[cryptoadam]

Russian Woman Weighing 224 Pounds Accused Of Killing Her Husband By Suffocating Him With Her Butt

A Russian woman Tatyana O. has reportedly been convicted of killing her husband, and she allegedly used her butt to do it.

dailycaller.com

ussian woman has reportedly been convicted of killing her husband, and she allegedly used her butt to do it.


According to the New York Post, a local media report cited by East2West claims that Tatyana O. suffocated her husband Aidar to death using her butt during an argument in Novokuznetsk, Russia.

The woman weighs 224 pounds, and was eventually convicted of causing death by negligence, according to the same report

Please commence all Butt puns and jokes below...

 

[regawdless]

Classic assassination.

 

[GymWolf]

How the fuck do you kill someone during an argument with your ass??
I mean i can understand sitting on someone during sex and suffocating him, but during an argument?? Did she trapped him against a wall with her huge ass in his face?!

 

[Arc]

Dramatic recreation of the man’s last moments on Earth:

 

[GymWolf]

Expectations

Reality

 

[teezzy]

What a weird species we are lmao

 

[WesternBlood]

Theme song for a murderer:

 

[Nikana]

Expectations



Reality

What in gods name...

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

How does one even begin to ASSess the sheer stupidity of the events described in the OP, is beyond me

 

[WesternBlood]

It's Russia. How many liter's of Vodka were involved?

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

In his last moments he saw a bright light at the end of the tunnel, which gave him hope as it meant the last guy found the flashlight.

 

[Stouffers]

In soviet Russia, Dat Ass hits you.

 

[Yoshi]

I am not fond of big butts actually. The story in the op being one of the lesser reasons for that.

 

[DESTROYA]

I bet he didn’t see a light at the end of a tunnel.

 

[Stilton Disco]

I'm sure she didn't intend for him to die, just make him feel an arsehole in the situation.

I am not fond of big butts actually. The story in the op being one of the lesser reasons for that.

And this, quite honeslty. Shape is more important than size.

 

[rykomatsu]

What in gods name...

About a min and a bit in.

 

[brap]

She looks like she's got one of those big flat cottage cheese asses.

 

[slugbahr]

I liiiked biiig ... butts,
bu'now I'm gonna die