Thread: I fucking
Ok but let's delve deeper for a moment.

Since you know pretty much exactly when they're coming to your door, do you kinda wait by the door and then let them knock so you can make some loud fake footsteps to give the impression that you weren't standing there staring through the peephole? Or do you just go into full fuck it mode and open the door before as they are walking up onto the porch?
You swing the door wide open right when they begin to knock on the door pretend you didn't see them and take the pizza box that's on the ground and thank the birds for delivering it then shut the door