I love a good chuckle, so hit me (us) was some absolute bangers! I'll start us off.
What car did George Floyd really want?
Dodge Neon.
What car did George Floyd really want?
Dodge Neon.
Women's rights
He identifies as a male, but he's still a bitchare you a woman?
He identifies as a male, but he's still a bitch
What do you call a dinosaur who moonlights as a 90s prop comic?
a Tri Carrot Tops
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Why can't dinosaurs talk?What do you call a dinosaur with no ears?
Whatever the fuck you want, he can't hear you.
What did the constipated accountant do? He worked it out with a pencil.
Verified by coroner.Police officer: So your husband was in quarantine because of a positive Covid-19 test. Tell me what happened.
She: I got home early from work and noticed that someone else was in our home. There were strange noises of people fighting.
Police officer: and you grabbed your gun.
She: I thought it was an intruder. I went up, into our bedroom. Finding my husband in bed with another women.
Police officer: what happened then?
She: Then, both died of covid.
Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
@Franky Family looks like you love dad jokes. Here you go:
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.