[Relativ9]

Self explanatory thread, what are some of your favourite things to quote? Doesn't have to be something you quote often, but when you do gives you that special grin. Can be from anywhere, movies, books, TV shows, games, public figures, even friends and family (in which case include context/backstory).

Black Books is personal quote tressure trove of mine, have used this one mostly ironically:

 

[Aarbron]

and

"One bastard goes in, another comes out"

 

[and 3 others]

"If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense."

 

[regawdless]

This brilliant piece of writing and acting:

 

[TaySan]

"Aahhh... much better."- Duke Nukem

 

[Cravis]

 

[Nymphae]

What do you mean what do you mean?

 

[Stouffers]

"My dick, it is so very small. So small in fact that it often goes up inside my body and all the sweat and general excretions remain in its folds and smell like a pirate-hooker's labia by the end of the day."
-Matt

 

[regawdless]

"My dick, it is so very small. So small in fact that it often goes up inside my body and all the sweat and general excretions remain in its folds and smell like a pirate-hooker's labia by the end of the day."
-Matt

You fucker. I was just writing

"I don't mind depictions of sexy underaged girls in videogames."
- Matt

But you destroyed my joke now.

 

[SpartanN92]

Funny timing… my boss had to do a presentation last week to some of his bosses and he wanted pictures of us and our favorite quotes to go along with it. I chose this.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

- Patches O'Houlihan

 

[and 3 others]

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

- Patches O'Houlihan

He had that luck o' the irish

 

[Stifler's Mom]

'gewonnen hat wer schafft, dass die Schädeldecke klafft' - Kreatör.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

'four aces are hard to beat'

 

[Thing on a Spring]

 

[Julius Ibidus]

'speak well of the past, and of the dead.'

 

[Dr. Pringles]

'Don't just stare at it; eat it.'

 

[quickwhips]

Every time something doesn't pan out I quote Jocko willinks and say 'good' then explain how it not working out will make me better and stronger.

 

[Explosive Zombie]

"you know something Ellie we really are The Last of Us"

 

[Neil Young]

Now go home and get your fucking shine box!

Cmon, you feel strong.

-Billy Bats

 

[J-Roderton]

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

 

[lock2k]

"I think, therefore I quit"

Your momma.

 

[Stouffers]

"I don't mind depictions of sexy underaged girls in videogames."
- @regawdless

 

[King of Foxes]

 

[regawdless]

"I don't mind depictions of sexy underaged girls in videogames."
- @regawdless

Last I checked, I'm not an Asian cunt hiding in Australia.

 

[Stilton Disco]

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett

 

[Redneckerz]

Davis : You must be Chris.

Chris : You fucking my mom?

Davis : No, I'm not. We were just sleeping...

Chris : [interrupts] She's fucking crazy. If you haven't noticed, she's a fucking pothead. She calls it cannabis 'cause it makes her feel like less of a fucking pothead.

Davis : You say fuck a lot.

Chris : So?

Davis : So you're just not using it properly.

Chris : The fuck does that mean?

Davis : That's what I mean. Fuck is a great word, but if you use it too much then it just loses its value and you sound stupid.

Chris : Fuck you.

Davis : Exactly. I feel nothing and you sound like an idiot. Have a good one.

[Davis leaves]

Chris : Who the f...

[thinks about it]

This line in the bolded is so brilliantly delivered. The whole scene is just entertaining.

 

[Arkam]

 

[Explosive Zombie]

"corn pop was a bad dude..."

 

[Grisham]

I knew what I wanted. That's the difference between us. In this world there are those who give and those who ask. Those who do not care to give... those who do not dare to ask. You dared. But you were never quite sure what your were asking for.

Orson Welles as Gregory Arkadin