Thread: Star Trek Discovery Season 5 |OT|
On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate the first 2 episodes a solid "Amphibian-Janeway."

I held out hope the entire cast would be crushed in some freak engine room accident between season 4 and now, but they're all back. All of them. Considering 80% of the crew are somewhere on the LGBTQ+ spectrum, this might be the least diverse show I've seen in years.
 
Ive only seen the first two seasons, and barely remember anything, but Discovery was much more enjoyable than Trek nerds were giving it credit for at the time.
 
This is the last season. Effects looks nice, but totally wasted on this shit show.

This season is a mix of Cannonball Run and Zelda. The crying chick and her merry band of melodramatic vaginas are in a race with the two bad Jedi from Star Wars Ahsoka to assemble the triforce that'll lead to the universe-ending macguffin. They even have to beat a bunch of dungeons (including boss fights).

Looking forward to the third episode.
 
I could not be bothered to watch anymore after they went to the future where EVERYBODY IS GAY AND TRANS.

I've got some bad news for you, @Stifler's Mom

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