[Stouffers]

In the sheets. A few on the pillows.. all over the bathtub walls.. a long one on the toilet seat. Every fucking hotel is absolutely covered in maid hair. How hairy are these women? Why are they shedding so much?

@King of Foxes and I will be opening up our own hotel chain cleaned only by women with end-stage alopecia.

This shit needs to end.

 

[WesternBlood]

What? Are you staying in weird roadside goat barns?

 

[Bullet Club]

What kind of hair?

 

[Stouffers]

What? Are you staying in weird roadside goat barns?

Mostly Hilton properties.

 

[and 3 others]

I gotta find my Soul Maid.

 

[Grinchy]

It's a pretty brilliant strategy for a cereal killer. Work in a hotel. Leave your hairs in every single room you clean. If you get sloppy after one of your kills and leave a hair behind on accident, you can just say it must have been one of the people who stayed at the hotel you work at.

Say they must have taken your hair from one of the rooms you cleaned There'd be a long list of people staying at the hotel around the time of the murder, and when they search the rooms at the hotel, they will find your hairs everywhere. So someone could have definitely picked one up to frame you.

 

[regawdless]

Most hotels I've been in have been fine. But at home, my BELOVED wifes hair is fucking everywhere. You can't escape it.

 

[Bullet Club]

The maid:

 

[Ornlu]

It's them Hispanic girl arm-hairs.

 

[Cravis]

Are they secretly cat people? Half human/half cat hybrids sent from the future to destroy us but ended up having to take low wage hotel maid positions to make ends meet.

 

[DESTROYA]

Are they secretly cat people? Half human/half cat hybrids sent from the future to destroy us but ended up having to take low wage hotel maid positions to make ends meet.

This is definitely not a European thing as I recently flew to Greece and Germany and all the hotel rooms were spotless and hair free.

 

[King of Foxes]

Thanks @Stouffers , very insightful as always.

Well guys i would like to thank for your time today, i will try not to take up too much of your time as you know this close to month end closure we all have a lot to finish up.

To elaborate on what my colleague presented, we are indeed opening a hotel that caters to the distinguished gentleman, a man with fine taste, a man who can truly appreciate a bald head rubbed against his scrotum.

We have a host of rooms, The Deluxo where you and your special someone can enjoy a Roman getaway. The Mccain bungalow where you and the family can enjoy a nice holiday apart. And the plastic fantastic, a scat lovers dream come true.

We just know you will love it as much as we don't. Can't wait to see you there! Your first stay features a complimentary shaved Guatemalan lady or boy, free of charge!

 

[Stouffers]

Thanks @Stouffers , very insightful as always.

Well guys i would like to thank for your time today, i will try not to take up too much of your time as you know this close to month end closure we all have a lot to finish up.

To elaborate on what my colleague presented, we are indeed opening a hotel that caters to the distinguished gentleman, a man with fine taste, a man who can truly appreciate a bald head rubbed against his scrotum.

We have a host of rooms, The Deluxo where you and your special someone can enjoy a Roman getaway. The Mccain bungalow where you and the family can enjoy a nice holiday apart. And the plastic fantastic, a scat lovers dream come true.

We just know you will love it as much as we don't. Can't wait to see you there! Your first stay features a complimentary shaved Guatemalan lady or boy, free of charge!

While you were at your weekly Brazilian waxing, the board voted to scrap the "Plastic Fantastic." Phil made a good point that half the fun of scat play is embedding your feces in hard-to-clean upholstery.. if everything's covered in plastic, the experience would be diminished. We've agreed to table it for now and circle back around once we've conducted more research into advanced scotch-guarding technology.

 

[Calcium]

What the marketing says...

We just know you will love it as much as we don't. Can't wait to see you there! Your first stay features a complimentary shaved Guatemalan lady or boy, free of charge!

What you get...

We just know you will love it as much as we don't. Can't wait to see you there! Your first stay features a complimentary shaved Guatemalan lady or boy, free of charge!

Don't trust 'em, fellas.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

How do you know it's the maids? Could be Bruno from maintenance goes in after the maid's clean up, cranks the heat and then does an hour or two of naked hot yoga.