[Calcium]

Ladies and gentleman, I was just trimming the hedges and there amongst the bush was a lone gray hair on my balls. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? My dick and balls looks distinguished now and death is on the horizon.

I always wondered what would propel me to make a thread. This seems as good an idea as any.

 

[El Rey]

When you awake tomorrow your penis will no longer work either. Once the gray hairs come up, your dick goes down permanently. Just hold a small funeral for your manhood, I hope you have kids already, because being a grandfather is literally the only thing you have left to live for.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

Eh, some people grey sooner than others. I had random grey/white hairs popping up as early as my late teens. What you should really be worried about is ear hair. That's when you know you're on your way out.

 

[Damage inc]

My wife informed me I have a Grey on the balls. Not really worried about it. I only have a few grays in the beard and have maybe one on my head. But yeah a little weird because I’ve never really thought about that going Grey.

 

[Grinchy]

Eh, some people grey sooner than others. I had random grey/white hairs popping up as early as my late teens. What you should really be worried about is ear hair. That's when you know you're on your way out.

I've been plucking out some half inch long ear hairs for the past year or so.

I'm also noticing longer eyebrow hairs here and there. I pluck those out too.

 

[Dr. Farnsgoth]

u r already dead or something

 

[Explosive Zombie]

I read this like he was actually trimming the hedges so I'm like "he does that nude?"

 

[and 3 others]

I read this like he was actually trimming the hedges so I'm like "he does that nude?"

Agreed, first two sentences left me thinking "oh no, an innocent bunny". ...and then.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

I've been plucking out some half inch long ear hairs for the past year or so.

I'm also noticing longer eyebrow hairs here and there. I pluck those out too.

I couldn't pluck - that'd cost me half my eyebrow hairs at this point. Lol Ear hair I've also given up on plucking and now just use a small electric trimmer. Has to be done more often, but hurts less and is a whole lot quicker.

 

[lock2k]

Ladies and gentleman, I was just trimming the hedges and there amongst the bush was a lone gray hair on my balls. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? My dick and balls looks distinguished now and death is on the horizon.

I always wondered what would propel me to make a thread. This seems as good an idea as any.

In the end, it doesn't even matter

 

[Stouffers]

I have gays in my chest hair/beard, but not the balls just yet.

 

[Calcium]

I have gays in my chest hair/beard, but not the balls just yet.

Do you now? Happy Pride, I guess?

 

[Stouffers]

Do you now? Happy Pride, I guess?

And a happy pride season to you as well, sir.

 

[Grinchy]

I couldn't pluck - that'd cost me half my eyebrow hairs at this point. Lol Ear hair I've also given up on plucking and now just use a small electric trimmer. Has to be done more often, but hurts less and is a whole lot quicker.

Luckily it's only the starting stages for me so far. My ear hairs are like very blonde and thin. I can only really see them if I put my finger behind them and look closely. So I yank those fuckers out. But damn, they can get long if I haven't done it in a while.

The eyebrow hairs I can tell will become a problem years from now. You always see those older actors with the 1+ inch long eyebrow hairs that just flair out. I'll probably have to use my damn beard trimmer on them or something lol

 

[quickwhips]

This thread reminded me of the bad e town concrete song one life to live.

 

[Barnabot]

Make a robotic peen to impress the ladies. Don't lose you way even if you don't find forces to stand up. Never give up.

 

[ManofTwo]

What comes first the chicken or the egg?

 

[XOR]

I've heard gray hair has two effects.

On women it signals that they've likely lost their fertility. But on men it signals that they have survived for a long time in hunting, and likely have superior genetics given their ability to achieve this(remember these things evolved during hunter gatherer times, not in modern times.), with men tending to take more risks due to their higher testosterone.

They've christened it the 'Clooney Effect' – the greyer the hair, the more attractive the man. Even the bird kingdom isn't immune, say British ornithologists, who recently discovered that when certain male birds go grey, it automatically sends the female of the species into a flutter.

Why are grey-haired men revered while grey-haired women are silenced? | OverSixty

“Like it or not, ours is a culture that reveres and worships youth, that believes getting older is something to be feared and avoided.”

www.oversixty.com.au

If it is a signal of genetic fitness in men, it will be very difficult to shut down, evolution likely put a ton of protection to produce gray hairs with advancing age.

According to the survey by the online dating site, women like men with grey hair as long as they do not look too old. Also, attractiveness depended on the pattern of greying as well. As per the participants, they find a certain level of grey hair more appealing than a full head of grey.

(Image: Instagram)

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...-study/photostory/73961818.cms?picid=73961838

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[regawdless]

Have some grey hair on my head since my late 20s. My beard has some white and grey hair as well.

Don't worry. Other things will kill your and shorten your life.

 

[Helljumper]

No point fighting greys.
I'd rather have grey hair than dyed hair.

 

[John Day]

Greys on your balls? Might as well be dead, ain’t no more fucking for youuuu.

 

[and 3 others]

I have gays in my chest hair/beard, but not the balls just yet.

Not sure if that was a typo...or...

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Not sure if that was a typo...or...

No no no, it's about the well-known fact that if your beard is bushy enough tiny gays dressed as Mounties will randomly pop out like leprechauns and sing the 'Lumberjack Song'.