[Stouffers]

I was listening to a podcast yesterday and the topic came up of masturbating in your car while driving. Apparently, it's pretty common. I think I vaguely remember doing it back in college driving to see my girlfriend a couple of hours away. It had been awhile, and I was afraid I might "over-perform" so I wanted to Arrive before I arrived.

 

[TaySan]

Nah both hands on wheels unless I'm changing songs lol

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I was listening to a podcast yesterday and the topic came up of masturbating in your car while driving. Apparently, it's pretty common. I think I vaguely remember doing it back in college driving to see my girlfriend a couple of hours away. It had been awhile, and I was afraid I might "over-perform" so I wanted to Arrive before I arrived.

 

[lock2k]

The downsides of driving automatic. lol

 

[Stouffers]

I'm a lot of things, but sexless loser has never been one of them.

 

[regawdless]

Back when my wife pretended to love me, she played with my junk while I was driving.

Those days are gone.

 

[Calcium]

No, but my wife typically fiddles with my junk on road trips. Concentrating on the road while getting blown is a next level driving exercise. I recommend it.

 

[lock2k]

Back when my wife pretended to love me, she played with my junk while I was driving.

Those days are gone.

Maybe she just loved your junk.

 

[regawdless]

Maybe she just loved your junk.

Still does tbh.

 

[King of Foxes]

I have a friend who swears by sitting on the belt buckle so the metal part is digging into your butthole when tired driving as a way of staying awake.

Thats as much as I can contribute to the thread

Edit after typing it out I can recall several times he has told the story yet I can't recall a single instance of being involved in a tired driving conversation before he brought it up.....

 

[lock2k]

Still does tbh.

 

[Stouffers]

Still does tbh.

At least she lives by the maxim: