[Stifler's Mom]

I am brewing myself a cappucino each and every morning, usually accompanied by a lame attempt to create some latte art.

Who am I to hide the my ill fated ventures in milk usage from you, so I will post them here from time to time now.

Enjoy:

 

[regawdless]

Had a cappuchino at work. Wanted to contribute, but of course only came up with a dick.

I'll try to do better.

 

[and 3 others]

Had a cappuchino at work. Wanted to contribute, but of course only came up with a dick.

I'll try to do better.

You, you put your dick in your coffee, didn't you?

 

[Epic Nemesis]

Coffee is icky.

 

[regawdless]

You, you put your dick in your coffee, didn't you?

No. But as soon as I saw that dick drawing in my cappuchino, I just....

Swallowed it all.

No homo.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Had a cappuchino at work. Wanted to contribute, but of course only came up with a dick.

I'll try to do better.

You know you can share your dick pics with us, don't you?

also:

 

[Relativ9]

I always thought cappuccino art look so cool, I'd give it a try myself but coffee with milk in it tastes like shit to me.

 

[Soodanim]

You, you put your dick in your coffee, didn't you?

If he takes his coffee with cream in it that's his business

 

[Calcium]

Not gonna lie, this is pretty gay.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Not gonna lie, this is pretty gay.

I knew you would feel like home in this thread.

 

[miona's shoulder monkey]

Not gonna lie, this is pretty gay.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

"works only with soy faces"...

 

[regawdless]

That's cheating.

 

[Nymphae]

My fresh ground coffee pourovers are the artwork

 

[J-Roderton]

Do a skull.

 

[Kadayi]

I like to think that he did it knowingly, but honestly these days it's hard to tell. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[ManofTwo]

Bet you can't drink an penis.

 

[Stouffers]

You are such a little shit bit is still make you my best man

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I will call this one "Fetus with umbilical cord coming out of its swollen head".

 

[Stouffers]

I will call this one "Fetus with umbilical cord coming out of its swollen head".

Looks more like "jizzum in your rootbeer float."

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Do a skull.

Unfortunately no nose socket area, but better than I expected for a first try..

 

[and 3 others]

You're drinking these right, not just dumping them out to try again?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

You're drinking these right, not just dumping them out to try again?

Yep, I do one in the morning that I also drink, and that was it.

 

[J-Roderton]

Wicked.

 

[GymWolf]

Literal definition of soy latte.

 

[GymWolf]

Unfortunately no nose socket area, but better than I expected for a first try..

It looks like the atomic bomb explosion...

 

[miona's shoulder monkey]

 

[infinitys_7th]

I still wish I knew where the soyface shit comes from. It's like it just spontaneously manifested in people, rewriting the basic cultural programming of "smile" for photos. Did these people do that as kids? Did someone teach them? It just came out of nowhere.

It's not just cringey, it's perplexing.