What do you have against whispering?Whispering.
Fuck people who whisper.
What do you have against whispering?Whispering.
Fuck people who whisper.
Shushers too!Whispering.
Fuck people who whisper.
Bigger the mass, the bigger the attraction. -Newton probablyPeople who can't keep their eyes straight at the urinal.
What a Fig.. Newton.Bigger the mass, the bigger the attraction. -Newton probably
The people who back into spots in their car every single time. I see it so often with people who spent a ton of extra time to back into their parking spot thinking they've somehow saved themselves time because they can just drive out later. And they always seem to back too far in so the back of their car hangs way over the sidewalk.
I even saw someone doing this at one of those fast food places that have the angled lines painted in their lot. So if you are driving the correct way, you just turn into the parking spot and your car is nicely angled and easy to get out. This fucking guy had to do the most awkward maneuver of all time to try to back into one of these angled spots and held up a line of cars all because he's retarded and thinks backing into spots saves him time.
Reversing in is safer than reversing out. They teach us to do this on mining/construction sites.
My neighbor's SUV is now covering 75% of the sidewalk. I do not live on a mining/construction site, so I'm not sure how appropriate his choice to back into his spot was.
People wanting to meet with me but not know how to use a calendar scheduler. My calendar is up to date stop trying to double book me mother fucker.
People getting emails weeks ago and waiting til the day it's due to ask for help. I will help you easier if you give me time to balance all the other shit out. Get your shit together you lazy fucking directors!
Unlimited shit at work to get pissed off. Especially in my current company, where people are generally very scared. Leads to pretty unpleasant situations.
Bro weren't you excited to start this job like 2 months ago
Shit, man. I could write these for hours...
- Fuckers coming onto the parking lot and driving 1mph looking for the first empty space when everyone can clearly see that half of the lot is empty about 50 feet away.
- People giggling after every single fucking sentence. True hell when two people like that meet.
- People doing fuck all at work and then having the audacity to ask you for help with the most menial shit like "can you get those papers from the copy machine for me" "can you close the door" "can you move that table" :E
- People looking for praise by pretending to be humble *makes something really high quality* "uuuh, I this is my first try, do you think this is ok?" *everyone is like: wooow; amazing; best shit ever; no way, you are a genius!" and I ask "You never did this before, really?" to which the person replies "well...not really...I have been doing it for 15 years but I am still new to this :3 meow" Fuck off, retard!
- People borrowing something and then handing it over to you directly when they are finished. Like when someone borrows a book or a tool from a shelve or something but after they are done they come over to you and put it in front of you or extend their hand and say "here". Fuck off, retard, put it back where you took it from!
- People who are absolutely unwilling to compromise on anything or spend any extra of their time. Example, people tell you they want to play a tabletop game but: never come to you (you always have to come to them), never help you setup, never help you cleanup and never want to read the rules, you have to explain it to them at which point they always cry "I only lost because you didn't tell me ALL the rules." They want to watch a movie, but only if you bring it over to them. They want to play videogames but only the game THEY want. And then after weeks and weeks of playing that one game you ask them if they would like to play a game with you they are like "uuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh ok" and after 30 minutes or an hour they are like "oof, I am so tired, I am sweating everywhere, I can't play anymore, too exhausting. I'm going back to my game, cya :3 meow" Then I can see the person is still playing that one game till 3am at which point I just go to sleep so they might be playing till forever. Fuck off, retards!
Nah, it's just that they throw that cute innocent face, giggle a bit and pretend they are saints.People say meow to you?
I did that to a homeless guy a couple of months ago.Just had an encounter that drove me nuts. Father of a friend of mine. No respect for personal space at all. Oh man do I hate people feeling the need to come so very close. Like, at one point, I had enough and told him.
"You just stay here *pointing at the ground* , I'll stand here, and I'll still be able to hear you. This way we can avoid you standing on my toes."
Made him feel uncomfortable but I don't care.
You guys need to detach. That shit is causing you added stress. People don't annoy me.
You guys need to detach. That shit is causing you added stress. People don't annoy me.