How much hair is too much?

[Stouffers]

I was watching my dog dig up cat turds out of the sand we put down to fill a few depressed spots in the yard and I got to thinking, how much hair is too much? Options below:

The Hollywood (bald)

The Brazilian (tuft of hair at front of mound)

The Landing Strip

The Bermuda Triangle

The Big Bush

 

[Calcium]

Do you have anything where the foliage completely obscures the picture? That's my pick.

 

[Shoga]

Never really bothered me I guess, I keep my balls quite trimmed just out of personal preference.

As for woman as long as I'm not putting up with what seems like a grizzlys back I'm not bothered.

 

[quickwhips]

I like the Hollywood...never heard it called that before but oral sex is awesome and no one wants hair in mouth while doing it. Hair also wouldn't stop me though.

 

[Stouffers]

I like the Hollywood...never heard it called that before but oral sex is awesome and no one wants hair in mouth while doing it. Hair also wouldn't stop me though.

Like slobbin all over a thawed raw turkey.

 

[King of Foxes]

I had always thought a Brazilian was completely shaved/waxed.

and the wiki is just vaginas, that was an unexpected but pleasant surprise so early in the morning

Bikini waxing - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Brazilian waxing[edit]​

Brazilian waxing (or the sphinx wax[21]) is the removal of all pubic hair from the pelvic region, vulva, labia, perineum,[22][23] and anus, while sometimes leaving a thin strip of hair on the mons pubis.[4][15][16][17][24] It can be used by those who wear thong bikinis.[25] Brazilian waxing is also known as a full Brazilian wax, full bikini wax, or the Hollywood wax.[4][16][17] This style was first called the Brazilian wax by the J. Sisters salon in Manhattan, founded in 1987 by seven sisters named Padilha from Brazil.[26][27]

 

[Falcs]

I like the Hollywood...never heard it called that before but oral sex is awesome and no one wants hair in mouth while doing it. Hair also wouldn't stop me though.

I love going down when it's bald. Can't get enough.

Whenever my wife gets it done..

 

[Elektro Demon]

I like it when it's hairy.

 

[Stilton Disco]

I don't mind a full bush, but if I'm getting up close and personal with it, it's certainly easier when it's significantly trimmed back.

From personal experience, there's few things that kill the mood faster than a sneezing fit, brought on by a pube poking you in just the right spot up your nose.

 

[MetalAlien]

Shaved...

 

[Stouffers]

I like it about a few notches above stubble. Long enough to feel soft, but not so long it gets stuck betwixt your teeth.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

Depends on how well they're built, physically. It's like people with peanut-shaped heads or no-chins, hair can do a good job hiding things you don't want to see or think about. If it's a perfect little peach, then shave away.

 

[Grinchy]

I like it about a few notches above stubble. Long enough to feel soft, but not so long it gets stuck betwixt your teeth.

That's what I like too. It just looks good as well.

She can shave all the way down if she wants, but if she ends with a bunch of red bumps and shit, what was the point? And then a few days later it's like I'm eating out my dad's 5-o'clock shadow.

 

[Stouffers]

That's what I like too. It just looks good as well.

She can shave all the way down if she wants, but if she ends with a bunch of red bumps and shit, what was the point? And then a few days later it's like I'm eating out my dad's 5-o'clock shadow.

Father-son bonding is good and all, but y’all might’ve taken it too far.

 

[HeresJohnny]

I love going down when it's bald. Can't get enough.

Whenever my wife gets it done..

Yeah, but when it starts to come in watch out... your face'll look like you got into a fight with a damn cheese grater.

 

[DESTROYA]

Where are all the ladies at to tell us what we want ?
It all depends on the woman and how hot she is, a lot can be overlooked if you want to split hairs.

 

[Yoshi]

I voted Hollywood, because it is the only option that makes no sense in this poll.

 

[Robot Carnival]

I'm kinda confused about the poll. are you asking us which of the options we like the most or which we feel is the point that's too much hair for us?

either way, I'm down for pretty much anything other than the full bush. trim it so at least I can munch away in peace.

 

[Stouffers]

I'm kinda confused about the poll. are you asking us which of the options we like the most or which we feel is the point that's too much hair for us?

either way, I'm down for pretty much anything other than the full bush. trim it so at least I can munch away in peace.

Yes

 

[El Rey]

I can't figure out the first two at all...

 

[Arkam]

As long as its not peeking out the panties to say hello its fine. I prefer a smooth kitty, but I dont bic my balls, so I can understand. IMO basic topiary maintenance is required for all sexually active adults.

 

[Stouffers]

As long as its not peeking out the panties to say hello its fine. I prefer a smooth kitty, but I dont bic my balls, so I can understand. IMO basic topiary maintenance is required for all sexually active adults.

When I was in marching band, one of the girls on flag corp was on the ground doing stretches. She had her feet together with her knees pointed out exposing her pelvis in a very unladylike position. Being a guy, I looked.
There were a few tufts of hair sticking out between her sequins leotard.

 

[teezzy]

I'm a bald supremacist

 

[Stouffers]

I'm a bald supremacist

Pedo, tbh

 

[teezzy]

Pedo, tbh

I was talking about my own head, weirdo

 

[Stouffers]

I was talking about my own head, weirdo

I have a theory

 

[teezzy]

I have a theory

I prefer em clean shaven too

Bald on bald

 

[MetalAlien]

Pedo, tbh

Liking bush is kinda gay. Gaylord.

 

[Stouffers]

Liking bush is kinda gay. Gaylord.

Let’s see.. gay or pedo.. I think Im ok with gay. thank you and good day.

 

[MetalAlien]

Let’s see.. gay or pedo.. I think Im ok with gay. thank you and good day.

 

[Stouffers]

I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR