[Grisham]

Look alive, foolish mortals! We're dying for you to view our teaser trailer and poster for Disney's comically creepy adventure "Haunted Mansion," which will appear in theaters on July 28. Directed by award-winning filmmaker Justin Simien, the film features an all-star ensemble cast including LaKeith Stanfield, Tiffany Haddish, Owen Wilson, Danny DeVito, Rosario Dawson, Chase W. Dillon and Dan Levy, with Jamie Lee Curtis and Jared Leto as The Hatbox Ghost.

Director Simien says, "As a lifelong fan of the Haunted Mansion attraction, I'm beyond excited to share the teaser trailer for our new film adaptation featuring an incredible cast. Our team has worked tirelessly to create a scary, funny and cinematic otherworldly adventure for both new and die-hard fans to enjoy! I can't wait for audiences to experience this big screen version of the iconic Disney attraction."

Inspired by the classic theme park attraction, "Haunted Mansion" is about a woman and her son who enlist a motley crew of so-called spiritual experts to help rid their home of supernatural squatters. The film's producers are Dan Lin and Jonathan Eirich, with Nick Reynolds and Tom Peitzman serving as executive producers.

 

[Eneru]

Looks like shit. Disney can only make one type of movie and they're fucking reskinning it with every movie they release. Gtfo

I hope they go bankrupt.

Edit: when I entered the thread I didn't know it was Disney. Thought yeah maybe a nice horror flick.

Double disappointed.

 

[Yawnson]

Glad they got their diversity quota so they can call us racist when we don't watch it and they can get their Blackrock loans

 

[cryptoadam]

Fuck you, Eddie Murphey number 1.

If I don't get my Pluto Nash remake some mothafuckas gonna get blasted.

 

[Hinedorf]

Fuck you, Eddie Murphey number 1.

If I don't get my Pluto Nash remake some mothafuckas gonna get blasted.

I personally thought Eddie Murphy's Haunted Mansion was pretty cool, Pluto Nash not so much

 

[Snes nes]

notice the trailer is structured similar to what you'd see in a mahvel trailer?

 

[AJUMP23]

All this stuff looks like garbage.

 

[quickwhips]

Is that the guy from Atlanta?

 

[Hinedorf]

All this stuff looks like garbage.

I was sort of excited when I thought it was going to be on Disney + this would be perfect for Disney +, but for theaters..........Disney is about to take a big L