Thread: Your Gaming Related Regrets - Bad Purchases Edition

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Thought it would be fun to tell the stories of buyers remorse in your gaming life. The industry is filled with absolute shady bull shit. And we certainly haven't always learned our lessons.

Maybe it was buying a console at launch (or buying it at all). Preordering a game. Investing time and money into a game that suddenly shut down services. Horse Armor. Gaming Accessories...

I feel pretty dumb buying the Xbox One at launch. I bought both the PS4 and Xbox One at launch. But fuck did I regret the Xbox One. To this day, I can't think of one positive about the Xbox One, other than I don't have it anymore.

I bought this Logitech Flight Stick with a stand to play Star Wars Squadron. Using the stick felt like such shit compared to the controller. I have used this Flight Stick once. Still sitting here and I haven't sold it or gave it away because I don't feel like seeing my Wife roll those eyes at me.

$60 No Mans Sky Preorder Digitally lol
 
Oh man... so many.

The most memorable one has to be The Bouncer, though. I remember being so excited for that game only to get it home and complete it in like an hour of relatively bland gameplay. Thankfully I was able to convince my mom to take me back to the store and return it immediately.
 
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Oh man... so many.

The most memorable one has to be The Bouncer, though. I remember being so excited for that game only to get it home and complete it in like an hour of relatively bland gameplay. Thankfully I was able to convince my mom to take me back to the store and return it immediately.
I felt that way with The 3rd Dino Crisis
 
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I bought anthem for full price day one

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Nothing for me will ever top "Fable". I believed everything Molineux said. Didn't read anything about it because I wanted to experience it for myself. Got a short, simple little action game that did not meet my expectations. He never let me down before that game.
 
Pre-ordering Cyberpunk. Honestly it's just such a disappointment. An empty shooting gallery devoid of life.
 
SimCity 2013, man what a complete and utter disappointment. I still can't believe how bad they managed to screw this up, especially in light of the success that was Cities Skylines.
 
SimCity 2013, man what a complete and utter disappointment. I still can't believe how bad they managed to screw this up, especially in light of the success that was Cities Skylines.

Sim City 4 is still the ultimate, though I will say that original Sim City runs it close. Cities Skylines is ok but didn't quite get me in the same way.
 
Oh no no :(

I agree on the camera though. The Japanese have weird problems with cameras. Surprisingly Kojima Productions aren't among them
I tried to persevere but that camera just blacking out the screen and resetting itself in enclosed spaces is unacceptable, I couldn't continue.
 
Oh man... so many.

The most memorable one has to be The Bouncer, though. I remember being so excited for that game only to get it home and complete it in like an hour of relatively bland gameplay. Thankfully I was able to convince my mom to take me back to the store and return it immediately.
I bought the Bouncer at launch and immediately regretted it as well. A little while after I purchased a Gamecube with Super Mario Sunshine. I remember playing for about five minutes, offering the control pad to my brother who was watching me play. He said "nah, I'm good."

At the time FFX was released, I was living in a remote rural town. There was only one shop that sold games and new releases were always a few weeks late. I went to check for FFX every day but after a week I gave in and bought Dynasty Warriors 2. Now that was a huge mistake.

Chaos Legion was another stinker. Played for about twenty minutes and traded it in a few days later.
 
I decided to give the Assassins Creed franchise another shot. Hadn't played any of them since Brotherhood or something.

I purchased AC Odyssey and had it in my backlog for a while. Then I read online that it's woke trash.
It's been sitting untouched ever since.
 
I decided to give the Assassins Creed franchise another shot. Hadn't played any of them since Brotherhood or something.

I purchased AC Odyssey and had it in my backlog for a while. Then I read online that it's woke trash.
It's been sitting untouched ever since.
I am thankful that buying the first Watch Dogs at launch allowed me not to buy the others even at discount :ROFLMAO:
 
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Guitar Hero II (PS2)
The assistant at the game store told me it would be the best £50 I ever spent.
I'm not even into rhythm games and stupidly bought it because it was so popular at the time.I ended up putting it on eBay a few months later.
 
Biggest one was probably Assassins Creed 3. Took 3 months until I could actually play the fucking broken mess. I preordered the special edition with the statue and shit. I was so fucking hyped and then loaded that piece of shit to find out it was completely broken. Mouths moved and words either didn't come out or they came out way too late so it looked like a bad dub. Frame rate skips galore and clipping. Never turned a game off so fucking quickly.
 
To me is a "didn't buy" remorse. I never bought a Switch when it had a good price in Brazil. Then, dollar price went to shit and I can't afford to have one now.
 
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Recently it is Fairy Tail on the Nintendo Switch. I wasn't familiar with the series and it just kind of starts the story in the middle of a story arc thinking you are familiar with everything. The game looks like shit and the performance is still horrible on the Switch. There's a constant stutter. The budget must have been really bad because tons of things are just missing. Some characters don't even have character models and just talk as a portrait from off screen. And all the maps were tiny. Battle system is kind of neat, but they made it super easy.
 
I think you might have read wrong on that one...
I don't think so. Maybe I got the name of the game wrong the. It was one of the recent Assassins Creed games. Can't remember which one now. But I'm pretty sure people say it's woke.
 
I don't think so. Maybe I got the name of the game wrong the. It was one of the recent Assassins Creed games. Can't remember which one now. But I'm pretty sure people say it's woke.

Huh... I wonder why. Because you can be gay with just about everyone and the media fawned over the female player character and "stan'd" her as the canonical protagonist for the game?
 
Huh... I wonder why. Because you can be gay with just about everyone and the media fawned over the female player character and "stan'd" her as the canonical protagonist for the game?

I think part of the problem is their allegation they are true to history but from what I understand the game heavily overstates the prevalence of things like female warriors. I dunno, though, just what I think I heard, it wouldn't bother me, personally.
 
I decided to give the Assassins Creed franchise another shot. Hadn't played any of them since Brotherhood or something.

I purchased AC Odyssey and had it in my backlog for a while. Then I read online that it's woke trash.
It's been sitting untouched ever since.
Outside of Kassandra being more arrogant and Alexios is more funny-dumb, I can't think of anything woke. This word is really misused.
 
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I bought a Xbox one just to play Forza Horizon 2. After a while I traded the console but kept the Forza Horizon 2 game.

The most recent one is when I sold my old PS2 just to buy Resident Evil 3 Remake day one. Man I miss my PS2 even though I can virtually play any PS2 game I like on PC.
 
Wolfenstein: The New Colossus.

Pre-ordered when the game was announced, because the New Order was a great entry into the IP. Experienced the 2015-2016 ramp up of politics and wokeism permeating everything, so much that everyone was being called a NAZI, well not everyone at this point, but everyone right of center. Saw that the game forces you into stealth, even though the last game rewarded you with balls out double fisting guns ablazing. Subverting BJ's character and all the silliness that comes off like a Robin DiAngelo fever dream has soured me on any future Wolfenstein games that continued in this timeline. I bought the DLC ahead of time, like a big ol' dummy...so there's that as well.

Recent regret.

*TLDR; Call of Duty Black Ops IV.

I haven't played a Call of Duty game since Black Ops II. I enjoy the COD series, wish they would spend more time building the campaign, blah blah blah..same old same old (I have to give propers to Respawn for making the Titan Fall 2 campaign such a fun romp - best COD ever!!!). Which is why I stopped patronizing the series. Yearly $50 releases that puts both feet into multiplayer and campaign, where they expect the game to live on its multiplayer aspect, deflates my excitement when I spend most of my time offline. I tend not to play online multiplayer shooters, because I have a job and I do not have the free time to tier up and git gud with all the kids who have that luxury.

A co-worker got me to buy COD: Cold War based on one video, that being the Zombie Outbreak mode. For reasons I have explained elsewhere, it hits that Left 4 Dead COOPERATION multiplayer mode that I do enjoy. Added bonus that you have a sort of goal to continue to tier up, upgrade perks and weapons; all which are available across the Warzone mode, Zombies or otherwise. So, I played the campaign mode first. Yeah, this is pretty good. I miss this stuff...being a Billy Bad-Ass running, gunning, creepy CIA cover ops stuff....good pulpy game play with enough Cold War era nostalgia to make me rewatch movies like: Rambo, War Games, Iron Eagle, Dr. Strangelove, etc..

Still reading? Good, I have a point and we are getting there.

Anyways, on the off time that I am not feeling social enough to rip around Zombies Outbreak, I had a longing for more Call of Duty single player campaigns...which are now cheap since each yearly release makes the previous obsolete, for the most part. So I go on eBay and buy WWII. Yeah, this is the stuff that made me interested in the series in the first place. Put that on my shelf, for later, because I bought Infinite Warfare for $3.99. Shipping was more than the game and I spent all day playing the campaign, stopping right after you take control of the Mons Olympus and wreck the SDF's faces all over Mars. Sci-Fi Blasty McShooty that is entertaining. Great single player campaign, no regrets. They did a darn good job with that Ethan (E3N) robot...this is why I enjoy playing games.

Well, before going to bed, I look up what other Call of Duty Xbox One versions are out there that I missed, so I buy Black Ops III and Black Ops IV, because well I need my single player campaign experience. I settle in for the night wake up and that all seeing eye of google adsense is pushing all sorts of media from older Call of Duty games. I watch some trailers that I never saw, getting pumped....yeah, buying older games for cheap prices, so as to take the sting out of shorter campaigns. I am feeling like I got one over on Activision.

Wait, what is this? Black Ops IV has no single player campaign? I don't even have the ebay listing delivered and I regret it.

Oh, Is the new Modern Warfare 2019 (not the repaint of the first game) worth playing? Any others I should consider outside of the ones I have listed here?
 
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Some more...
Warhawk (PS3)
Got this as part of a bundle with my launch PS3. Wish I picked Ridge Racer 7 instead.

Pro Evolution Soccer 4 (PS2) and FIFA 10 (PS3)
Tried to get into football games through PES4 and FIFA 10. Took the purchase of both games to make me realise I will never like football or football games.

Monster Hunter (PS2)
Got the first game when it launched back in the early 2000s. Didn't like the combat engine, art direction and small in-game text. I think I ended up retuning it to the store within two weeks.
 
I think part of the problem is their allegation they are true to history but from what I understand the game heavily overstates the prevalence of things like female warriors. I dunno, though, just what I think I heard, it wouldn't bother me, personally.

Jeez, I would hope Ubisoft never claimed to be historically accurate. I love the Assassin's Creed games, because there aren't many other big budget games out there that let you play around in historical settings, but all of them are completely fantastical theme park versions of the events and periods they cover.
 
Jeez, I would hope Ubisoft never claimed to be historically accurate. I love the Assassin's Creed games, because there aren't many other big budget games out there that let you play around in historical settings, but all of them are completely fantastical theme park versions of the events and periods they cover.
They do aim for it, they want to make games where the crazier stuff COULD HAVE happened because it's stuff that occurs quietly. They've gotten worse, though, and some of it isn't just "hey, we messed up" it's more clear they're doing their little agenda from their depiction of Cleopatra to the way they depict female involvement in Greek armies like Greece was some bastion of progressivism.
 
From the standpoint of the Mediterranean, I think if there were women who were fighting on equal footing with guys of any significant numbers, we would have heard about it from either Tacitus or all the stuff recorded regarding the Gladiator Games in the Coliseums around the Roman Empire and Provinces.
 
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