D-Pad Hunger Games: Season 4 - 12 Days of Christmas (signup and gameplay)
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Thread: D-Pad Hunger Games: Season 4 - 12 Days of Christmas (signup and gameplay)
DonDonDonPata
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District 1 is fecken badass
I look forward to running away from all of you
Is that fart wind you're leaving behind?
Vyse
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@DonDonDonPata, those sex robots could explode thereby killing you!
DonDonDonPata
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not before they make me explode if you know what I mean
@Stilton Disco I'm sorry, it was dishonorable act, I feel ashamed.
@Nicktendo we need to kick McClane's ass, the fucker makes our girl Mariah feel uncomfortable.
@Nicktendo we need to kick McClane's ass, the fucker makes our girl Mariah feel uncomfortable.
DonDonDonPata
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DonDonDonPata
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Does that Christmas Elf that DESTROYA hugged run a gaming forum by any chance?
@Stilton Disco Oi, guvna'. This knobhead doesn't know what a Christmas cracker is! He needs some edumacation from some British lads!
@BFNoise You total cunt.
Christmas crackers are a festively decorated tube with paper crown, small toy and terrible joke in, that are designed so two people each grab one end and pull to break the cracker in half. Whoever gets the bigger end wins everything inside, has to put on the hat and tell the bad joke.
The name comes from the fact it has a small gunpowder strip inside, that is set off when you pull it apart, exploding with a satisfying "crack" sound, and leaving a lovely firework smell in the air. They're a Christmas staple in Great Britain.
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DonDonDonPata
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we don't eat hardtack in the USA anymore if that's what you mean
edit: oh a firework. Nice! I am learning so much about culture these last 24 hours
edit: oh a firework. Nice! I am learning so much about culture these last 24 hours
quickwhips
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Well damn. I should of killed Bob when I had the chance. Mercy is for the weak. I like how John is stalking Mariah.
Hey man not cool, I hate Elves especially ones that are big cunts.
You would hug her too, look at those giant juggs! Jealousy gets you nowhere and can’t help all the female elves want a piece of me,
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How the fuck did Kurt Russel scare me away? I've got a Turbo Man figure. The prick from Overboard can't take us.
Kurt Russell doesn't take shit from anyone over Christmas since he became Santa. You're lucky he didn't set a chainsaw weilding elf on you.
We made them during an English class in high school. Our teacher was a big fan of England and its traditions.Christmas crackers are a festively decorated tube with paper crown, small toy and terrible joke in, that are designed so two people each grab one end and pull to break the cracker in half. Whoever gets the bigger end wins everything inside, has to put on the hat and tell the bad joke.
The name comes from the fact it has a small gunpowder strip inside, that is set off when you pull it apart, exploding with a satisfying "crack" sound, and leaving a lovely firework smell in the air. They're a Christmas staple in Great Britain.
WesternBlood
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Bettie, sweetie, doll! I got your back and your front!
(nice pussy by the way)
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I didn't even realise other countries didn't have Christmas Crackers. You should count yourself lucky that you don't have to put up with the horrible jokes.
Without the shared ritual humiliation of the silly paper hats and terrible jokes, what even IS Christmas???
Quick trivia drop:
I have a 100% winning percentage in the Hunger Games so far.
Just saying.
I have a 100% winning percentage in the Hunger Games so far.
Just saying.
I forgot about the silly paper hats. It is an acceptable trade off for the jokes.
Watch out old Squid Game guy has a machine gun!
RIP Regawdless
RIP Regawdless
DonDonDonPata
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c'mon we all know what "tends to his wounds" means @BFNoise you ol softie 
c'mon we all know what "tends to his wounds" means @BFNoise you ol softie
