She's actually attractive with 10-15lbs more of fat. Being skinny does not suit her.
I Have No Idea If Chloe Moretz Is Attractive
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"Careful Frank, you might end up dead"
"You might end up dead is my middle name!"
"What about Chloe?"
"I don't know her middle name."
I have no clue who this person is, but I apparently have a post somewhere here in this 45 page thread.
How unfortunate. Best dive in and find it...
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Since this thread is d-pad's life blood, let me say it here: Happy holidays, guys!
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I remember it. You said she had the best body you have ever seen. So now we know you swallow cum.
She is an unfortunate girl who's a Brundlefly of a Johnny Depp and a Maytag Refrigerator.
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Plus she is a mittens hand model for the State of Michigan.
The WHOLE FUCKING STATE.
Plus she did all the previz for the powerloader fight scene from Aliens.
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She had a camel toe that went all the way up and nostrils for days.
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"She had a foot like a club sandwich.
The worst parts of a chicken covered in bacon and mayo.
The kinda thing you could only find in prison and no matter how hard you tried you couldn't forget the taste."
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"That reminds me Ed, I promised to make Jane some pancakes and pig knuckles."
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"That reminds me Ed, I need to laugh react to @Dr. Farnsgoth posting Lindsay Lohan's inverted ass pic in the would you thread."
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What she lacks in hips, she more than makes up with hands!
I like hands. You could call me Mr. Hands.
Neil Young
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Well Mr. Hands, do you enjoy Chloe's mitts that resemble those of a bare knuckle brawler from 1875?
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New Year Same Nostril Gape and Fridge Foot:
Mustache or wrinkled shadows? Only the truly lost will find gratification therein.
Mustache or wrinkled shadows? Only the truly lost will find gratification therein.
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New Year Same Nostril Gape and Fridge Foot:
My anaconda don't want none unless you got BUNions.
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Im not sure if someone has made the same pun, im sure they have. How could they have not? Either way, I feel me genius should be properly appreciated. I'm on a plane. I am drunk
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You can smell this place from the road. I have been there. Good job on marrying that smell to the image of Long Egg.
I approve.
She is the source of the original culture..
She made her dress out of a couch from the 90s.
She made her dress out of a couch from the 90s.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Modern women do not know how to dress themselves to look their best, and no one in fashion or the media is interested in helping them.
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You should form a militia of teenage tailors and dressmakers
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Look deep into her eyes, yes, two folds from the left.
Those are eyes that have seen what the internet has to say about her.
I bet if you photoshopped her eyes from right to left and left to right, she'd look the same. @regawdless work your magic.
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Hang on, this might sound a little too extreme, but check this, how about he swaps her eyebrows too!?!?
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I'd have to hand it to you, but Long Egg already has us beat.
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Look deep into her eyes, yes, two folds from the left.
Man, it's like she went straight from "touch me and you're in jail" to "women age like milk".
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