Celebrate right god damn now.
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DonDonDonPata
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someone find chloe moretz as a maid taking orders for drinks.
I've heard the first to 10,000 wins and Resetera got to 10,000 before this site even existed, so I guess we should all start posting there.
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I would but I heard you gotta chop your weiner off to post there.
You've been listening to the bigots, then. There's no chopping a dick off...
It's more like you get it kinda sliced open, you create a wound in the region, and then you invert the old skin tube and have it shoved up inside you. Then you keep the wound artificially open and unhealed and tell people the blood and pus are your period because you're a real woman now. Your ballsack can be used to make lips. And if a guy doesn't want to go down on that, then get him fired from his job. What doesn't sound good about that?
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I was told there'd be hors d'oeuvres.
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should I post a tasteful photo of a lusty preggo in every thread 5,001 - 10,000?
Calcium
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I'm insulted that you have to ask.
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