[Kadayi]

All tokens have been handed out.

*checks inbox*

 

[Weilthain]

he wants to be my friend but it just isnt happening

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Hypothetically if I were to hunt down and destroy all six and then posses all the tokens what would happen?

This is by the way kind of the story of 80ies game "The Ark of Captain Blood"

 

[Stouffers]

Hypothetically if I were to hunt down and destroy all six and then posses all the tokens what would happen?

You achieve Platinum-Milker status

 

[regawdless]

You achieve Platinum-Milker status

 

[Calcium]

Shut it down.

 

[Stouffers]

Shut it down.

If you shut down this thread, @and 3 others and I will start our own forum… It'll be nothing but preggos, racial epithets and inappropriate comments regarding personal tragedies.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

If you shut down this thread, @and 3 others and I will start our own forum… It'll be nothing but preggos, racial epithets and inappropriate comments regarding personal tragedies.

This is doomed to fail if there is no foot fetish involved.

Trust me.

 

[WesternBlood]

Jokes on you fuckers.

I got all six.

 

[Grinchy]

I almost PM'd every single person in the thread with that image and some message about how I'm stouffers but I'm on my alt, but then I realized I'm lazy and the dumb joke wasn't worth it.

That's why I'll never be one of the six, I guess.

 

[Stouffers]

I almost PM'd every single person in the thread with that image and some message about how I'm stouffers but I'm on my alt, but then I realized I'm lazy and the dumb joke wasn't worth it.

That's why I'll never be one of the six, I guess.

Yea, THATS the reason.

 

[regawdless]

So who are the "lucky" ones?

 

[Stouffers]

So who are the "lucky" ones?

I'll PM 4 people the list of six who received a coveted Stouffers-Token.

 

[Calcium]

I'll PM 4 people the list of six who received a coveted Stouffers-Token.

At this point I really hope you aren't sending anything to anyone. That'd be great.

 

[Kadayi]

How do we know that anyone who says they have one has a genuine one? They need to be EFTs, so we can be sure.

 

[Stouffers]

How do we know that anyone who says they have one has a genuine one? They need to be EFTs, so we can be sure.

The reason it took a day to send out all six is because I fapped to each and every one. That's what makes them special. Anyone can duplicate the token, but if I haven't spilt my seed to it, it's absolutely worthless and therefor so are you.

 

[Kadayi]

The reason it took a day to send out all six is because I fapped to each and every one. That's what makes them special. Anyone can duplicate the token, but if I haven't spilt my seed to it, it's absolutely worthless and therefor so are you.

'Preggos, I jizzed to'
It's a novel take on the EFT I'll grant you that much. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[slugbahr]

I did not get one.

Does that mean that I'm a somewhat decent human being after all?

Stop with the fucking lies, you fuckin lying motherfucking liar!

 

[GymWolf]

I always confuse him with the other guy with a rodent as an avatar so i suspect of not being between the 6.

But i like both rodents so...

 

[SpartanN92]

What the fuck is this @Stouffers "affection token" in my inbox??? I don't fucking want it.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

What the fuck is this @Stouffers "affection token" in my inbox??? I don't fucking want it.

So, you lactate?

 

[Calcium]

So, you lactate?

If he didn't before he certainly does now. That token changes people.

 

[DESTROYA]

So, you lactate?

Thats not milk on the Token.....

 

[Stouffers]

If he didn't before he certainly does now. That token changes people.

 

[and 3 others]

I keep reading bitter as 'butter'

 

[and 3 others]

So, you lactate?

 

[CloudNull]

Fucking gold. I've never seen this jif.

 

[SpartanN92]

So, you lactate?

I prefer the term "Chest Feeding"

 

[slugbahr]

I keep reading bitter as 'butter'

What do you read 'butter' as?

 

[and 3 others]

What do you read 'butter' as?

Better...

 

[slugbahr]

Better...

That raises an even better question ...

 

[and 3 others]

That raises an even better question ...

Ah yes, the butter question.

 

[regawdless]

Another amazing thread by @King of Foxes

 

[and 3 others]

Another amazing thread by @King of Foxes

Duder won't be back for a few.

 

[Kadayi]

Duder won't be back for a few.

He's hit his ideal post count

 

[El Rey]

Don't know why this thread came out in my recommended but I gotta say this, I love you Stilt, but fuck I hate your horrific avatar. Also I did not receive a Stouffers token so I hope he gets herpes from a toilet seat.

 

[and 3 others]

Fucking gold. I've never seen this jif.

Hold on a fucking minute, how did I miss this? A "jif"? Explain!

 

[CloudNull]

Hold on a fucking minute, how did I miss this? A "jif"? Explain!

Apparently the creator of gifs said he wanted it be pronounced that way.

I appreciate all your jifs mate.

 

[Calcium]

Apparently the creator of gifs said he wanted it be pronounced that way.

I appreciate all your jifs mate.

It's gif. JIF is a peanut butter. That guy can go fuck himself.

 

[miona's shoulder monkey]

is the name supposed to be read "stuff her"?