Thread: Drunk as shit AMA
How many Miller Lites did you chug down? 3? Or was the 6-pack on sale and you had collected enough change to go all out?
 
Stouffers, you are an angry drunk. At least on Long Island Iced Teas.

How sloppy are you, right now? Be honest.
 
Tits or ass?

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I got into a fist fight with my brother in law and his girlfriends father today. I wasnt drunk but they were. The police even came (eventually after 2 hours) AMA
 
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Did you win?
Yes but it wasn't a knock out or anything. My brother in laws kids live with us cos he is a drunkie but usually the kids will go to his girlfriends parents house on the weekend. They arrived to pick them up but were both quite drunk, I refused to let them take the kids and when the dad tried to push his way into the house I shoved him out and it went from there.

No blood or anything broken but we probably exchanged 7 or 8 hits between the three of us.

Then they left and we got hesburger for the kids and spent the night calming them down as they saw it all.
 
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Yes but it wasn't a knock out or anything. My brother in laws kids live with us cos he is a drunkie but usually the kids will go to his girlfriends parents house on the weekend. They arrived to pick them up but were both quite drunk, I refused to let them take the kids and when the dad tried to push his way into the house I shoved him out and it went from there.

No blood or anything broken but we probably exchanged 7 or 8 hits between the three of us.

Then they left and we got hesburger for the kids and spent the night calming them down as they saw it all.
You are the hero of the day for that tussle. The kids should probably stay yours.

I still don’t understand why people choose alcohol as their vice. It costs money and makes people act even more stupid then they already are. Games and sex seem like better, more efficient vices.
 
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