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Tales of the Shire is Stardew Valley but with happy little hobbits

And not a Nazgûl in sight.



Lord of the Rings games tend to be full of conflict, whether you're a band of dwarves delving deep into Moria and fighting off orcs, or Gollum sneaking through Mordor and trying not to become dinner for its denizens. Tales of the Shire: A Lord of the Rings Game eschews all the grim stuff, though, instead offering players the chance to enjoy the chill life of a hobbit in the village of Bywater.

New Zealand special effects company Wētā Workshop—which was responsible for sets, costumes and beasties in the Lord of the Rings trilogy—teased the game last year, but the trailer above is our first proper look at its hobbit-themed life sim.

Cosy, wholesome vibes are very much the deal here. You'll make a hobbit "with an array of customisations", says Wētā, and then just do what hobbits (with the exception of the Baggins clan) do: decorate your hobbit hole, fish, forage, garden and bake pies. You'll be able to ingratiate yourself with your fellow hobbits, too, and "build relationships with the Bywater locals by helping them to build a garden, sharing one of the many daily hobbit meals, and more".

Your overarching goal will be to help Bywater achieve "official village status" by throwing a big party: the Bywater Festival. Maybe you'll be visited by a certain tall wizard, too. Otherwise, it looks like you'll just be enjoying a low-pressure holiday in a picturesque setting, which looks lovely and inviting no matter what the season.

Speaking of seasons, the passage of time will have an impact on your activities, letting you harvest seasonal crops and flowers, and introducing weather that "affects daily routines". Wētā also teases some "seasonal surprises". Beyond the village itself, you'll be able to search for secret glades and lost treasures—probably not magical weapons, though. As you work towards gussying up the village for the big festival, you'll net yourself rewards, and you'll also be able to get your hands on upgrades for your home, clothes and skills by trading with your fellow hobbits.

It'll be interesting to see how Wētā fleshes out the life of Middle-earth's diminutive inhabitants. Middle-earth Enterprises has given the developer the "broadest creative license to interpret the underlying lore of the books", so it has some flexibility in regards to how it presents them.

While we get to spend a bit of time in the Shire in the books, films and games, it exists mainly for contrast—an idyllic prologue to set the stakes before we go off on an orc-filled adventure. But I've always wanted to linger. Maybe have a smoke under a big tree. Steal a pie from a window sill. Thus, I find myself pretty eager to put down my enchanted sword and have a cosy little holiday instead.

There's no hard release date yet, but you can expect to take a trip to Bywater in the second half of 2024.

Source: PC Gamer
 
Got to the black hobbit and checked out.

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Everything in LOTR is specifically written to be an English mythological tale.

If they're making it diverse, they're more interested in virtue signaling than respecting the source material or my culture, people and history.

There's thousands of other games out there I can play instead of this, that don't find my existence 'problematic'.
THIS. As a Filipino who became a fan of Tolkien's world because of the LOTR movie trilogy (I read the books before but never finished them until later), I'm utterly disgusted at the wholesale efforts to turn Middle Earth into some DEI globalist shite. I don't need to see a fucking Asian Brown Hobbit (or elves for that matter) to enjoy Tolkien.
 
Everything in LOTR is specifically written to be an English mythological tale.

If they're making it diverse, they're more interested in virtue signaling than respecting the source material or my culture, people and history.

There's thousands of other games out there I can play instead of this, that don't find my existence 'problematic'.

I don't disagree with your extremely valid points. At the same time that's a very racist hill you want to die on.
 
I don't disagree with your extremely valid points. At the same time that's a very racist hill you want to die on.

No it isn't. If there was a piece of media which took place in an African region, or which was simply supposed to be based, according to the lore, on a black African demographic/race then I'd also check out if some sweet baby esque ideals shoved a white person into it. Because that to me is actual racism. Let alone a TOTAL immersion killer.
 
This looks like a dog turd of a game. But I am sure my wife would love it. So I hope they are marketing to the correct audience or it is gonna bomb.
 
Love the concept, but that looks rough as hell even without any ESG stuff.

And since we went down that road... might as well share this! I think @Stilton Disco might have made it.



Quite honestly, living an hour from London as I do, it sure sounds better than the reality of the opposite we tried in real life.

Fuck man, if SJW me from 10 years ago could see me now…

But seriously, wanting fiction to be accurate to the reality of the world before 1997 and what the author actually intended for their works to look like, especially in regards to Tolkien who was very specifically writing new myths for the English, not even the British, just the English, is not racist. I'm a Xenophile, I love experiencing other cultures and their stories, and find the melting pot of modern multiculturalism to be a form of universal acid that destroys everything put into it.

If they wanted to make a game like this set in African mythology with no non Africans in it, I'd be delighted and want to play it. I don't care about the superficial looks of the characters beyond their appropriateness in the setting. It's the cunts that made this game and force DEI bollocks in everything to try to brainwash their customers that actually care about it intensely, and at the expense of realism.
 
Quite honestly, living an hour from London as I do, it sure sounds better than the reality of the opposite we tried in real life.

Fuck man, if SJW me from 10 years ago could see me now…
I'm curious, what caused you to turn your beliefs around? Because I was pretty much in the same boat. I had SJW leanings and was anti-Gamergate. Then the whole episode of Sophia Narwitz being openly harassed by ResetEra pretty much red-pilled me and led me to joining NeoGAF.

But seriously, wanting fiction to be accurate to the reality of the world before 1997 and what the author actually intended for their works to look like, especially in regards to Tolkien who was very specifically writing new myths for the English, not even the British, just the English, is not racist. I'm a Xenophile, I love experiencing other cultures and their stories, and find the melting pot of modern multiculturalism to be a form of universal acid that destroys everything put into it.

If they wanted to make a game like this set in African mythology with no non Africans in it, I'd be delighted and want to play it. I don't care about the superficial looks of the characters beyond their appropriateness in the setting. It's the cunts that made this game and force DEI bollocks in everything to try to brainwash their customers that actually care about it intensely, and at the expense of realism.
One of the deep joys of fictional media for me is experiencing cultures that are not your own. Like the HBO series Rome, which is considered to be one of the most historically accurate portrayals of Ancient Roman life. The whole plot about soldier Lucius Vorenus returning to his wife after a long campaign, only to suspect her of cheating on him was fascinating to me. He seriously considered killing her for the insult, and Roman society at the time wouldn't have faulted him. The series for me was amazing in showing a world so unlike our own modern one.

Why did it suddenly become okay to force everything into a multicultural hotpot and turn everything into shit?
 
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I'm curious, what caused you to turn your beliefs around? Because I was pretty much in the same boat. I had SJW leanings and was anti-Gamergate. Then the whole episode of Sophia Narwitz being openly harassed by ResetEra pretty much red-pilled me and led me to joining NeoGAF.


One of the deep joys of fictional media for me is experiencing cultures that are not your own. Like the HBO series Rome, which is considered to be one of the most historically accurate portrayals of Ancient Roman life. The whole plot about soldier Lucius Vorenus returning to his wife after a long campaign, only to suspect her of cheating on him was fascinating to me. He seriously considered killing her for the insult, and Roman society at the time wouldn't have faulted him. The series for me was amazing in showing a world so unlike our own modern one.

Why did it suddenly become okay to force everything into a multicultural hotpot and turn everything into shit?

Absolutely. I've recently been reading a collection of African myths and fairytales and they are incredibly fascinating and would make absurdly entertaining movies or games, but none of the DEI obsessed loonies actually give a shit about foreign cultures.

Also most of them end with Chad McThundercock committing genocide, murdering some sapient magical animal barehanded, or fucking the evil out of a witch so hard she becomes a trad wife. African legends are metal as fuck.

And for me it was being blindsided by Brexit. Made me actually realise what I'd been told the world was like obviously wasn't accurate, so I started actually listening to the other side's arguments, found they actually made a lot of good points, and things snowballed from there. Next thing I knew I was starting to notice that the arguments on Ree, such as big tits aren't real and that all the problems with the game industry were because of men, didn't actually hold up to any kind of examination, and here we are, a decade later and I've gone from being a far left degenerate atheist to a right wing conservative Christian. It's been a bit of a wild ride quite honestly.
 
Absolutely. I've recently been reading a collection of African myths and fairytales and they are incredibly fascinating and would make absurdly entertaining movies or games, but none of the DEI obsessed loonies actually give a shit about foreign cultures.

Also most of them end with Chad McThundercock committing genocide, murdering some sapient magical animal barehanded, or fucking the evil out of a witch so hard she becomes a trad wife. African legends are metal as fuck.
Ancient myths and legends are indeed METAL as fuck. A lot of the myths from different Filipino tribes are pretty much the same. It's a shame a lot of young Filipinos nowadays don't give them the time of day.

And for me it was being blindsided by Brexit. Made me actually realise what I'd been told the world was like obviously wasn't accurate, so I started actually listening to the other side's arguments, found they actually made a lot of good points, and things snowballed from there. Next thing I knew I was starting to notice that the arguments on Ree, such as big tits aren't real and that all the problems with the game industry were because of men, didn't actually hold up to any kind of examination, and here we are, a decade later and I've gone from being a far left degenerate atheist to a right wing conservative Christian. It's been a bit of a wild ride quite honestly.
Funny you mentioned being blindsided by Brexit. It was this video by comedian Johnathan Pie on Donald Trump's election win that completely won me over.


I've since watched Pie's videos on Brexit and how the Left was using the issue to vilify ordinary British citizens who dared to vote against their wishes. Really left a sour taste on my mouth and showed how insane Liberals have become nowadays.
 
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Goes to show the massive disconnect between fans and the companies in charge of the IPs. "your favorite part of the movies was the first 20 minutes, right?" Why not make a generic action roguelike with LotR characters/classes, or why not jump on the dwarf bandwagon and make something about Gimli? I'm sure they can sneak in some "Rock and Stone" 4th wall breaking memes. Seems like a complete waste of the license.

And if you squint, it looks identical to the 100 other 'My Time in Portia' clones even down to the color palette, the animations, and the cartoonish proportions of the characters. Maybe that's the point... cookie cutter game with LotR painted on top to flip some assets and make some money.

If you want a high fantasy town manager, I highly recommend Against the Storm instead:

 
Goes to show the massive disconnect between fans and the companies in charge of the IPs. "your favorite part of the movies was the first 20 minutes, right?" Why not make a generic action roguelike with LotR characters/classes, or why not jump on the dwarf bandwagon and make something about Gimli? I'm sure they can sneak in some "Rock and Stone" 4th wall breaking memes. Seems like a complete waste of the license.

And if you squint, it looks identical to the 100 other 'My Time in Portia' clones even down to the color palette, the animations, and the cartoonish proportions of the characters. Maybe that's the point... cookie cutter game with LotR painted on top to flip some assets and make some money.

If you want a high fantasy town manager, I highly recommend Against the Storm instead:



Against the Storm is amazing! I was playing it more than a year ago and it's insanely addicting!

Only way I can describe this is Roguelike Citybuilder. I don't know of any game like this one.
 
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Against the Storm is amazing! I was playing it more than a year ago and it's insanely addicting!

Only way I can describe this is Roguelike Citybuilder. I don't know of any game like this one.

Glad to see we have another fan here! I'm gonna jump back in soon to try out the last few months of updates.
 
This looks like a dog turd of a game. But I am sure my wife would love it. So I hope they are marketing to the correct audience or it is gonna bomb.

Called it! The wife saw it in the Nintendo Direct and told me how good she thought it looked. She was also excited by Hello Kitty Island Adventure. LOL
 
Man a Tales of Middle Earth RPG set in the Second Age of the Lord of the Rings would have been amazingly good or amazingly bad instead of what looks to be just a bad cheap take on Stardew Valley. And if the Tolkien estate allows absolute fucking shit like Rings of Power and Gollum, and almost certainly Hunt for Gollum again I don't see why A Tales of crossover could be any worse.
 
Absolutely. I've recently been reading a collection of African myths and fairytales and they are incredibly fascinating and would make absurdly entertaining movies or games, but none of the DEI obsessed loonies actually give a shit about foreign cultures.

Also most of them end with Chad McThundercock committing genocide, murdering some sapient magical animal barehanded, or fucking the evil out of a witch so hard she becomes a trad wife. African legends are metal as fuck.

And for me it was being blindsided by Brexit. Made me actually realise what I'd been told the world was like obviously wasn't accurate, so I started actually listening to the other side's arguments, found they actually made a lot of good points, and things snowballed from there. Next thing I knew I was starting to notice that the arguments on Ree, such as big tits aren't real and that all the problems with the game industry were because of men, didn't actually hold up to any kind of examination, and here we are, a decade later and I've gone from being a far left degenerate atheist to a right wing conservative Christian. It's been a bit of a wild ride quite honestly.

I took a similar path. I would say I was more of a spiritual anarcho-libertarian, but I was very socially progressive.

Now that the woke/DEI/troon train has shown how far being "progressive" can go, I want no more part of it.

Watching the woke mob/commie wannabes in the wild has shown me why conservative Christians railed against them for so long. They weren't closed-minded (well, not ALL of them) they were rightfully concerned with how far humanity can take their degeneracy and hubris.