[Stouffers]

I'd like to think you all imagine me as an older, but still totally virile Chris Hemsworth.. chiseled and hairy in all the right places. But we are not here to talk about me. We're here to give our best stab at what @King of Foxes looks like based on what we know of him and his lifestyle.

From what I've gathered, @King of Foxes falls in the Balki-bucket. A lovable foreign scamp who just doesn't know any better.

Something like this:

 

[Dr. Farnsgoth]

I don't have to. He's already posted himself all over the internet. Also seen his wife's pussy. Top tier shitposter.

 

[regawdless]

Isn't his profile pic him?

 

[King of Foxes]

Yeah I had a bunch of selfies on gaf, I deleted every photo of me, my wife, kids and house when the elf started banning people cos I knew my time was up

 

[King of Foxes]

Here you go, just now

 

[regawdless]

Here you go, just now

Nah I'll ignore it. I'll always picture you as a weird fucked up but awesome mix of an eastern European royal and a fox. Red hair, mighty powerful beard, great classic style, ice cold eyes.

The eyes already check out though.

 

[miona's shoulder monkey]

he a cool good guy who doesn't afraid of anything. i wish he was my father.

 

[Stilton Disco]

 

[King of Foxes]

he a cool good guy who doesn't afraid of anything. i wish he was my father.

I cannot be your father but I can be your daddy

 

[regawdless]

he a cool good guy who doesn't afraid of anything. i wish he was my father.

You could still offer your mother to him and try to get adopted!

 

[King of Foxes]

Nah I'll ignore it. I'll always picture you as a weird fucked up but awesome mix of an eastern European royal and a fox. Red hair, mighty powerful beard, great classic style, ice cold eyes.

The eyes already check out though.

No beard or ginger hair here

Me and Mrs Foxes

 

[Dr. Farnsgoth]

No beard or ginger hair here

Me and Mrs Foxes

Them's dick suckin lips

 

[King of Foxes]

Them's dick suckin lips

Thanks, I got botox