[WesternBlood]

Trying to figure out what a woman is upset about is a Kafketrap.

1. If you don't know or play the game, she stays mad for the reasons mentioned above.

2. If you do know why she is mad and you tell her, she will not offer forgiveness and move on. No, this is now the time she will raise up the fury of hell to ask why you made her mad if you knew what you were doing was going to make her mad.

How to avoid the above?

 

[Grinchy]

Your both A holes fighting over $20. Personally I would of paid the whole bill but that's just me but then again I wouldn't get my panties twisted for some thing this lame either.

It does seem crazy that an entire night of free drinks and food and seats behind home plate came down to only costing $40 and there was a fight over it lol

People may more than that to go see a shitty Marvel movie at the theater.

 

[quickwhips]

@Stouffers your an asshole but not for this. He will get over it. Don't think about it any longer. Go have a Budweiser or Coors

 

[Mickmrly]

I pretty much said I was being absent minded. Parking was also free and his brother drove (I offered to drive). I've picked up plenty of shit in the past with nary a complaint. Plus the dude makes like $350k.

He makes 350K and gets butthurt over $20? Fuck him. He is the unwanted butthole.

 

[quickwhips]

He makes 350K and gets butthurt over $20? Fuck him. He is the unwanted butthole.

A banana cost 12 dollars so give him a break you don't know his struggles or cost of living. What if his alimony is 60k a month?

 

[Mickmrly]

A banana cost 12 dollars so give him a break you don't know his struggles or cost of living. What if his alimony is 60k a month?

This is one of the few situations where him losing all his money in alimony is justified. How dare he get mad at Stouffers for having a good time.

(I'm not just saying this to get a Stouffers token, I swear.)

 

[esoteric]

He's the butthole for tipping in the first place.

 

[Stouffers]

he couldn't care less about the $20, it was the fact I didn't offer to pay the tip straight out (I don't carry cash) and I only proactively Venmo'd half. I did note I needed to hit the ATM at the park, but with the valet and the special entrance, we never once passed an ATM.

 

[regawdless]

he couldn't care less about the $20, it was the fact I didn't offer to pay the tip straight out (I don't carry cash) and I only proactively Venmo'd half. I did note I needed to hit the ATM at the park, but with the valet and the special entrance, we never once passed an ATM.

So when's the cage fight?

 

[quickwhips]

So when's the cage fight?

I want to watch to old beavers fight.

 

[Stouffers]

I want to watch to old beavers fight.

He's in his mid 30s

 

[slugbahr]

I mastered the katana and the block chain, while you were sadly masturbating to hippopotamus porn.

You missed out then
...

Spoiler

 

[Stouffers]

You missed out then
...

Spoiler

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

I want to watch to old beavers fight.

Throw @Stifler's Mom in there and make it three old beavers.

 

[FactsAreDead]

I'm glad I live in a country where we very rarely tip.

How amazing Japan must be (once a gain) where tipping is actually considered rude and will not be accepted by restaurants. <3

 

[Grinchy]

I pretty much said I was being absent minded. Parking was also free and his brother drove (I offered to drive). I've picked up plenty of shit in the past with nary a complaint. Plus the dude makes like $350k.

This is the weirdest shit I've ever heard. I thought the guy at least drove and paid for parking or something.

This doesn't even require diplomacy anymore. Tell this guy he is being a giant [Insert 2021-Accepted Insult Here] about it.