Thread: Xbox Games Showcase 2024 / Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 Direct June 9th: 10a PT/1p ET/6p BST/7p CEST
Trying to catch up now, quick thoughts:

- Doom looks totally insane over the top, pretty cool but also not really Doom anymore.
- That Dragon Age game looks super woke and gay as shit.
- Expedition 33 not for me, but doesn't look like a train wreck
- South of Midnight Jesus Christ hahaha
- That MGS Remake looks cool as heck tbh!
- Flintlock looks stiff and woke as fuck, which it is they changed the main character after some DEI consulting
- Perfect Dark, dunno can't really say much
- Hahaha Fable, some more ugly as fuck DEI fantasy but visuals will be awesome I think
- Weird ass Mixtape game
- Life is Strange more retard shit
- Indie looks promising please don't fuck it up
- What's that Wuchang game? I'm in for the hot but strong female NGL
- Avowed not for me
- Atomfall super weird, not my jam but at least they're trying someting "new", didn't resonate with me though
- AC Shadows yeah hell naw
- STALKER 2 please be good! Game looks solid, hope the insane development and everything that went into didn't hurt it too much
- Gears yes sure, show me some gameplay you have my attention
- CoD sp campaign might be fun
 
They definitely pivoted from their original concept for nu-Fables, pretty sure it was meant be actually about fables and folktales, now its back to Albion but they kept the atrocious gorilla girl protag. I bet Xbox told them to pivot but DEI and devs haggled to keep their ugly woman.

To be fair they didn't have her do that snaggle tooth thing that made her look like Taika Waititi in a wig this time thankfully
 
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Lots of games but as everyone says woman or black woman or black dudes. You can tell something is a remake because it has a white male protagonist.
I am willing to bet the leader from dragon age that they didn't show is a black woman with huge afro.
Gears 6 looks cool was expecting a 95 lb Asian woman to save Marcus. Loved the little nod to Mad World but I am skeptical that the game will follow the OG cast and not insert a gaggle of woman into the game. Maybe we see Marcus backstory about how he was really a transman in a gay relationship with the aliens...
 
Doom looked sick too. It's weird because I keep forgetting that they own all this shit. My brain is like "That's third party, and that's third party," but they're not anymore.

Doesn't really matter, its on ps5 too lol.

The audacity of these idiots to try selling us more consoles when nobody is buying them anymore and they obviously don't give a fuck, is astounding lol
 
- Weird ass Mixtape game
- Life is Strange more retard shit

The WIerd Assed Mix Tape game looked kind of cool. Like a cross between Dazed and Confused and the Smashing Pumpkins 1979 Video



I dig that kind of vibe.

I've a fondness for the first Life is Strange Game and the Prequel Deck Nine did was also pretty good (the sequel was dire though). I'm curious in that by bringing Max back, I wonder if that implies they have a canon ending for the first game, which either had you save the town from a cataclysm or ride off into the sunset with Chloe (AKA the scumbag option). Going to be interesting to see people talking about that aspect at least.
 
Did anyone actually like Dragon Age's reveal? That looked pretty awful IMO.

It looked fucking awful. Honestly given how long they've been working on it, I'm astounded at the frankly wanky art direction they've gone for. I can't say I cared that much for DA:I as a game but it at least looked half decent, this though is the sort of like some sort of WoW knockoff artstyle.
 
Most Anticipated Out of Nowhere Game:
Expedition 33/French Persona 5

Most Metal As Fuck:
Doom: Dark Ages
Metal Gear Solid 3: Delta

Looks Good:
Age of Mythology Retold

Expected to be shit but actually looks interesting:
Fable
South from Midnight

Underwhelming
Perfect Dark
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle

Taking a Lord of Hells Soul Stone with no plan ends up with predictable results:
Diablo IV: Vassal of Hatred

All the signs and dev hell were known, but still most Disappointing Game:
Dragon Age: The Veilguard

Was waiting for Asian woman to smash the stone into her forehead.
 
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Pretty disappointed in perfect dark. I only played the original and not the part on Xbox l. To me it feels like they didn't understand that source material and the 'trashy' charm it had. This was soulless and the guys with the helmets.. my first thought was is this haze 2?
Plus Joana dark looks like shit, the face.. you know it's a 2024 game. M. Where's the tight leather bodysuit?
 
Oh my... Dragon Age looks even worse than I imagined it would. I expected DEI & wokeness, but they've just gone and completely Marvelized it, too. Sincerity is dead and this franchise is cooked.

It really sucks how LGBTQ+ Redditors have come to completely dominate almost everything in the fantasy space.

Yeah the Art style was terrible. I don't know WTF Bioware were thinking. Esp given they made Anthem which despite everything looked pretty good visually.
 
Indiana Jones looks awful. Mad uncanny valley, gameplay looks whack, but I think the worst thing was the overlong cutscene. Could they not even be bothered to try and emulate the cinematography? Dutch angles!? FFS

…it looked like a video game cutscene. Skin suit stuff.



Also for film dorks, a great video by CinemaStix "when the director is reeeally good at their job" is about blocking in Indiana Jones.
 
Wow, they're really going for that female gamer demographic huh? Good luck with that MS. It seemed like 90 percent of the games had a woman voice over with a female protagonist. I think there were two white males, maybe two of you count Doom guy. Games are currently being made by lesbians for lesbians.

I can't believe that the laughably ugly mixed race chick is the hero of Fable. I thought that maybe that was just a little teaser from months ago showing random people from the Fable universe. I REALLY can't believe they went with that hideous beast. (And Hollywood is in love with the super weird looking mixed girl with crazy frizzed out hair. Every other movie or TV show, one pops up.). All of my excitement for that game is completely gone. I will never play that shit.

Dragon Age looked like a medieval Red Fall. Each character was more diverse than the next. Take your neon gay purple shit and fuck off. Another one where any interest I had was blown to bits.

Indiana Jones looked horrendous. We all know it's being made by super gays but WTF!! The villain doing a little dance and OF COURSE the woman saving Indy. Another one, all interest gone.

Perfect Dark looked 10 years old. It will never come out, and if it does, it will be sent to die.

Doom looked good. Stalker looked good. Everything else was some broad telling us about her struggles and overcoming it or gay. YUCK!! Fuck MS, fuck consoles. I give this an F with a sprinkle of rat shit and aids on top.
 
Wow, they're really going for that female gamer demographic huh? Good luck with that MS. It seemed like 90 percent of the games had a woman voice over with a female protagonist. I think there were two white males, maybe two of you count Doom guy. Games are currently being made by lesbians for lesbians.

I can't believe that the laughably ugly mixed race chick is the hero of Fable. I thought that maybe that was just a little teaser from months ago showing random people from the Fable universe. I REALLY can't believe they went with that hideous beast. (And Hollywood is in love with the super weird looking mixed girl with crazy frizzed out hair. Every other movie or TV show, one pops up.). All of my excitement for that game is completely gone. I will never play that shit.

Dragon Age looked like a medieval Red Fall. Each character was more diverse than the next. Take your neon gay purple shit and fuck off. Another one where any interest I had was blown to bits.

Indiana Jones looked horrendous. We all know it's being made by super gays but WTF!! The villain doing a little dance and OF COURSE the woman saving Indy. Another one, all interest gone.

Perfect Dark looked 10 years old. It will never come out, and if it does, it will be sent to die.

Doom looked good. Stalker looked good. Everything else was some broad telling us about her struggles and overcoming it or gay. YUCK!! Fuck MS, fuck consoles. I give this an F with a sprinkle of rat shit and aids on top.

Next Microsoft system called XX Box confirmed. #stunningandbrave
 
DOOM looks fucking dope.. NGL. I wonder where it will land in the 2008 v. Eternal schism. Couldn't really tell from the trailer.

Hope they reveal Doomguy is a girl.
 
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Joanna Dark with those serious David Coulthard vibes.

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Absolutely stunning if Scottish men with square jaws are your thing.
 
Strong women have to be ugly I guess



But the 2 black ones on the right are men. Good looking men but men.

Just makes you wonder that there is some Sweet Baby Inc DEI hire that looks at the female character designs and requires extensive redesigns probably multiple times over until they are ugly and manly. Like I imagine the meetings and they show the design and some blue hair is like less boobs broader shoulders wider chin. Then 2 weeks later their like I SAID WIDER CHIN!. 10 design meetings later and they send feedback noted make the ass flater and the jawline wider .. like you really have to have someone up your ass nagging you to make these female characters as ugmo as possible.
 
Well, I refuse to watch this shite live so I'll just watch a select few trailers and give my impressions on them.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Oy vey. I thought Dragon Age was supposed to be LOTR but with more blood and sex? When did it turn into the fucking Avengers? Christ this looks like Tumblr art come to life. Will somebody at EA please off Bioware now?
Avowed - Every new trailer that comes out for this game just looks worse and worse. Whoever did the art design ought to be sacked. I feel bad for Obsidian.
Fable - You know, if they actually made the protagonist a hot chick, this trailer wouldn't look so bad. I like the humor and the actor playing Humphrey. Can anyone clue who the actor is?
Clair Obscur: Expidition 33 - Huh. What's this? It looks like a next gen turn based JRPG. And the characters look like they haven't gone through the DEI grinder. I'm intrigued to say the least.
Perfect Dark - Never played the original, so I'm not really hyped for this like others are. But the trailer looked interesting and the gameplay looks pretty clever. Whether or not it'll actually play like that remains to be seen.
Wuchang: Fallen Feathers - A soulsbourne in a Chinese setting. My only question is whether this was made by Westerners, since the main character looks hot and hasn't been hit with a DEI stick. Perhaps it's a Chinese game? Still, not for me.
South of Midnight - Ew. Normally I'm intrigued by the Bayou setting, but this looks horrendous. Gameplay reminds me of Kena: Bridge of Spirits but with none of the that title's beautiful art style.
Assassin's Creed Shadows - *sighs* It's remarkable how Ubisoft failed to capture the feel of feudal Japan with this gameplay trailer. Something about the architecture and environments just doesn't sell you on the setting like Sucker Punch did with Ghost of Tsushima. This for me was the biggest failing of this trailer, aside from the big black man mowing down samurai.
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater - OH HELL YEAH. That looked really good. A proper next gen remake of Metal Gear Solid 3. Wonder though if they'll update the gameplay? Still, amazing looking trailer.
 
You know, just thinking more about this show and I really can't stand the current state of gaming. I've been buying consoles and games for over twenty years. Thousands of dollars given to this industry (I even bought the PSVR2 lol). How do these companies repay people like me, they tell us we're not welcome anymore. They got to where they are off our dollars and they have the fucking nerve to make games staring a bunch of ugly lesbians.

They chastise us for wanting to see an uncensored attractive female. They mock us when we complain about changes to dialogue. I don't have a big enough "FUCK YOU" for this industry right now. I hope more and more studios close because we know they're filled with DEI hires. The good developers will still make good games. I have enough of a backlog to last me the rest of my life. Just like Hollywood, modern gaming is toast.