[Stouffers]

Go you sad sacks of shit seriously no one love you and you’re going to die alone

 

[slugbahr]

Did the chicken cross the road on a weekday, or the weekend?

 

[Stouffers]

Did the chicken cross the road on a weekday, or the weekend?

Get the fuck out of here with this weak ass shit. What a fucking waste. What the fuck is wrong with you

 

[Grinchy]

How many Miller Lites did you chug down? 3? Or was the 6-pack on sale and you had collected enough change to go all out?

 

[Rock And Roll]

Been so hot you had to go hard on the Smirnoff Ice eh?

 

[Stouffers]

I stuck with 6 or 7 Long Island iced teas and 1 rum and Coke

 

[quickwhips]

You wish you were this fucking cool

 

[Stouffers]

It’s a bit sad but I might be the coolest guy you pathetic sacks of shit know

 

[WesternBlood]

Stouffers, you are an angry drunk. At least on Long Island Iced Teas.

How sloppy are you, right now? Be honest.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

@Stouffers, what is the meaning of life?

 

[slugbahr]

Get the fuck out of here with this weak ass shit. What a fucking waste. What the fuck is wrong with you

You used to be cool, man.

 

[Stouffers]

You used to be cool, man.

 

[Stouffers]

@Stouffers, what is the meaning of life?

Boobs

 

[Stouffers]

Stouffers, you are an angry drunk. At least on Long Island Iced Teas.

How sloppy are you, right now? Be honest.

I drank an assload of water before going to bed. Feel like ass, but it’ll be alright

 

[Mickmrly]

Are you still drunk Stouffers?

 

[slugbahr]

Are you still drunk Stouffers?

Stouffers is always drunk Stouffers.

 

[Barnabot]

Tits or ass?

 

[Kadayi]

Tits or ass?

 

[Barnabot]

I want to start a small civil war here and this drunk guy needs to be the catalyst . Don't spoil the right answer yet

 

[slugbahr]

I want to start a small civil war here and this drunk guy needs to be the catalyst . Don't spoil the right answer yet

Are you Tony Stark???

 

[Stouffers]

Are you still drunk Stouffers?

Nope. Sober, wearing pants, and living the dream

 

[WesternBlood]

Nope. Sober, wearing pants, and living the dream

Wearing pants on your head does NOT count.

 

[slugbahr]

Nope. Sober, wearing pants, and living the dream

What are the pants made of?

 

[Stouffers]

What are the pants made of?

Whip cream

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Once upon a time there were men in the west. They were not noble nor heroic. They simply were.

 

[King of Foxes]

I got into a fist fight with my brother in law and his girlfriends father today. I wasnt drunk but they were. The police even came (eventually after 2 hours) AMA

 

[Mickmrly]

I got into a fist fight with my brother in law and his girlfriends father today. I wasnt drunk but they were. The police even came (eventually after 2 hours) AMA

Did you win?

 

[King of Foxes]

Did you win?

Yes but it wasn't a knock out or anything. My brother in laws kids live with us cos he is a drunkie but usually the kids will go to his girlfriends parents house on the weekend. They arrived to pick them up but were both quite drunk, I refused to let them take the kids and when the dad tried to push his way into the house I shoved him out and it went from there.

No blood or anything broken but we probably exchanged 7 or 8 hits between the three of us.

Then they left and we got hesburger for the kids and spent the night calming them down as they saw it all.

 

[Mickmrly]

Yes but it wasn't a knock out or anything. My brother in laws kids live with us cos he is a drunkie but usually the kids will go to his girlfriends parents house on the weekend. They arrived to pick them up but were both quite drunk, I refused to let them take the kids and when the dad tried to push his way into the house I shoved him out and it went from there.

No blood or anything broken but we probably exchanged 7 or 8 hits between the three of us.

Then they left and we got hesburger for the kids and spent the night calming them down as they saw it all.

You are the hero of the day for that tussle. The kids should probably stay yours.

I still don’t understand why people choose alcohol as their vice. It costs money and makes people act even more stupid then they already are. Games and sex seem like better, more efficient vices.