Thread: Bob Saget has died.
Wow wtf

First Norm, now Saget.

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Who would've thought Artie would outlive them both

RIP to a legend. Saget ruled
 
Dammit. RIP. One of a kind.

Directed one of my all time favorite comedies, Dirty Work. The man was a staple of my Sunday nights growing up hosting America's Funniest Home Videos as well.
 
Super surprising. Also somewhat scary how quickly he died after last been seen alive. Life is crazy. I guess we should all take a moment to remember Bob Saget and that he raped and killed a girl in 1990.

Wait what? Please elaborate.
 
Wait what? Please elaborate.

Well this was an interesting rabbit hole...

Beck v. Eiland-Hall was a case filed in 2009 before the World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO), a United Nations agency. It was filed by political commentator Glenn Beck against Isaac Eiland-Hall, concerning the website "GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com". Eiland-Hall created the site as a parody to express the view that Beck's commentary style challenged his guests to prove a negative. The site's name was based on a joke first used by comedian Gilbert Gottfried at the 2008 Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, in which Gottfried jokingly implored listeners to disregard the (non-existent) rumor that Saget had raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Online posters began an Internet meme comparing Gottfried's joke with Beck's style of debate, by requesting Beck disprove he had committed the act in question. Eiland-Hall launched his website on September 1, 2009.
 

Bob Saget was found deceased inside a hotel room in Orlando, Florida in January and now a cause of death has been revealed. Saget's family says the late actor and comedian died as a result of a head trauma.

"The authorities have determined that Bob passed from head trauma," the family said in a statement. "They have concluded that he accidentally hit the back of his head on something, thought nothing of it and went to sleep. No drugs or alcohol were involved."
 
It should also be mentioned that bob sagat had an enlarged heart that was almost fully blocked on one side. Also he was covid positive and got the booster a month before. It would explain how he got the head trauma.
 

So they're saying it was more than a "simple bump" and was equivalent to falling 20-30 ft or being bashed with a baseball bat.

Now, it's only a theory, but might fainting cause such injury? That comedian lady got fucked up when she did on stage. If no one saw his fall and he got up and just went to lay down, he would have died in his sleep from the bleeding without treatment
 


The conspiracy is taking hold.

Anything is possible, but that includes the 95% of other ordinary things that could have led to that kind of serious injury. What kind of tub did he have? Were there fancy concrete fixtures in his room? There are just a lot of questions about how and where he could have sustained that kind of impact, and I call into question his room because the fanciest rooms I've stayed in tend to have exotic or interesting concrete or stone work including the bath tubs. One of the best bath tubs I ever had was incredibly ornate with stone tiles and large concrete fixtures including a lion statue that the bath water came out of... there are these types of things that should at least be taken into consideration or ruled out along with the possibility of a murder.

One would, of course, anticipate video footage of anyone else who would have gone to and/or left Sagat's room that would be a possible suspect.
 
Anything is possible, but that includes the 95% of other ordinary things that could have led to that kind of serious injury. What kind of tub did he have? Were there fancy concrete fixtures in his room? There are just a lot of questions about how and where he could have sustained that kind of impact, and I call into question his room because the fanciest rooms I've stayed in tend to have exotic or interesting concrete or stone work including the bath tubs. One of the best bath tubs I ever had was incredibly ornate with stone tiles and large concrete fixtures including a lion statue that the bath water came out of... there are these types of things that should at least be taken into consideration or ruled out along with the possibility of a murder.

One would, of course, anticipate video footage of anyone else who would have gone to and/or left Sagat's room that would be a possible suspect.
Tub/fixture/etc... was my first thought too, but if you hit your head hard on something like that wouldn't there have been blood?

I guess the argument to that is "Maybe he cleaned it up?" but where's the evidence of that? Bloody towels, tissues, etc...

Even if this is a one in a million accident, something doesn't add up here.

If you find a guy dead alone in a hotel room and the autopsy points to minor head trauma then you can probably say "He hit his head and died. It was a fluke thing" and move on. However, if you find a guy dead alone in a hotel room and the autopsy reveals massive head trauma, including a fractured skull, you sort of need to provide a plausible explanation for how that sort of injury happened, especially if foul play wasn't involved.