Thread: When you fap, do you make use of porn material or do you just use your imagination?

How do you fap?

  • Only porn

    Votes: 4 30.8%
  • Mostly porn

    Votes: 5 38.5%
  • Mostly imagination

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Only imagination

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • Using a Mirror

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Total voters
    13

FactsAreDead

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Hey everyone, this is my first brap-thread, so be nice :>

Basically something I wonder from times to times: Do most people look at pictures, videos etc. to masturbate? Or do most people imagine to have sex with whoever they like to fantasize about?

For me, I basically NEVER look at porn. At most I look at some hentai to get me "up", but after that point I start to create fantasy scenarios in my head. After all, no matter how hot Scarlett Johansson is, banging that history teacher I had back in school will always be the hotter scenario ;>

So, how's it with you? Are you porn-guys or are you fantasy-guys?
 
Pre wife and marriage, it was mostly imagination and I dated a lot so I didn't really watch porn that often.
 
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Tldr
 
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I would bet almost anything that every single person going back to like gen x uses masturbatory aids without fail, unless it's like an emergency tug and you actually have no access to such things, but how often does that happen in the age of the smartphone?
 
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Using ASCII Picard art is next level
 
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That saying is really quite dumb. Does anyone buy boxes of mystery chocolates? Even ones with a variety generally have a legend showing you which are which.
 
That saying is really quite dumb. Does anyone buy boxes of mystery chocolates? Even ones with a variety generally have a legend showing you which are which.

Maybe his box didn't? Maybe back then they didn't have the benefit of a legend detailing everything, he was born in the 1940's into a rather poor family. There's a possibility that a cheap box of chocolate didn't have a legend, so it was always a mystery/surprise.

That's just my opinion about it.

You're going to get chocolate
Chocolate does sound nice but I just brushed my teeth.
 
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Maybe his box didn't? Maybe back then they didn't have the benefit of a legend detailing everything, he was born in the 1940's into a rather poor family. There's a possibility that a cheap box of chocolate didn't have a legend, so it was always a mystery/surprise.

That's just my opinion about it.

Also, let's not forget that he was retarded.
 
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Maybe his box didn't? Maybe back then they didn't have the benefit of a legend detailing everything, he was born in the 1940's into a rather poor family.

Who knows, the point is it has no relevance to our modern culture because we do not have an experience that makes it ring true, but people still use the phrase because it sounds like quaint wisdom. It's really just retarded I think.

Also, let's not forget that he was retarded.

We're talking about the mother, I have suspicions.
 
Who knows, the point is it has no relevance to our modern culture because we do not have an experience that makes it ring true, but people still use the phrase because it sounds like quaint wisdom. It's really just retarded I think.
Yeah if you're using it as some sort of wisdom or piece of advice, but honestly I was only using it as joke, comparing a random box of chocolates to random thots on Tinder who may or may not have random STD's.
 
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Maybe the mother meant getting a box of chocolates as a gift from someone.

Or it's a retarded movie, and some shit doesn't make sense if you think about it.
 
I just realized that my insistence on having a "wildest masturbation place" thread got me permed on GAF, while I don't even care that much about the topic.
 
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Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes?



the man is a shaman and the chocolates = imperfect or unknown information

maybe not tho
 
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