Thread: The Witcher: Season 3 | Official Teaser

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Hopefully one of you can waste your time on this shit and amuse us with how unwatchable it has gotten.

well Im not wasting time with this I'm gonna go watch "that time I was reincarnated as a teenage mutant ninja turtle and became a god" instead. I'll let you know if its any good. It's on it's second Season right now so It's sure to Be as exciting as "that time I was reincarnated as black paint and forced Others to watch me dry" was so it'll be great!
 
I'll only watch it because it's Henry Cavill's final outing as Geralt of Rivia. Fuck Netflix and the showrunners in turning this into a woke shitfest. Their lead actor was a fan of the books and games and committed to making it as authentic to the source material as best he could, and they shat all over his efforts.

After deviating so hard from the books in Season 2, I highly have doubts they'll suddenly turn back to win the fans. A lot of horrible shit happens in the subsequent novels, especially to Ciri, whom I doubt the feminazi showrunners are going to subject to such blatant humiliation. Watch them turn her into a girlboss here. A shame, because I like Freya Allan in the role.
 
This show has been middling at best. Cavil has been the only reason to watch it and I will tune in for his last season. This show is going to fall apart after that.
 

Ho-hum. Still underwhelmed to be honest. But I'll be probably still watch because it's Henry's last season. Man deserves big applause for sticking it out this long despite a bunch of moronic SJW showrunners ruining his dream role.
 
Oh for fucks sake, kill me now...


Basically, it will involve Ciri's planet hopping powers where she crosses into another dimension and finds a new, different looking Geralt so as to justify the recasting with Liam Hemsworth. Never mind the fact that Ciri didn't master this power until the very end of the novel cycle.

So yeah, fuck this writer's claim of it being 'lore accurate.'
 
Watched the first 2 episodes of this shite, and OMG what the fuck is this?

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They cast a plus sized whale as my favorite sorceress from The Witcher 3. Fuck you Netflix and your goddamn inclusive mandates on casting. Keira Metz deserved better.

The only good thing left in this season is Henry Cavill himself, and he's gone by the end of it.
 
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Watched the first 2 episodes of this shite, and OMG what the fuck is this?

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They cast a plus sized whale as my favorite sorceress from The Witcher 3. Fuck you Netflix and your goddamn inclusive mandates on casting. Keira Metz deserved better.

The only good thing left in this season is Henry Cavill himself, and he's gone by the end of it.

Netflix is now apparently casting Mc Donald's workers as actors.

That annoying face goddamn.
 
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Holy shite. And I thought the actress they cast as Yen was ugly. Talk about downgrades. White to brown. Beautiful to ugly. Hetero to homo. I'm actually surprised they didn't turn Geralt into a gelded dwarf.
 
I'm not even motivated to attempt to start this after hearing they made Dandelion/Jaskier a fucking homo who is gay for fucking Radovid, who should be a kid at this point.

They made the straightest guy in the series gay.
As someone who's not even a fan of Radovid in the games (I found him too one dimensionally evil and maniacal), I agree. Radovid's whole schtick is that he's a a young king forced to become hard and bitter because of all the backstabbing happening within the Northern Kingdoms plus the invasion of Nilfgaard. Turning him into some learned gay prince serves no purpose other than to signal that the writers desperately want to turn this turd of a show into their own version of Game of Thrones.

And yes, they've completely shitted on Jaskier/Dandelion's character at this point. Despite his whoremongering ways, Jaskier is one of the few genuine good guys in the setting and Geralt's moral compass when he needs it. A shame, cause I liked Joey Batey in the role.
 
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Oh wow. Just straight up admitting it now.


For the record, I liked Anya Chalotra as Yennefer in the first season, but she is NOT how I pictured the character.
 
Oh wow. Just straight up admitting it now.


For the record, I liked Anya Chalotra as Yennefer in the first season, but she is NOT how I pictured the character.

She realizes she's accomplishing the opposite by making diversity look like shit, right?

If you look at the twitter page for her and this article it's just a blanket of congratulations
 
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She realizes she's accomplishing the opposite by making diversity look like shit, right?

If you look at the twitter page for her and this article it's just a blanket of congratulations
Most likely they blocked out all the negative comments. I really hate the fact that social media allows you to do that. I mean come on, grow a fucking spine and deal with the criticism coming your way.

Or better yet, don't engage in social media at all and everyone wins.
 
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Oh wow. Just straight up admitting it now.


For the record, I liked Anya Chalotra as Yennefer in the first season, but she is NOT how I pictured the character.

I've changed my Netflix subscription to 'cancelled'. So mission accomplished?