[LtGoose]

 

[Dacon]

 

[DonDonDonPata]

 

[Yawnson]

 

[DonDonDonPata]

 

[LtGoose]

 

[LtGoose]

 

[Yawnson]

 

[AJUMP23]

I laughed.

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[LtGoose]

 

[regawdless]

 

[MetalAlien]

The predatrix or the Duras sisters?

 

[Stouffers]

The predatrix or the Duras sisters?

If you've ever broken or sprained your dick, there's no way youd want to fuck a Klingon

 

[DonDonDonPata]

If you've ever broken or sprained your dick, there's no way youd want to fuck a Klingon

Whatever man. Small dick energy.

 

[LtGoose]

 

[Stouffers]

Whatever man. Small dick energy.

Safe-dicking is smart-dicking. Some women think they can just ground-pound your goomba with reckless abandon.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Grisham]

 

[LtGoose]

 

[LtGoose]

 

[LtGoose]

 

[LtGoose]

 

[LtGoose]

 

[Grisham]

 

[cryptoadam]

 

[DESTROYA]

Based kid , too bad it isn't real

 

[cryptoadam]

 

[DESTROYA]

She's waking up with two Black eyes tomorrow ( thats Eyes not guys well maybe WTF do I know )

 

[LtGoose]

 

[poodaddy]

Welp....as someone who got divorced at 22, can confirm the veracity of this statement.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Spiders]

 

[Stouffers]

You have also all but guaranteed a retarded/autistic child. Congrats.

 

[poodaddy]

You have also all but guaranteed a retarded/autistic child. Congrats.

There's a 0.4% chance of having an autistic child if you wait till your thirties.....

 

[Spiders]

There's a 0.4% chance of having an autistic child if you wait till your thirties.....

I got freaked out and looked that up too lol

 

[Stouffers]

After 35, you're almost guaranteed to birth a retarded child.

 

[Stilton Disco]

After 35, you're almost guaranteed to birth a retarded child.

In fairness that's true for most people under 35 too.

 

[Stopped_Cold_29]

In fairness that's true for most people under 35 too.

Only if you're a retard to begin with.

 

[LtGoose]