Thread: We all like Big Butts, but not like this, not like this

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ussian woman has reportedly been convicted of killing her husband, and she allegedly used her butt to do it.


According to the New York Post, a local media report cited by East2West claims that Tatyana O. suffocated her husband Aidar to death using her butt during an argument in Novokuznetsk, Russia.

The woman weighs 224 pounds, and was eventually convicted of causing death by negligence, according to the same report



Please commence all Butt puns and jokes below...
 
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How the fuck do you kill someone during an argument with your ass??
I mean i can understand sitting on someone during sex and suffocating him, but during an argument?? Did she trapped him against a wall with her huge ass in his face?!
 
In his last moments he saw a bright light at the end of the tunnel, which gave him hope as it meant the last guy found the flashlight.