This is a space for those of us who are slightly above the rest of you. This is where the elites among us congregate in comfort with the most luxurious amenities to discuss how content we are and how easily we sleep now that we have secured our Nintendo Switch 2 units while the riff raff scrambles down below for any crumbs of hope.
Grab some free food from the buffet and have some free drinks from the open bar. We have about 6 weeks of relaxation on our hands, so buckle up. It'll be a long wait, but we can express our hype together while sleeping like babies knowing that we didn't fumble the ball when the clock struck midnight. We acted. And we acted quickly. The lesser beings among us had too much Doritos dust jammed in their keyboards.
What games are you most hyped for? What features? What Switch 1 upgrades are tickling your fancy? What new stuff do you wanna see? What issues are bugging you? Those of us who actually made it in to the exclusive night club can discuss these things with actual reality since we will be Switch 2 owners on June 5. The rest of the trash of our society can only discuss these things on a fantasy level because they didn't know how to put in a simple online order for a product.
On a side note, I have worked tirelessly with the admins to create restrictions for this thread. You can't post in it unless you have at least one confirmed preorder for the Switch 2. Try it! You'll get the warning message if you don't have a preorder and your post won't go through. It's very advanced code that took us 6 months to create together. I did most of the work and then the admins took all the credit because they're white men and that's what white men do. But I still wanted to create this space for those of us who are better than the rest.
Grab some free food from the buffet and have some free drinks from the open bar. We have about 6 weeks of relaxation on our hands, so buckle up. It'll be a long wait, but we can express our hype together while sleeping like babies knowing that we didn't fumble the ball when the clock struck midnight. We acted. And we acted quickly. The lesser beings among us had too much Doritos dust jammed in their keyboards.
What games are you most hyped for? What features? What Switch 1 upgrades are tickling your fancy? What new stuff do you wanna see? What issues are bugging you? Those of us who actually made it in to the exclusive night club can discuss these things with actual reality since we will be Switch 2 owners on June 5. The rest of the trash of our society can only discuss these things on a fantasy level because they didn't know how to put in a simple online order for a product.
On a side note, I have worked tirelessly with the admins to create restrictions for this thread. You can't post in it unless you have at least one confirmed preorder for the Switch 2. Try it! You'll get the warning message if you don't have a preorder and your post won't go through. It's very advanced code that took us 6 months to create together. I did most of the work and then the admins took all the credit because they're white men and that's what white men do. But I still wanted to create this space for those of us who are better than the rest.
