[JORMBO]

 

[QuantumZebra]

IDK about the loneliness thing... maybe if they do it well... kind of a "celebrity goes into isolation" thing like Dave Chappelle did?

Glad they're not rebooting it again. The trilogy was good. The "Team of Tomb Raiders" is kind of iffy... I hope that isn't code for multiplayer/open world shit.

 

[Cravis]

Romantic scenes with another woman?

12 year old me:

 

[Helljumper]

Sounds as if they are gonna explore mental illness in this game.

 

[Hostile_18]

They better not be replacing Camilla Luddington.

 

[Nada]

I remember when they used to market Tomb Raider games by telling you how many optional tombs the latest version had. They were always something to look forward to finding during gameplay.

Now it's just the 'Loneliness and Lesbian Encounters' edition we're getting it seems. I sometimes wish I had sold my PS5 when they were worth a grand at launch given how little interest i have in new titles.

 

[Hostile_18]

For me 2013 was the height of the series. Probably because its the most like Uncharted, but god damn I've played it a lot.

 

[Black Chamber]

The "Team of Tomb Raiders" is kind of iffy... I hope that isn't code for multiplayer/open world shit.

THIS

 

[Stilton Disco]

Sounds like an excuse for a bunch of new woke characters, and a load of heavy handed arty farty bollocks about mental illness which will a) cause SJW's to be angry about whatever way they handle it, and b) inevitably take the far left and completely unhelpful view of what mental illness is and how to treat it.

Also judging by that art, the slow and steady removal of her boobs is complete. No more disgusting femininity or beauty for Lara Croft!

 

[quickwhips]

IDK about the loneliness thing... maybe if they do it well... kind of a "celebrity goes into isolation" thing like Dave Chappelle did?

Glad they're not rebooting it again. The trilogy was good. The "Team of Tomb Raiders" is kind of iffy... I hope that isn't code for multiplayer/open world shit.

It's fucking stupid. If they want to add coop cool she had people she worked with. Give me a bad ass Laura who as a teen I could jerk it to with those nude raider mods.

 

[Dacon]

>le grounded worl
>muh loneliness
>muh tomb raider avengers

this shit should be in a cringe thread

 

[regawdless]

First two tweets aren't available. What did they say?

 

[Helljumper]

The lead writer who worked on the 2013 reboot wanted to make Lara gay. Guess she's getting what she wanted.

 

[brap]

Oh boy more games made for homosexuals

 

[QuantumZebra]

Romantic scenes with another woman?

12 year old me:

If its a retread of the TR2013 trilogy but with lesbian scenes sign me up idgaf

 

[lock2k]

Concept art kinda looks like Kaya Scodelario. Me dig

 

[QuantumZebra]

It's fucking stupid. If they want to add coop cool she had people she worked with. Give me a bad ass Laura who as a teen I could jerk it to with those nude raider mods.

She was always just a "fuck it lets party" Indiana Jones with guns, lots of guns. And boobs.

If they turn it into Ocean's 11 with purple haired ladybois ill riot. My dad and I played the OG trilogy countless times. My wife and kids and I love the new trilogy.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

Concept art kinda looks like Kaya Scodelario. Me dig

Made me think of Ellie from TLoU2. Me no dig.

 

[esoteric]

The writing crew for the last game was horrible, and held the game back in a big way. If they've all fucked off, then we might have something good here.

 

[and 3 others]

with lesbian scenes

Where ya seeing that? I must be blind/dumb

 

[JORMBO]

Where ya seeing that? I must be blind/dumb

Looks like the other tweet got deleted. It had the same info as the one still up, but also mentioned a female romantic interest.

Maybe they made that up and had to delete. I don't pay for Colin's Patreon so I can't listen to the show.

 

[Jack's Fury]

.............I guess sexy, cool and arrogant/confident is out of style for the danger hair/ cut my balls generation huh.

Spoiler: Old TR 96-08, Innovative, ground breaking, challenging, cultural phenomenon and gaming 1st female icon

Spoiler: Nu Raider 2013-2018 Pretty model, terrible VA, terribly written with bitchy 2010s Strong woman with a fat diverse beta orbiter, a fun decent Uncharted clone AKA how the mighty have fallen

NB Raider 2022-?

 

[cryptoadam]

Dont care about mental illness in games. I want tombs and dinos.

Also why does the voice actor need to be athletic lol. Cant they just act fit ?

How much danger hair we gonna get in the game? I guess Lara still had to much sexiness and they need to hand the series off to a new trans star.

 

[Zeta Dragoon]

I thought the reboot and Rise were decent, Rise with its tombs, upgrading gear and weapons, the history of the region and its people, but completely dropped the ball on Laras storyline, and the others from the doomed expedition to Yamatai.

Lara should have been seeking the golden source in Rise to find a way to heal Sam and help keep from losing her mind to a shard of the ancient horror wearing the skin of a Queen that had tried to possess her.

They very much tried to down play the mystical and supernatural elements of the first two reboot games, and I can see they wanted it to be more grounded, but I can and will second they should have had a lot more creatures and dinosaurs.

Trinity for the most part should have been gray at worst, an ancient Templar descended order with a mandate to protect the world from actual supernatural evils.

Like the Templars from Assassins Creed only not cartoonishly evil.

The best part of Rise, the temple in Syria should have had way more of the game like that, instead of just snowy mountains and abandoned Soviet installations.