What are the biggest simp songs out there?

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Was driving in the car, listening to the radio. This song played and I was reminded how many fucking embarrassing simp songs are out there.

Our bro Mario here got cheated on but simps so hard, going full cringe, saying he just doesn't want to hear about it, she has to keep hiding her cheating because his heart can't take it.

I just can't believe this, man
It's just another night of these thoughts
Can't get this out of my head
Yeah
Somebody said they saw you
The person you were kissing wasn't me
And I would never ask you
I just kept it to myself
I don't wanna know
If you're playin' me, keep it on the low
'Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if you're creepin', please don't let it show
Oh, baby, I don't wanna know
Oh, oh, baby
I think about it when I hold you
When lookin' in your eyes, I can't believe
I don't need to know the truth
Baby, keep it to yourself
I don't wanna know
If you're playin' me, keep it on the low
'Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if you're creepin', please don't let it show
Oh, baby, I don't wanna know
Did he touch you better than me? (Touch you better than me)
Did he watch you fall asleep? (Watch you fall asleep, baby)
Did you show him all those things that you used to do to me? (Oh, do to me, baby)
If you're better off that way (better off that way)
Baby, all that I can say (all that I can say)
Just go on and do your thing and don't come back to me (oh, stay away from me, baby)

(rap part)

I don't wanna know
If you're playin' me, keep it on the low
'Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if you're creepin', please don't let it show
Oh, baby, I don't wanna know
If you're playin' me, keep it on the low
'Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if you're creepin', please don't let it show
Oh, baby, I don't wanna know
If you're playin' me, keep it on the low
'Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if you're creepin', please don't let it show
Oh, baby, I don't wanna know



What are other well known super simp songs? And why do these guys think it's a good idea?

Discuss and let's cringe together.
 
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No one simps like SlipKnot

"
She seems dressed in all the rings
Of past fatalaties
So fragile yet so devious
She continues to see it
Climatic hands that press
Her temples and my chest
Enter the night that she came home
Forever
Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad)
She is everything and more
The solemn hypnotic
My Dahlia bathed in possession
She is home to me
I get nervous, perverse, when I see her it's worse
But the stress is astounding
It's now or never she's coming home
Forever
Oh (she's the only one that makes me sad)
(Coming alive, she's coming alive)
Hard to say what caught my attention
Vixen crazy, aphid attraction
Carve my name in my face to recognize
Such a pheromone cult to terrorize
I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me"

 
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MetalAlien said:
No one simps like SlipKnot

"
She seems dressed in all the rings
Of past fatalaties
So fragile yet so devious
She continues to see it
Climatic hands that press
Her temples and my chest
Enter the night that she came home
Forever
Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad)
She is everything and more
The solemn hypnotic
My Dahlia bathed in possession
She is home to me
I get nervous, perverse, when I see her it's worse
But the stress is astounding
It's now or never she's coming home
Forever
Oh (she's the only one that makes me sad)
(Coming alive, she's coming alive)
Hard to say what caught my attention
Vixen crazy, aphid attraction
Carve my name in my face to recognize
Such a pheromone cult to terrorize
I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me"

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Corey is such a wuss
 
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DonDonDonPata said:


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"Baby come back, you can blame it all on me" lol

Stifler's Mom said:
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"There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone
I'll be gone"

Simply the king of simp songs.
Yeah, kill yourself because some broad left you.
Probably for some chad who treats her like shit.
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First time I heard this on the radio I almost threw up. Country song about not being a step dad but the dad who stepped up



He ain't got my smile, that don't bother me a bit
He's got somebody else's eyes I'm seeing myself in
I'm holding on to every moment, God knows I've missed a few
The day we met I knew I had some catching up to do

[Chorus]
He ain't my blood, ain't got my name
But if he did, I'd feel the same
I wasn't there for his first steps
But I ain't missed a ball game yet
And that ain't ever gonna change
I could never walk away
Yeah, he's my son and that's my choice
He ain't my blood but he's my, he's my boy
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OG simp anthem Why Can't We Be Friends


Ringo always played a convincing simp which is funny because he has a huge pecker and bagged himself a Bond girl. This is his best simp performance in my opinion. He simps for a girl who fucks the milkman and gypsies, begging her to come home.



Have you seen my baby on the avenue?
You know she's driving me crazy
With the funny things she do
I seen her with the milkman
Riding down the street
When you're through with my baby, milkman
Send her home to me

[Chorus]
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on
You know it's been so long
Since she has been gone
Hold on, hold on, hold on
[Verse 2]
I seen her with the gypsies, dancing in the woods
She's always been unfaithful to me
She's never been no good
I said, "please, don't talk to strangers, baby."
But she always do
She said, I'll talk to strangers if I want to
'Cause I'm a stranger too."
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Rock And Roll said:
First time I heard this on the radio I almost threw up. Country song about not being a step dad but the dad who stepped up





OG simp anthem Why Can't We Be Friends


Ringo always played a convincing simp which is funny because he has a huge pecker and bagged himself a Bond girl. This is his best simp performance in my opinion. He simps for a girl who fucks the milkman and gypsies, begging her to come home.

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Holy shit, didn't know about him and Barbara Bach.
Huge respect for him being the ugliest fucker in the band but scoring the biggest fish by a mile.
 
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Tal Bachman - She's So High


She's blood, flesh and bone
No tucks or silicone
She's touch, smell, sight, taste, and sound
But somehow I can't believe
That anything should happen
I know where I belong
And nothing's going to happen, yeah
'Cause she's so high
High above me
She's so lovely
She's so high
Like Cleopatra
Joan of Arc
Or Aphrodite
Da-da-da-da-da
She's so high
High above me
First class and fancy free
She's high society
She's got the best of everything
What could a guy like me
Ever really offer?
She's perfect as she can be
Why should I even bother?
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