phone if I get bored. Meaning a director can purposefully make something that's "not for you" and my time investment is still minimal so it's not actually a huge problem if I get duped. Annoying, yes, and I wouldnt trust them next time but not a disaster to waste 2 to 3 hours only.

2 to 3 hours in most games these days is the opening cutscenes and a basic tutorial. Might be a good idea to load that up with content to hook the player.

A videogame of Dragon Age scope is many hours of investment and I just feel like alienating the audience can't really work for a product like that. These devs talk like they are deliberately tricking the consumer into buy a product they won't like.

They act like gamers are going to buy the game anyway so it doesn't matter what the content is instead of understanding what the consumer wants and doesn't want and then using that to get people to invest proper time into your game.

Do these clowns not realise that they are asking for 40+ hours of time investment in content that they want to advertise as "not for straight white male gamers"?

Nah, I'll keep my money in my pocket. Thanks.
THIS. I mean, I don't usually go out of my way to look for sexy fanservice in games. But having the occasional bit T&A helps make the journey a bit more enjoyable.

Take The Witcher 3 for example, probably my longest commitment to a single game. The over 200 hours I've spent completing it wouldn't have been as tolerable if every NPC (especially the women) looked like a fucking goblin.

 
THIS. I mean, I don't usually go out of my way to look for sexy fanservice in games. But having the occasional bit T&A helps make the journey a bit more enjoyable.

Take The Witcher 3 for example, probably my longest commitment to a single game. The over 200 hours I've spent completing it wouldn't have been as tolerable if every NPC (especially the women) looked like a fucking goblin.



Could you imagine what this cast would look like now? Plus or minus 3 of them with vitiligo?
 
Until you can make a wheel chair bound, left handed, lesbian, albino, eskimo, transexual, person of color, he/she/they/them , with down syndrome and eczema... Is the game really that inclusive?

Do better next time.

Oh, and you better let me make Zhe a midget too or you're a bigot
 
Reviews are out earlier than expected. They seem confident. Comments under that post are all excited and hoping for a good game. If this reviews well, I can see a part of the mainstream gamers swallowing the purple female cock and enjoying the game. Sleeper hit?

 
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Reviews are out earlier than expected. They seem confident. Comments under that post are all excited and hoping for a good game. If this reviews well, I can see a part of the mainstream gamers swallowing the purple female cock and enjoying the game. Sleeper hit?



I'm sure the journos have been prepped and will treat this with the same reverence Inquisition got. I'm sure it'll be just as deserving of its GOTY status as that game was...